Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[chickencrazy429]

Bisquick: WOW!!! Yesterday we were out practically ALL day!!!
Pippy: I went to Poultry Club with Mommy too!
Hazel: AND she cleaned BOTH sides our our coop!!!
Buttermilk: So we can actually MOVE in the feed area... Gosh I was gonna start to clean that myself.
Hedwig: It's really nice though, cause the shavings that we like to dustbath in Mommy got more of! :3
Pippy: And I LOVE dustbathing...
Omelette: It's like she has a strange obsession with it. O.O
Snap: Yeah, and tell them what you did yesterday, Pip.
Pippy: *giggle* Hm, oh. I laid an egg in the shavings bag. :3

 

[Beeps and Peeps]

Bessie: Our Mama Is An Average Reader!!!

Charlotte: Avid... (absently, over Baer shoulder because she is concentrating on perching on the edge of the feeder)

Bessie: Pardon?

Anne: She *said* that it isn't "average", you mean, "AVID"

Bessie: ...anyway, our Mama read aaallllll of this thread before she would let us come here. She told us stories about everyone, but our puppy, Portia, said she wouldn't just read aloud to us because there were some parts that might scare young chic-

Emily: (from behind the waterer) Nothing scares me!

Agnes: Um, Guys?

Bessie: I was talking...

Agnes: Guys! Shouldn't we introduce ourselves first? You know, before launching into a big thing; we may feel like we know everyone here from the stories Mama's been telling...but, they don't know us *at all*

 

[earlybird10842]

Bessie: Our Mama Is An Average Reader!!!

Charlotte: Avid... (absently, over Baer shoulder because she is concentrating on perching on the edge of the feeder)

Bessie: Pardon?

Anne: She *said* that it isn't "average", you mean, "AVID"

Bessie: ...anyway, our Mama read aaallllll of this thread before she would let us come here. She told us stories about everyone, but our puppy, Portia, said she wouldn't just read aloud to us because there were some parts that might scare young chic-

Emily: (from behind the waterer) Nothing scares me!

Agnes: Um, Guys?

Bessie: I was talking...

Agnes: Guys! Shouldn't we introduce ourselves first? You know, before launching into a big thing; we may feel like we know everyone here from the stories Mama's been telling...but, they don't know us *at all*

Sophia: Oh, goodness, new members!
Elanor: hurray

 

[Beeps and Peeps]

All chickens: Hello, Sophia and Elanor!

Agnes: Miss Sophia (beaming)? The stories Mama told from your travelogue were some of my very, very favorites. They were so quietly lovely and sharply observed.
Emily: Words, words, words, Agnes! Sometimes I think Mama shouldn't read to us so much if it means you're gonna keep getting new words to use.
Anne: Earlybird flock, you went through so many changes. I admire how your family has helped each other through them.
Bessie: I liked hearing about how the pullets integraregate...
Charlotte: it's "integrate"... (from the top of the waterer; teetering a bit when she turns to correct her sister)
Bessie: okay, then, what she said (gesturing up towards Charlotte's perch), you pullets did when you went to live with the big girls.
Agnes: Um, guys? We still haven't introduced ourselves! Here, let me start. I'm Agnes, and I'm a Rhode Island Red. My wing feathers are almost all in!
Bessie: Not as much as my wing feathers, Agnes, you know my shoulder and tail feathers are way more grown in than yours. I'm Bessie, everyone! I'm a Rhode Island Red, too, but a little bigger than Agnes is even though we're both 12 days old. I'm brave, I'm almost always the first one Mama picks for cuddles because I'm the only one who rushes over to walk right onto her hand. I love cuddles
Emily: I'm next! Hi, everychicken, I'm Emily and I'm brave, too. When Mama put the mirror in our brooder I was the first one to check it out (okay, maybe I'm brave about things but, about people? not so much. don't tell my sisters, but i sometimes try to hide when Mama comes in...its scary to get picked up that high!) I'm the biggest sister and I'm a Barred Rock.
Charlotte: My name is Charlotte, and I like to spend a good deal of time practicing my perching...and thinking. I even perched on Mama's finger once! Mama says there is a wonderful roost going in the new coop and I want to be ready. I'm a Barred Rock like Emily and Anne, but, I'm quieter than Emily and brav- um, er...more "adventuresome" than Anne. I like cuddles with Mama. I'm a touch nervous about being picked up, but once I'm securely snuggled against Mama's chest or nestled under her chin, I just get so relaxed and can't help softly trilling

