[All chickens are getting on roost]
Snap: Call the end!
Buttermilk: The chicks are sleeping with us now... And no way no how am I being stuck against the pole.
Bisquick: I am NOT getting the middle.
Pippy: I call the end!

Snap: Already called it...
Pippy: oh well.
Hazel: I'm next to Pip!
Omelette: I'm after Hazey!
Hedwig: Snap's sleeping next to me!
Buttermilk Bisquick: CALL THE END!
Buttermilk: Uhh.... I called it first.
Bisquick: Did not! I slept in the middle last night!
Buttermilk: Too bad!
Snap: Just do rock paper scissors squawk!
Buttermilk Bisquick: Fine...
*Rock paper, scissors, SQUAWK!*
Buttermilk: WOOHOO! I get the end!
Bisquick: no faaaair....
Hazel: *squish* OW! MOVE DOWN!!
Pippy: Watch it Hazel I'm gonna fall off! *lifts up foot*
Hazel: OW PIP! GET YOUR FOOT OFF OF ME!
Pippy: EVERYONE MOVE DOWN TOWARDS BUTTER!
[Everyone shifts down]
Pippy Hazel: *huge breath* FINALLY.
Bisquick: Kay everybody settled?
All chickens: Yup!
Bisquick: Kay g'night!