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[The Yakima Kid]

BBSJ announcer with extremely over dramatic voice:
Annnd now, it's time for Earlybird's chickens' belated first day of school post! We apologize for the wait!!!

Alarm clock/radio: This is Eggie Strawnest with your morning yolk news.
Colonel: Sophie, WHY did you set the alarm so early??
Sophia: Because of school! Get up everyone! We have less than two hours before the bus comes!
Elanor: And it's all hurry. We need backpacks packed, feathers preened, and breakfast all eaten before the bus comes!
*Two hours later, the bus comes chugging around the corner*
Elanor: Okay, Sophie and I are sitting in front of Colonel and Marianne, okay?
*Chickens get on bus*
Colonel: It's so..quiet.
Sophia: I know, right? It's so nice!
Marianne: What are you talking about? This is the loudest bus ever!
Colonel: Well, much, much quieter than the field trip bus for the egg farm!
Sophia: Man, those hens were rowdy!
Colonel: Ellie and Marianne just have nothing to compare this to. They are jaded. =Sophia: Finally, someone who understands why I never cover my ears periodically on the bus!
*In beginning-of-school year assembly*
Principal: And we'd like to discuss our rule changes with all of you. First, as outlined in our school letter...
Colonel: How long do we have left of this speech, Ellie?
Elanor: Two hours and ten minutes.
Colonel: Does it always run this long?
Elanor: Yep. And it's the same every year, with like two edits per year.
Sophia; Shhh! I'm trying to listen!
Marianne: Shhh! We are trying to have a whispered conversation!
Sophia: Seriously--zip your beaks before we all get in trouble!
*Suddenly an outbreak of squaking, crowing, and loud clucks breaks out from the back of the auditorium*
Marianne: Looks like we weren't the only ones having trouble listening...

In the chicken's first period classrooms
Elanor's class
Mrs. Lorelenn: Welcome to Breeds II--focus on Heritage breeds, class. Breeds two is faster paced then breeds one, and you will be expected to memorize more basic information on each breed. I am now passing out my sylabus..as you can see, we are starting with rarer breeds and working our way up to common heritage breeds like the Orpington.

Colonel's class:
Mr. Mallard: Learning Duckese provides ample opportunities for communication with other fowl. Many birds learn Duckese because it is considered the bridge language between waterfowl laungages and domestic bird laungages.

Marianne and Sophia's class:
Mrs. Tweetly: Hello, and welcome to songbirdese II. Songbirdese is a beautiful language and a great one to learn. I am passing out an assessment to see how far you are along in learning it.
In Colonel's Fourth period clas
Mr. Foragern: So, roosters, you are expected to do this homework next week and we will have our weekly assesment next co-op...
Bell: BRRRRINNNNGGGGG!
Class: Yayyy!!! Lunchtime!!!
*Everyone runs out. Colonel digs around for his class schedule or map but finds neither. He follows the crowd and ends up...lost!
Colonel: Where am I? A-wing? No, Elanor said there was only Utility rooms in A-wing. What's the letter for the lunchroom? L? F? Or is it U? Why did I lose my schedule? Where can I get a new one? And where, oh where are those handy "You are here" maps all over the walls when you need them?
Elanor: There you are! C'mon, Sophia and Ellie found a table up on the lunchroom balcony where we can sit! Pecky Winston, Eggie Lornel, and Isasmella and Crowly Nrobern are sitting next to us as well.
*at the table*
Colonel: So y'all have been going here since chicks?
Pecky: No, I'm the only one.
Eggie: Most of us transferred from the public schools after the great lice incident.
Colonel: Ah. That was wayyy before I moved here.
Elanor: I can pull out someone's diary--Sunrise has the best story--and show you sometime.
Sophia: So how do y'all like your classes?
Walking home from bus stop:
Elanor: So how was your first day, Colonel?
Colonel: Well...I like school this year.
Marianne: Awesome!

Ivy: LICE INCIDENT????????
Daisy: Does your school teach Corvusid or Jayish? Corvusid is a really good language to learn because then you can understand the crows warnings, and it is found all over the world! It's great for world travel.
Ivy: LICE INCIDENT???????? (Hyperventilates.)
Rose: I learned Hummingbirdish. (High pitched chirps.)
Ivy: LICE INCIDENT???????? (Hypberventilates, shakes.)
Columbine: Yeah, and your accent is terrible - or so Miss Flower Petal said in class.
Ivy: LICE INCIDENT???????? (Hyperventilates and falls down..)
Rose: Is she OK? (Rushes to check out Ivy.)
Daisy: I've never seen her do *that* before. Where's Mommy?
Columbine: Quick, help me get Mommy. (Rushes to the back door and begins to peck at it.)

 

[earlybird10842]

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[The Yakima Kid]

Columbine: Ivy? Ivy? IVY?
Rose: She's fainted!
Bird On Hand: Everyone calm down, stand back, and give her some room. Violet, get the smelling salts.
Columbine: We'll tell her the lice outbreak was a long, long time ago.
Rose: Once she's woken up, that is.
Bird On Hand: Where *is* Violet?
Daisy: I think she got distracted by a squash vine on her way to get the smelling salts.
Violet: This squash vine is really good, you should have some..... why is everyone looking at me like that?