Anne: - - -(oblivious to the introductions going on, diligently scratching and throwing pine shavings into the water. mutters to self) Every time the water gets dirty, Mama comes.
Other chickens: Anne!
Anne: I wonder how many times I can get Mama to change it before bedtime?
Other chickens: ANNE!!!
Anne: ?
Charlotte: It's your turn, Anne.
Anne: ?
Agnes: Your turn to tell everychicken about yourself, dear.
Anne:: Oh! Sorry, I just get so absorbed in scratching...
I'm Anne and I'm the littlest in the brooder but do more scratching than anyone. I scratch the shavings into the water to make sure Mama visits us lots, I scratch through the shavings to look for feed, I scratch the feed into the shavings so there's something to find when I scratch...scratching's fun! My sisters don't always want me to snuggle with them until they're all in a pile and very sleepy. But, Mama loves to cuddle me and she calls me "sweet little Anne". I like that. I don't really like getting caught for the cuddles, though.

 

[chickencrazy429]

All chickens: WELCOME NEW MEMBERS!!!!!
Buttermilk: Mommy had another photoshoot with us yesterday!!!!
Snap: Do you guys want to see them? :3

 

[chickenlover80]

All chickens: WELCOME NEW MEMBERS!!!!!
Buttermilk: Mommy had another photoshoot with us yesterday!!!!
Snap: Do you guys want to see them? :3

Cheep: Ooooo yes! We love pictures!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Snap: Ok here is just some of them!
Snap

Hedwig

Snap

Omelette

Pippy

Omelette

Hedwig

Omelette

(starting top left with the black one, and going clockwise) Snap, Buttermilk, Bisquick

Buttermilk

(left) Buttermilk, Omelette

Snap (and Buttermilk's foot)

Buttermilk

Me: Some of them are a *little* overexposed. :/

 

[earlybird10842]

All chickens: Hello, Sophia and Elanor!

Agnes: Miss Sophia (beaming)? The stories Mama told from your travelogue were some of my very, very favorites. They were so quietly lovely and sharply observed.
Emily: Words, words, words, Agnes! Sometimes I think Mama shouldn't read to us so much if it means you're gonna keep getting new words to use.
Anne: Earlybird flock, you went through so many changes. I admire how your family has helped each other through them.
Bessie: I liked hearing about how the pullets integraregate...
Charlotte: it's "integrate"... (from the top of the waterer; teetering a bit when she turns to correct her sister)
Bessie: okay, then, what she said (gesturing up towards Charlotte's perch), you pullets did when you went to live with the big girls.
Agnes: Um, guys? We still haven't introduced ourselves! Here, let me start. I'm Agnes, and I'm a Rhode Island Red. My wing feathers are almost all in!
Bessie: Not as much as my wing feathers, Agnes, you know my shoulder and tail feathers are way more grown in than yours. I'm Bessie, everyone! I'm a Rhode Island Red, too, but a little bigger than Agnes is even though we're both 12 days old. I'm brave, I'm almost always the first one Mama picks for cuddles because I'm the only one who rushes over to walk right onto her hand. I love cuddles

Emily: I'm next! Hi, everychicken, I'm Emily and I'm brave, too. When Mama put the mirror in our brooder I was the first one to check it out (okay, maybe I'm brave about things but, about people? not so much. don't tell my sisters, but i sometimes try to hide when Mama comes in...its scary to get picked up that high!) I'm the biggest sister and I'm a Barred Rock.
Charlotte: My name is Charlotte, and I like to spend a good deal of time practicing my perching...and thinking. I even perched on Mama's finger once! Mama says there is a wonderful roost going in the new coop and I want to be ready. I'm a Barred Rock like Emily and Anne, but, I'm quieter than Emily and brav- um, er...more "adventuresome" than Anne. I like cuddles with Mama. I'm a touch nervous about being picked up, but once I'm securely snuggled against Mama's chest or nestled under her chin, I just get so relaxed and can't help softly trilling

Anne: - - -(oblivious to the introductions going on, diligently scratching and throwing pine shavings into the water. mutters to self) Every time the water gets dirty, Mama comes.
Other chickens: Anne!
Anne: I wonder how many times I can get Mama to change it before bedtime?
Other chickens: ANNE!!!
Anne: ?
Charlotte: It's your turn, Anne.
Anne: ?
Agnes: Your turn to tell everychicken about yourself, dear.
Anne:: Oh! Sorry, I just get so absorbed in scratching...
I'm Anne and I'm the littlest in the brooder but do more scratching than anyone. I scratch the shavings into the water to make sure Mama visits us lots, I scratch through the shavings to look for feed, I scratch the feed into the shavings so there's something to find when I scratch...scratching's fun! My sisters don't always want me to snuggle with them until they're all in a pile and very sleepy. But, Mama loves to cuddle me and she calls me "sweet little Anne". I like that. I don't really like getting caught for the cuddles, though.

