Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[AraucanaAnnie]

Midge: Really weird question, Mir, but what color are you legs?

 

[Malibu99]

Mir: Grey-blue.

 

[earlybird10842]

Selena: I wish I was an amerucana. Or a marans. Or a welsummer. Or a silkie But no. I'm a sex-link. All we do is sit and lay boring brown eggs. We never go broody, we don't have pretty feathers we don't...
Susan: Sally, has something been going on?
Selena:...ever fly all we do is sit and lay boring brown eggs!
Susan: Selena April Henley! Has anything been going on?
Selena: No, of course not. After all all we do is sit and lay eggs!
Sunrise: What's wrong with steady egg production? that's a good thing, often coveted by other breeds.
Selena: It's not a good thing to the rare breeds club...
Susan: what did you say? the rare breeds club?
Selena: Noo, I said--um--the roll and bun shop. you know-the one on the corner of second and main?
Sunrise: no, you said the rare breeds club. Where is this club, and why on earth don't they value egg productivity?

 

[little farmer]

Junior: Why don't EE's meet the Standard Perfection?????

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Midge: Cool. As a general rule, when EEs have legs that color we lay blue eggs.
Audrey: But Midge, we are living violation of that "rule"! I have green legs and lay blue eggs and Midge has blue legs and lays green legs.
Midge: Good point!
Louise: My eggs usually have 2 yolks. Haha!
Akira: I lay purple eggs.
Henny: No you don't!
Penny: Yeah, your's are cream and the size of marbles!
Akira: Oh. Right!

 

[earlybird10842]

Sunrise: Junior, thank goodness you're here! We have a case!
Susan: Selena said something about a "rare breeds club". we suspect they've been teasing her about being a sex-link. But she won't say anything else!
Selena: I said "roll and bun shop!" There's no rare breeds club!

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: I lay dark brown eggs with speckles. Mine are XL
Buttermilk: I lay an average brown eggs. No imperfections. They're large. :3
Snap: Mine are light brown. Large. Nothing on it.
Junior: Mine are tinted. Medium. :3 With calcium deposits on them. I don't have the best eggs.

 

[little farmer]

Sunrise: Junior, thank goodness you're here! We have a case!
Susan: Selena said something about a "rare breeds club". we suspect they've been teasing her about being a sex-link. But she won't say anything else!
Selena: I said "roll and bun shop!" There's no rare breeds club!

Junior: Oh a case!!! Okay, guys tell me everything you know. I mean filter yourself out.

 

[earlybird10842]

Susan: So Sal was ranting about being such an ordinary chicken and only laying "boring brown eggs". So I figured someone was bullying her. She said someting about the rare breeds club, and now she denies it. It can't be at school, since we only go once a month. But we did go to town today. I went grocery shopping at Layer's best grocery and then to eggie's drugstore, Sunrise went to the Nestbox shoppe and to the library, and Sally went to feathercare essentials, and to the Mealworm cafe with some friends.

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Audrey: EEs don't meet the SOP because we are a landrace. Not a real breed.
Henny: I like sexlink feathers!
Penny: And I wish I laid eggs every day!