 

[earlybird10842]

Columbine: Ivy? Ivy? IVY?
Rose: She's fainted!
Bird On Hand: Everyone calm down, stand back, and give her some room. Violet, get the smelling salts.
Columbine: We'll tell her the lice outbreak was a long, long time ago.
Rose: Once she's woken up, that is.
Bird On Hand: Where *is* Violet?
Daisy: I think she got distracted by a squash vine on her way to get the smelling salts.
Violet: This squash vine is really good, you should have some..... why is everyone looking at me like that?

Elanor: Oh, dear! I am so sorry we upset you, Ivy!
Sophia: *Reading from AP foraging skills, predator safety, and advanced woodland survival textbook* A chicken who faints must be taken indoors or at least under shelter immediately--just transport them to the safest area possible.Check for crop impaction and comb and wattle color, and comb firmness. Then, if they do not recover within minutes, steps must be taken to get help from humans. Once the chicken has recovered, do not let them walk for several minutes. Ask if they were locking their legs. Offer food and water. Ask the hen the last time they ate or drank. If there is no apparent cause of fainting and the chicken has recovered, you can walk after about 15-20 minutes, although as late as possible is best. If smelling salts are available, use those.
Marianne: She just got upset, Sophia.
Colonel: Does she do this a lot, Rose?

 

[The Yakima Kid]

Elanor: Oh, dear! I am so sorry we upset you, Ivy!
Sophia: *Reading from AP foraging skills, predator safety, and advanced woodland survival textbook* A chicken who faints must be taken indoors or at least under shelter immediately--just transport them to the safest area possible.Check for crop impaction and comb and wattle color, and comb firmness. Then, if they do not recover within minutes, steps must be taken to get help from humans. Once the chicken has recovered, do not let them walk for several minutes. Ask if they were locking their legs. Offer food and water. Ask the hen the last time they ate or drank. If there is no apparent cause of fainting and the chicken has recovered, you can walk after about 15-20 minutes, although as late as possible is best. If smelling salts are available, use those.
Marianne: She just got upset, Sophia.
Colonel: Does she do this a lot, Rose?

Rose: No, Colonel, sir. I think parasites terrify her.
Bird On Hand (to Ivy): Mommy is here, now Ivy. She'll take care of you. (To the Guests): Thank you so much for your concern; you are wonderful chickens.
Daisy: No, Rose, It isn't parasites that she's scared of; it's baths. She hates baths.
Violet: Last year one of Mommy's friends chickens had lice, so Mommy bathed all of us and dipped us in Poultry Protector.
Daisy: Mommy said it was just in case. I liked my bath after I got used to it.
Columbine: I like warm baths.
Bird On Hand: Yes, we had a full spa day. It was wonderful.
Violet: But Ivy doesn't like baths. Ivy doesn't like them at all.
Ivy: (Weakly raising head) Bath?
Rose: Oh, good, Ivy, you're awake now?
Ivy: (Hyperventilating) Bath? Bath?
Bird On Hand: Oh, dear, now we've done it.
Violet: At least Mommy is here.
Rose: Ivy, look at Mommy.
Bird On Hand: That's right, Ivy. Mommy will take good care of you.
Columbine: Oh, look Mommy picked her up.
{Several minutes pass while Ivy stands up, jumps out of Mommy's lap, ruffles her feathers and preens, and then looks around.}
Rose: Now Mommy is tossing mealworms around the yard.
Daisy: Look! Did you see that flight? Ivy is all better now!
Violet: Would you guests care to join us in some nice, tasty mealworms?

 

[earlybird10842]

Quote: Elanor: Oh, good. No baths here, Ivy.
Colonel: Sorry, Ivy. didn't mean to scare you.

 

[The Yakima Kid]

Daisy: (Scratching face with foot) "I don't think Ivy heard you - she's way over there eating mealworms."
Rose: (leaping into the air and beginning to fly to the mealworms) "So is everyone but us!"

 

[Aaisha]

Alpha: wow havnt been on for ever!
Annie: snap, can you tell us your mommys instagram where she was posting picturrs ofbyou guys? Mummy made us one and named it clicksnclucks!

 

[The Yakima Kid]

Alpha: wow havnt been on for ever!
Annie: snap, can you tell us your mommys instagram where she was posting picturrs ofbyou guys? Mummy made us one and named it clicksnclucks!

Violet: Do you like mealworms? Mommy just scattered a whole bunch around the yard.
Rose: We definitely have more than enough if Violet says so! Please join us.

 

[earlybird10842]

Alpha: wow havnt been on for ever!
Annie: snap, can you tell us your mommys instagram where she was posting picturrs ofbyou guys? Mummy made us one and named it clicksnclucks!

Sophia: I think the instagram was something like chickening around.
Elanor: Yeah, that sounds right!
Marianne: Welcome back!
Colonel: Mealworms? Where??!!