Marianne:You read the WHOLE thread? Mommy hasn't done that since before we arrived!!
Elanor: When did your Mom discover this thread? Before she joined BYC?
Sophia: girls, they just complimented us--and you ask them questions like crazy? Agnes, thank you. It's been a while since I got out my travelouge.
Marinane: Yeah, our family has been sort of up and down and left and right. Nothing's happened all winter (Except to our cousins, who live in the same coop, and belong to another BYCer).
Elanor: Also, you guys are aware thatchickencrazy429is actually the thread starter, littlefamer ? You probably do, but I just want to clarify.
Sophia: So let's see...there's Agnes, Anne, Emily, Bessie, and Charlotte? Am I forgetting someone?
Marianne: I don't think so.

 

[earlybird10842]

Mir: Psst. Petrie, Ducky, Lily, Seana, and I are planning a surprise party for Ella and-
Ella: Mornin', everychicken!
Mir: Oh. Uh. Morning, Ella! Wait, didn't you need to go weed the run?
Ella: Ohyeah. *runs off*
Mir: Okay. So... Any good chicken cake recipies? We have until October 3rd. The weather says it'll rain until then, so yeah. Anychicken here good at party planning? And whatever you do... don't tell Ella! She'll be 6 months old :3

Buttermilk: We have a recipe!!
Snap: It's one left over from Buttermilk's first birthday party.
Junior: It was yummy and-
Bisquick: Guys, stop telling them about it and give them the recipe!!
Buttermilk: Oh yea.

Buttermilk's B-day Cake

Ingredients:
Icing
cookies
2 pieces of bread
egg shells
gravel
waffle

Bake:
Place the waffle flat on a plate. Put the egg shells in a smaller circle on top of the waffle. Then, place the cookies directly on top of the egg shells, sprinkle gravel over top of that. Then, place the two pieces of bread in the center next to each other. Put a plop of icing (about a tsp) in the center of the two pieces of bread. Stick a candle into the icing.

Serves: 4 chickens (or more)

*Note: The gravel is optional. Just trying to keep the 'cake' healthy. ;D

Quote:

Quote:

Amulet: Oh, Fud Lady was AWESOME at planning our party!
Pepper: Ohhowshewas!!!
Amulet: Start by weaving ribbon in and out of the holes in the pen, then on the side of the coop put a biiiiig sign saying: HAPPY HATCHDAY ____ AND _____!!!!!
Pepper: Genious, right?

Mir: Wow. We're testing the cake tomorrow... making a tiny one that we'll eat, just to make sure it'll work. I'm hoping it will!
Petrie: Yep. We're making confetti out of dandelion petals and sand too!

Amulet: Shhhh, Ella's coming...

Maple: Our momma let us run around in the pasture all day long and gave us watermelon and all kinds of treats.
Kiki: Maple SHUT UP! *tackles Maple before Ella comes*

Ella: Hai everychicken!
Mir: Ohhai Ella.
Ella: I weeded the run. Why didn't you come help me like you said you would? >.>
Mir: Oh... I was uh... busy cleaning the coop!
Ella: ._. Malibu does that.
Mir: Oh I was uh.... helping her.
Ella: Ohh! Cool.
Mir: Yup

Amulet: *huff* Fud Lady used to clean OUR coop...
Pepper: Yeah... I miss her so much... *sniffle*
Amulet: She used to sing songs while she worked.
Pepper: Yeah, like: I ain't happy, I' m feelin glad/I got sunshine in a bag/I'm useless, but not for long/the future is comin' on
Amulet: Yeah, that one! Sunshine In a Bag, right? She also sang something that went: Ever on and on I continue/Circling with nothing but my hate in a carosel of agony
Pepper: Oh, you're talking about Bad Apple?
Amulet: YEAH, Bad Apple!!! That was my favorite.
Pepper: Haha, I remember she sung: I'M SO HAPPY/HAPPY AND LUCKY ME/I JUST GO MY WAY/LIVING EVERY DAY
Amulet: THAT was hilarious.

