Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[ChickenRadio]

AnnaBeth: mmm i got rose leaves sooo good.

 

[Malibu99]

Petrie: Ella, Mir and I took a giant dustbath today. I didn't peck her until Malibu scattered scratch... then Mir tried to shove it all in her mouth and I pecked her and Malibu shood me away. ._.

 

[little farmer]

Junior: You guys totally ditched me up in the trees today!!!
Bisquick: Well, sorry, you were lost in your own little thoughts muttering to yourself.
Junior: I was not lost in thought!!! I know perfectly well around my own brain. I was just simply deep in thought.
Bisquick: Oi.

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: I wonder how Ammy and Pepper are doing............
Junior: Yea, I hope they're okay!!
Snap: I do too, but what if-
Buttermilk: No, Snap!! Don't start with those 'what if's' it's been driving me crazy this morning!!
Snap: Okay, okay, I'll stop.

 

[chickens 4 ever]

Brownie: Man its chilly out the s'morning.
Mocha: * taking a dust bath* Well heres a bright idea Brownie, why don't you move instead of standing still. You will get warm that way. Thats why i am taking a dust bath.
Brownie: I am not in the mood to take a dust bath. * starts running around the cage to get warm*
Cheep: *Comes out of the warm area* What on earth is she doing Mocha?
Mocha: That is the question of the morning!
Peep: Oh Mocha good idea! I am freezing off my butt! I will take a dust bath......
Brownie: * pant* *cough* * pant* Guys * cough* I need * pant pant* Water!!
Mocha: ok gees la weese! Its over there.
Brownie: * PANT* *COUGH*! OK THANKS!
Mocha: Ew I just got clean don't cough on me. Thats revolting.
Brownie: *turns around* Fine!

 

[little farmer]

Teacher for school: Now class turn to page 14 in your chicken handbook-
Bisquick: *in a whisper voice* Quick hurry!!
Teacher: What on earth Bisquick!!??
Bisquick: GO GO GO!!!!!!
*All the chickens scramble out of a window*
Snap: OOff!! That was a long fall.
Junior: *dusts off self* Ow, Bisquick, didn't you have any other bright ideas.
Buttermilk *In a whiny voice* G-a-rooooooos. I got dirt on my freshly cleaned feathers.
Bisquick: Well, Junior- *glances at Buttermilk and glares at her* What else were we gonna do? Ask the teacher if we could skip school for the day?
Junior: I guess not.
Snap: We should ask Mom if we can be coopschooled!!!
Junior: Yea!! Mom does that except that she calls it 'homeschooled' I wonder why.........
Bisquick: Good plan team. And lunch we will ask Mom


(The chickens escaped their classroom by climbing out of a window)

 

[chickens 4 ever]

Peep: GOOD IDEA BISQUICK! i haaaaatttte school!
Cheep: huh! Peep its a good way to increase your knowledge with your perspective in life.
Brownie: UHG! So many long words! I'm with Bisquick and the escape plan.... DUN DUN
Mocha: Yeaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Cheep: I'm telling mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peep: I'll let you have the window tonight!
Cheep: I always get the window though.
Peep: Ummm you can have the majority of the food!!!!
Cheep: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FAT?!
Peep: NO NO
Brownie: It wouldn't make a difference i mean she is chubby * she whispers to Mocha*
Mocha: I know!
Cheep: I HEARD THAT!!!!! And its not fat its muscle thank you very much.. Its from flying class which we do in school. So if you want to look like me I suggest you come.
Brownie Mocha Peep: Finneeeeeeeeeee.....

 

[little farmer]

Junior: Yaaaay!!! We are being coopschooled!!!!!
Bisquick: Even though it's not lunchtime we asked Mom. :3
Snap: Coopschooling will be so much fun!!!!
Buttermilk: I guess. I mean, I can stay in the brooder a lot more!!!
Bisquick: *facepalm*

 

[Malibu99]

Ella: We're coopschooled. Malibu's teaching me how to ride a bike!

 

[chickens 4 ever]

Cheep: PAINTING OUR NAILS TODAY WAS SOOO MUCH FUNN! I love it when Mommy paints our nails! * squeal*
Brownie: ME TOO! * squeal* But i didn't like the whole 'sitting still' part.
Mocha: I love the color of mine.
Peep: * in the corner trying to pick it off with a panicked look*
Cheep: Whats wrong Peep?
Peep: DOES THIS STUFF COME OFF?????!!!!!!! I CANT HAVE GREEN NAILS FOREVER! AHHHH OH NON OH NO * starts hyperventilating*
Mocha: Chill out, It comes off in like a month or so. But for us like Hmmmmmmmmmm 2 weeks.
Peep: 2 WEEKS???? I cant wait that long!
Cheep: It will be fine...
Peep: * starts hyperventilating again*