Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Homeowner's associations can be a real pain at times (I have never been a part of one, but have heard stories...)
Selena: We got a new friend today! I am going to be her bestest friend ever. But she won't even turn toward me or talk to me. She won't tell me her name, so I just call her Lacey, 'cause she's laced.
Susan: Sunrise, should we tell her it's a picture?
Sunrise: Let her figure it out.

 

[UnderHisWings]

Little farmer- I would only know how to insert youtube videos (by clicking the "insert video" button). But maybe you could "insert image", and have that image be a photo? Does that make sense?

 

[little farmer]

Yea, I tried that. Unfortunately the video is 'too big.' Ah, wells.
Snap: OOo!! Sounds fun Selena!!!
Bisquick: Mommy's thinking about getting a mirror in our coop so we can entertain ourselves!!
Buttermilk: I will love love love, to look at myself when I preen my feathers! That way I can see all the spots where my feathers are rumpled.
Snap: I can't wait cause it'll be fun to look at my comb. I'll be able to tell Mommy when it needs vaseline!!
Bisquick: And I'll be able to see when I'm almost done molting.
Buttermilk Snap:

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Snap: Are any of you guys Easter Eggers? @ Henny and gang

Bisquick: Well, der, Snap, it's right in their siggy. 2 Easter Eggers.
Snap: Oh, well then which of you guys are Easter Eggers?

Buttermilk: I will envy the Easter Eggers' eggs SO much.
Snap: Why in heaven's gravy would you do that?

Bisquick: Snap, do you know why the breed is called an Easter Egger?

Snap: Uhh, cause their feathers are so pretty it looks like their going to an Easter service everyday?

Bisquick: Easter Egger.
Snap: *thinks* I'm stumped.
Buttermilk: Snap they're called Easter Eggers cause they're eggs are colored!!!
Snap: So are all other eggs!!!

Buttermilk: *facewing* They're eggs are blue green or pink!!!

Snap: OOHHH!!! OH MY GOSH I HOPE THAT OUR EASTER EGGER LAYS GREEN EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audrey: Midge and I are the Easter Eggers! I laid blue eggs before molting but now I lay green eggs.:/
Midge: And I used to lay green but they're now blue!
Louise: My giant egg had TWO shells! Mom cracked it open and out cam another egg!
Penny: I have a problem...
Henny: What is it, Penny?
Penny: Well, umm...I sort of started eating eggs...
Other chickens: WHAT!?
Penny: *cringe*
Midge: Penelope Hedwig! What on Earth are you thinking? Those eggs are our days work!!!
Penny: I know...but they're so yummy...
Henny: I was wondering where my eggs went...gosh, Penny!

Me: Has anyone had this problem? I'm desperate!

 

[UnderHisWings]

Terry: Snap, why do you put vaseline on your comb?
Captain Flint: When the people put vaseline on my comb to prevent frostbite, it all got on my hackle feathers, and now they're so greasy and dirty

 

[little farmer]

Me: Oh no!! Sorry AA. Um, this sounds kind of stupid, but maybe get there before she eats them? I know there's a cure, but I forget it. Of course.

Bisquick: *lightbulb moment* HEDWIG!! That is an amazing name Penny!! Do you guys mind if we name our BR that??
Buttermilk: Mom wants to name the BO Omelette in honor of Omelette from iluvpeeps. But, if iluvpeeps, doesn't really want us to then we won't. Mom just loves that name.
Snap: It's decided. the Easter Eggers' name is gonna Pippy Louise Stoltzfus. Like it?

 

[little farmer]

Terry: Snap, why do you put vaseline on your comb?
Captain Flint: When the people put vaseline on my comb to prevent frostbite, it all got on my hackle feathers, and now they're so greasy and dirty

Snap: Oh, well sometimes Mommy puts vaseline or this other human chappeded stick-
Bisquick: Just one 'ed' Snap.
Snap: Oh. Well, the chappeded stick is called eos. I really like that. she puts it on my comb to prevent frostbite. But, I don't get it on my feathers.

 

[Malibu99]

Mir: I got cuddled by Malibu's friend. Snow is so yummy... *munches on snowball*

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Me: I try to collect the eggs, but I am so busy! I started a thread in Egg laying and behavior called Egg eating...so you can check it out!
Penny: Of course you can name the BR Hedwig! It was originally my first name, but then Mom thought of Henny and Penny!
Henny: And my middle name is Pigwidgeon! My initials are HP, and Penny is PH!!
Louise: I love all the names!
Midge: I love getting cuddled Mir!
Akira: THE LIGHT WENT OFF!!!!!
Audrey: It always goes off...
All chickens: Good night!

 

[little farmer]

Me: I totally get it.
Snap: Oh goody!! A name for my lil' sis!!
Bisquick: And mine
Buttermilk: And mine!!
Snap: This morning Mommy went to turn on our light and it disobeyed!!
Bisquick: Yea, she said it burnt out.
Buttermilk: But we didn't blow it out!!
Snap: So, she got this magical new one.
Buttermilk: It looked exactly like the old one.
Bisquick: And the new one was much more obedient.