Sunrise: Susie,Sally(Sally is Selena) Don't tell Aroura about the party, okay? She's horrible at keeping secrets.
Susan: You betcha I won't! she told the whole coop about the secret food place that was supposed to be between the two of us.
Auroura: What are you three talking about so quietly?
Selena: [awkward silence] um, just, uh, nothing.
Auroura: Right. [walks away]
Sunrise: Oh great, now she suspects.
Susan: we'll have to be really careful.
Selena: she's watching us from the nestbox!

gracie: i caught another cold.
marsha: well the whistle-pig will fly before you get any get-well-soon cards.
gracie: how rude, to speak that way to a poor, sick banty rooster *sniff*
marsha: you're poor? interesting.
gracie: you're frusterating.
midnight: well i'm happy because yesterday my boyfriend put you in your place *sighs dreamily* my drake in shining armor!
gracie: well if you want to see a true stud then just look in my direction
marsha: (long silence) prove it.
gracie: (longer silence)...

Stripe: I'm going to tell Ella about the party

Mir, Petrie, Lily, Ducky and Seana: Stripe, please don't D:
Mir: We have worked so hard to keep it a secret and-
Ella: Gaaaahhhh there's this hawk that keeps stalking us. Me especially. >.>
Mir: He was staring at me too... but Hawk is kinda nice :3 He didn't eat us.

Quote:

Ella: Yeah, Stripe?
Mir: *whisper gasp*

Stripe: Did you know?

Auroura: STRIPE, AS A FLOCK QUEEN AND ONE OF THE LEADERS OF THIS CHAT THRED, I COMMAND YOU TO NOT TELL ELLA ABOUT THE SURPRISE PARTY!!!!
Susan: since when have you been a leader of the chat thread?
Midnight: She's self appointed

Sunrise: Okay, who told Auroura about the party!
Autumn:

umm, well, I didn't exactly tell her....
Selena: I hate it when Auroura turns on her caps-lock voice

Quote:

Stripe: I have a future world leader on my side!
Kiki: Stripe, I will never be on your side.

Midnight: As flock guard, I have a vicious peck WHICH A CERTAIN HEN CALLED STRIPE WILL BE SUBJECT TO IF SHE DOSN'T STOP TELLING ELLA ABOUT THE PARTY!

Stripe: I'm a pullet!
Kiki: You aren't even a pullet yet, you just finished growing your feathers a few weeks ago.

Cheep: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! ............... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peep: My word Cheep you made my ears ring!
Brownie: Me too!
Mocha: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA DA DE DA DE DA!!
Brownie: Uhhhh Mocha what are you doing?
Mocha: La de da- Oh I am warming up my vocal cords.
Brownie: Yea cause thats normal!
Mocha: Well geesse la weese I like singing!
Brownie: Just because you love something doesn't mean your good at it.
Mocha: HUH! I am so good! Watch the pro do the show. LA DEEEEE DAAAAA LLAAALLLLLAAAALLALLLAAAAAAAAAA!
Brownie: OWWWWW OK STOP IT! IT'S TORTURE! UGH STOP!
Mocha: Hmph.

 

[Beeps and Peeps]

Agnes: (even more starstruck than before) *GASP* Littlefarmer's Flock Spoke To Us!!! The flock who brought everychicken together here, and you spoke to us *beaming*
-Elanor, you were so kind to make certain that we knew who crazychicken was. And insightful to realize that we knew it since the entire thread was so recent in our memories
Bessie: Yes, Mariane, the WHOLE thread!
Charlotte: Well, except for the parts puppy Portia said were too scary. I think the scary parts are about where everychicken went when we stopped hearing about them...
Emily: I want to be like Junior! *sigh* I wish we could've known her. I could've been her helper on a case.
Charlotte: I hope I look like Snap when I grow up.
Bessie: I want to join Junior Flight School!
Anne: I want to learn everychicken's great recipes, I had Mama copy down the one for layer batter cupcakes.
Agnes: I would so love to ask miss Butermilk to give me pointers on the care and upkeep of one's feathers. *whispers* but, I'd be too nervous to ever ask...