Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[chickencrazy429]

Buttermilk: Yesterday Mommy had a photoshoot with us!!!
Snap: As you can see, I'm her new avatar. :3
Buttermilk: Don't brag, Snap.
Bisquick: Here are samples of some of the photos!!!
(that's Snap)
(Bisquick)

(Pippy)

(Omelette)

(Hazel's tail)

(Omelette)

(Buttermilk)

(Buttermilk

 

[BellChell123]

Buttermilk: It was F-A-REEZING this morning!!!
Snap: I'm just happy that we got out. :3
Bisquick: I HAVE TO LAY AN EGG.
Hazel: *flattens against wall* *heavy breathing*
Pippy: Um, Hazey, what are you doing?
Hazel: *whisper* Shhh.... I'm hiding from Hedwig!
Pippy: Why?
Hazel: *whisper* SHHH!!! WHISPER!!!
Pippy: *whisper* Gosh sorry! Why?
Hazel:*whisper* Because this morning when we came out, I snatched a piece of bread out of her mouth, then I accidentally bumped her, and she slipped on the ice
Pippy: *whsiper* Oh... well *looks around* you can't exactly hide in this coop... It's like a straight hallway.
Hazel: *whisper* here she comes!!!!!! *drags Pip behind the ladder*
Pippy: Brother...

This made me laugh.

 

[BellChell123]

(Bisquick)

(Buttermilk)

(Buttermilk)

RhodeIsleScarlet: You two look like me!

scratchnpeck: Any Rhode Island Red looks like you.

RhodeIsleScarlet: Lies!

scratchnpeck: Truth!

RhodeIsleScarlet: No, it takes a certain, air of dignity, finesse, and beauty, to look like me!

scratchnpeck: It takes a large body, and red feathers to look like you.

RhodeIsleScarlet: Are you calling me fat???

scratchnpeck: I don't have to say anything that might incriminate me.

 

[chickencrazy429]

RhodeIsleScarlet: You two look like me!

scratchnpeck: Any Rhode Island Red looks like you.

RhodeIsleScarlet: Lies!

scratchnpeck: Truth!

RhodeIsleScarlet: No, it takes a certain, air of dignity, finesse, and beauty, to look like me!

scratchnpeck: It takes a large body, and red feathers to look like you.

RhodeIsleScarlet: Are you calling me fat???

scratchnpeck: I don't have to say anything that might incriminate me.

Buttermilk: Excceeeeept that....
Bisquick: We're New Hampshires!!!
Buttermilk: Pretty close to RIR's though.

 

[BellChell123]

RhodeIsleScarlet: SEE SCRATCH AND PECK??!! They look like me and they're not Rhode Island Reds!!

scratchnpeck: It's scratchNpeck. Not "and".

RhodeIsleScarlet: You need to apologize to me, and them.

scratchnpeck: Sorry. Sorry.

RhodeIsleScarlet: Good. You're not forgiven.

scratchnpeck: Fine. Whatever.

scratchnpeck has signed off.

 

[Aaisha]

Alpha: snap, your a beauty!!! Come join my flock.

GoldenBlackie: my mummys instacracker acount is named after me!

Alpha: Cheers!

GoldenBlackie has signed out.

Katielaugher: nooooooo!

Moderater99: careful i am swaying over the threadddddd.

Everyone has signed off.

Annie logged on,

Annie: whyy are allll offf? You Moderatoer....

Moderator 99 i will bann you from this thread!!!

Annie: sorry.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Snap: *blush* Th-thanks!!!
Bisquick: *whispers to other hens* No one really tells her that, cause she's kind of clumsy... :/
Buttermilk: But we love her anyway!
Hedwig: Our gym teacher made us take TWO laps around the football field today.

Even in the freezing cold.
Omelette: She was just like 'It's good to get your blood running after all that sitting!'
Hazel: LIKE DUH!!! WE CAN GET OUR BLOOD RUNNING WITHOUT RUNNING AROUND THE FOOTBALL FIELD TWICE IN FREEZING TEMPERATURES!!!
*cricket cricket*
*all hens back away*
Hazel: *HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF*
Pippy: I flew most of the way...
Hazel: NO ONE CARES PIP!!! *HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF*
Bisquick: *whispers to Snap* She's really mad about that...
Snap: *wide eyed* *gulp* *whisper* ya....

 

[earlybird10842]

Snap: Mommy's going to Tractor Supply today!!
Bisquick: She's hoping they have chicks there!!
Buttermilk: If they have the breeds that we want she's probably gonna get 'em!!
Snap: But, if they don't have the breeds then she won't get 'em.
Bisquick: I hope they have them!!
Buttermilk: Me too!

