Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[little farmer]

Junior: EEPPP!!!! Bisquick hide me!! Big scary storm right outside!!!!
Buttermilk: *facewing* Oi. Junior, we're IN the storm.
Junior: AAAHHHHHH!!!! *runs around coop*
Bisquick: JUNIOR!!!! JUNIOR JUUUUUNIOOOOR!!!! *puts out wing*
Junior: *gets hit by Bisquick's wing* *pant pant*
Bisquick: Junior, calm down. Snap, start the siren.
Snap: BEEOOOOOBEEEOOOOOBEEEOOOOO
Bisquick: OKAY *is trying to talk over Snap's 'siren'* EVERYONE WE HEAR THE SIREN MAKE WAY TO THE LIVING ROOM!!!-
Snap: BEEOOOBEEEOOOBEEOOO
Bisquick: SNAP!!! Enoughofthesirenplease!!!!
Snap: Okay.

Junior: *cuddles up to Bisquick* Bisquick, is there gonna be a tornado??
Bisquick: I dunno Juni, but Mom will make sure that we're safe after the storm. *cuddles with Junior*
Junior: Mmkay. *drifts off to sleep*

 

[Malibu99]

Petrie: OHMYGOODNESS is there a tornado there?

 

[little farmer]

Petrie: OHMYGOODNESS is there a tornado there?

Bisquick: Oh no!! Petrie, I hope that you guys are safe!!! I'd get my other sissies to post, but they're all sleeping, and I don't wanna wake 'em up.

 

[CayugaLover]

marsha: it stormed pretty bad for a while here... it messed up my footwear! (marsha is a banty cochin, fuzzy feet and all.)
gracie: it messed up my beautiful feathers!
midnight: the world would be a better place if it rained more!
gracie: *gasp* HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING!!!
marsha: do you care about anything other than yourself and your 'beautiful feathers'?
gracie: roosters aren't supposed to care about anything other than themselves.
midnight: cogburn did... *sniff*

(cogburn used to be my barred rock roo... he disappeared christmas day

)

 

[little farmer]

marsha: it stormed pretty bad for a while here... it messed up my footwear! (marsha is a banty cochin, fuzzy feet and all.)
gracie: it messed up my beautiful feathers!
midnight: the world would be a better place if it rained more!
gracie: *gasp* HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING!!!
marsha: do you care about anything other than yourself and your 'beautiful feathers'?
gracie: roosters aren't supposed to care about anything other than themselves.
midnight: cogburn did... *sniff*

(cogburn used to be my barred rock roo... he disappeared christmas day

)

aaww. I"m so sorry. Like Rooster Cogburn from True Grit?

Junior: I'm freezing!!! The rain finally stopped, but the wind is still a-blowin'!!!!
Buttermilk: *pokes head out of brooder* Junior, you'd be warmer if you were drier.
Junior: Hey!! It was a dare.
Bisquick: Yea, I'm proud of her. Standing out in the rain for 3 min!! I'd be freezing!!!
Buttermilk: You guys and your dares. *rolls eyes and goes back in brooder*

 

[OwlLover]

Stripe: I'm so glad that Kiki's in time out for squawking.

Frizz: Tell me about it, she tortures my ears everyday!

Puff: *scratches in the dirt*

Kiki: *is let out* YAY! I'M OUT OF STRIPE'S STINKY CAGE!

Puff: *facewing* Oh great.

 

[earlybird10842]

Selena: Oh, No, a tornado!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help Help help help help HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunrise: Selena, we don't get tornados here! That's the EAST COAST!!!
Susan: it seems like everyone on this thread is getting stormy weather exept us!
Midnight:What Selena?! A TORNADO!!! I'm going to Initate emergency procedures!!!! [runs into coop to get Auroura]
Sunrise and Susan: No! stop! It's not real, Selena just heard...
Auroura: FWEEEEEE[whistles loudly] Alright, everyone we are initiating emergency procedures! Please line up by pop door in pecking order!! this is code three Red alert! CODE THREE RED ALERT!!
Susan: Auroura ,you just don't understand! Selena was panicking over an east cost tornado warning...
Auroura: Now on my whistle, March through coop into celler!! FWEEEEEEEEEE!
Autumn: Celler? what celler?
Selena: Didn't you read the emergency procedures handbook? below the nestboxes!
Sunrise: How is that safer than anywhere else in the coop?[line reaches celler]
Auroura: I am just going to do a quick headcount...1...2...3...4...5...WE'RE MISSING SOMEONE!!!!!!!!
Autumn: um, you forgot yourself!
Sunrise and Susan: FOR THE LAST TIME THIS ISN'T A REAL TORNADO!!! SELENA WAS PANICKING ABOUT ONE IN PETRIE'S AREA!!!

 

[ChickenRadio]

Spice: Eeeeeee!!!!!! we are getting new friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My humans are atlking bout them!!!!! *Starts breathing really fast* Need... Paper... bag...

 

[Malibu99]

Seana: Ohmygoodness the salmonella test guy is coming out soon ohmygoodness what if I have it ohmygoodness I'll be but down I'm dying over hereeeeee
Petrie: Seana. It's gonna be fine.
Seana: BUT THEY PUT A NEEDLE IN ME
Petrie: We get cool little anklets afterwards :3
Seana: ....BUTBUTBUT... so... scared...
Petrie: Well, Malibu's gonna put this 'pinless peeper' thing on me. It'll go up my nose. *snort*

 

[earlybird10842]

Sunrise: I hated samonela test time at the organic egg farm.
Susan: Wherever I hid,they always found me
Selena: I found a really good hiding spot, but they grabbed me before I got to it.