Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[CayugaLover]

Quote: marsha: well i'll be. i wonder where the ground hog (whistle pig) is...
gracie: well they're nicer than you are... *sticks tounge out at marsha*
marsha: don't make me fling mud in your general direction!
gracie: well don't make me sneeze in your general direction!
marsha: *fake scream of terror* aaah, i'm so scared! *sticks tounge out at gracie*
gracie: *sneezes*
marsha: *turns around and starts scratching at the ground, flinging mud at gracie* (CayugaLover note: yes, they will scratch the ground and fling mud... they do that to me all the time. XD)
gracie: *preens furiously* good thing on the internet selena can't see me covered in mud! <3

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: We haven't been on here in forever!!!
Buttermilk: Today the sermon was about being loyal to your master. Ahem Junior, like *cough cough* laying *cough cough* GOOD eggs!!! AHEM 'scuse me.
Snap: I'm pretty loyal.
Junior: Well, sorrY Buttermilk!! I'm not an egg machine like Bisquick is!!
Bisquick: Mommy says that I'm the best layer.
Buttermilk: *GASP* Does NOT!!! She says that I AM.
Bisquick: Then, how come she's been telling you to pick up on the slack that you've been doing.
Buttermilk: I've just been- um- re-adjusting from not brooding.
Bisquick: MMhm. Excuses excuses.

Snap: Anyways, right now we're out and about and- *GAPS* JUNIOR!!! GIVE ME THAT WORM!! I SAW IT FIRST I- *starts running off toward Junior*
Buttermilk and Bisquick: *facewing* Oh dear.
Junior: AAAHHH!!! GUYS!!! WHY DON'T YOU HELP YOUR CUTE AND ADORABLE YOUNGER SISTER!!!?? AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Malibu99]

Ella: What surprise party? o-O
Mir: For Malibu.
Ella: OHH when?
Mir: 3 years ago ^-^
Ella: Oh.

 

[little farmer]

Junior: I don't feel well.


(Me note: I'm wondering how to insert videos of my own, because I think that Junior's crop is a little big. She might've eaten too big of a piece of french toast. Any ideas Malibu?)

 

[CayugaLover]

midnight: i hope you feel better soon, junior!!
marsha: X2!!
(CayugaLover: sorry i don't have any ideas maybe you should post that on the emergencies/injuries/diseases and cures forum?)

 

[earlybird10842]

Sunrise: Get well soon Juni! I hate that overstuffed-crop feeling, Don't you?
Susan: We had that same sermon topic last month. At that time I was laying very well, but Selena was hiding her eggs to go broody on later.

Selena: Oh, Grayson [sighs romanticly]

You're such a handsome rooster.

 

[little farmer]

Junior: Thanks guys!! I feel all better now. I'm still a little full feeling, but I won't eat too much now. Mommy massaged my crop and neck, and that felt nice, then she got me some water, and I drank some. Then, I felt better. :3

 

[earlybird10842]

Auroura: FWEEE!! BEDTIME! EVERYBODY ON THE ROOST!!!
Sunrise: Susie, I'm cold! cuddle closer to me!
Autumn: excuse me Sunrise, That's my spot!
Sunrise: Since when? you just want to be next to warm Susie!
Midnight: Susan,sleep in the middle so all of us can sleep near you!
Susan: I don't want you guys to all sleep around me, I like the corner!
Auroura: I'm gonna sleep in the nestbox to avoid all the fighting!
Susan: where is Selena?
Me: Selena, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE HOUSE?[put Sally in coop on roost and moves Auroura back on roost]
Midnight: Where were you Sal?
Selena: I got stuck in Mommy's coop! [snuggles into Sunrise, gets pecked, and moves between Autumn and Susan.
All:ZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[little farmer]

Junior: AAAHHH!!! It's FREEZING out here!!!!!
Buttermilk: I have an idea Junior, how 'bout you shut up so that I can lay an egg IN PEACE!!!
Junior: Okay, okay. *turns to Snap* goodness she's cranky when she lays an egg
Snap: I know and-
Buttermilk: I HEARD THAT JUNIOR!!!
Bisquick: Guys, guys. Caaalm down. Take a few deep breaths-
*everyone takes a few deep breaths*
Bisquick: IIiiin and oouuut
*everyone is is taking 'iiiin and oout' breaths*
Bisquick: Goood. Now, let's all stop fighting. Junior, if you're cold, snuggle up to Snap, and Buttermilk, please don't yell. It disturbs the peace.

 

[Malibu99]

Seana: Woah- I just laid another pink egg. That's the 5th in a row!
Petrie: I know right. Malibu loves your eggs. This morning she looked in the coop. And she goes 'ohhey Seana laid an egg!" and points to her pink egg. However, she knows my little brown egg. ^-^