Henny: Our feed stores don't have chicks yet. And when they do get them, they have them at all different times, like BRs and NHs this week, RIRs, EEs, and JGs this week, and so on.
Penny: It stinks.
Midge: Louise and I are from that feed store! Mom was going to get a New Hampshire and an EE, but they were out if NHs!
Louise: And I got picked instead!
Audrey: And you guys were like 3 times the size of us!
Akira: It was SO scary!

Snap: Mommy went to Tractor Supply.
Bisquick: She got a flock block and corn
Buttermilk: But no chicks.
Snap: We didn't really expect chicks though.
Bisquick: That's what our feed store does AA gang!!
Buttermilk: Yea, that's why we're probably not getting chicks from there.

Henny: Agh! The wait is agonizing!
Audrey: Henny, they haven't even been laid yet and you're already freaking out!
Henny: I know! But what if the eggs are infertile? *paces*
Audrey: Then we'll get a different egg...
Henny: Yes yes, but what about-
Audrey: Henny, you worry to much.
Penny: I'm not an egg eater! Well, probably. But Mommy put an egg right in from of me and I totally ignored it!!
Midge: I sacrificed my egg for the experiment. But Penny didn't kill it!
Louise: I don't know why Mom doesn't want another black australorp!
Akira: Maybe if you didn't beat us up she would!
Louise: Maybe...
Midge: Louise, you have to promise to not hurt our new sisters, or Mom won't let us visit them until they are nearly mature!
Louise: I'm not making that kind of agreement...
Midge: LOUISE!
Louise: Okay, okay. I...I promise.
Henny: YAY! Now we can see them when they are fluffy!
Penny: Mom probably wouldn't let us see them until they are all feathered out, and hen ONLY for very short periods of time.

Apple: I feel for ya Louise.
Fry: Apple, if you peck at these new little babies like you did to Speck I'm gonna-
Apple: Fry you know you can't do anything. You're like 5 or 6 inches shorter than me.

The IM SMARTER THEN YOU argument

Fang: I'm smarter then you LIZZY


Lizzy: no way I am smarter then you ! Look at the size of my head and imagine the size of my huge brain


Fang : i bet your brain is the size of my poo in the morning (tiny)


Bobelot: what are you talking about masters dad is always saying I'm the smartest

Louise: Personally, I think I'M the smartest!
Midge: Says the chicken who's failing the art of egglaying.
Louise: Says the chicken who's failing...hmmm...

Audrey: Fry, are you a bantam?
Louise: Sun, I'm the size of a Jersey Giant even though I'm an australorp, so I get to be in charge!
Akira: *sob*
Henny: What is it now, Kiki?

Penny:Be nice to her, Henny! What's the problem, Akira?
Akira: I...I am a mistake! *sob*
Audrey: Where would you get a crazy idea like that? You're not a mistake!
Akira: You're right! I'm doubly a mistake...
Louise: Huh?
Midge: What do you mean?
Akira: Mommy didn't want me! I was an EXTRA!!!
Audrey: Go on...
Akira: One of the lilian buddercups died and-
Henny: Sicilian Buttercup, not lilian buddercup.
Akira: -And Mommy got me instead! And also, I was supposed to have a black tail, but it's all white! *sob*
Midge: Oh, Akira, Mommy loves you! And of course she wants you! And I like your tail! RIGHT, guys?

Audrey: Yeah!
Penny: Of course!
Akira: Are you sure?
Louise: Definitely! This coop would be boring without you?
Akira: Thanks Wheezy!

Fry: Yes, I'm half Japanese Serama and the other half Silkie. So that makes me tiny.

Akira: I'm the size of a Serama even though I'm a Japanese. Sometimes I get teased!
Midge: Akira, that Minorca calling you a bantam doesn't constitute teasing!
Akira: Oh right!

Audrey:
Henny: Are you okay Audrey?
Audrey: I see a woodpecker!

Ella: I'm so... confused.
Mir: Why?
Ella: I am afraid of Malibu when she stands up... but when she sits, I come running. Especially if she goes "Come on, Ella!" Then I snuggle into her coat.
Mir: O-o

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: c'mon Spring!
Marianne: Sorry, another month to go...
Elanor: Maybe it will come early!
Marianne: well, the worst of winter is probably done...

 

[chickencrazy429]

Bisquick: We're getting more snow tomorrow...
Buttermilk: Like a FOOT!!!!
Snap: BUT Mommy got us a new flavored flock block cause we're almost done with the other one!!!
Hedwig: That was we'll have something to forage while we're cooped up. :3
Hazel: This new flock block apparently has fruit in it!!
Pippy: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE FRUIT!!!
Omelette: *rubs ear* Wow, Pip... That was really loud...
Pippy: