Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Selena: I LOVE sticky buns. And also crossaints. and also raisins. and also crused hard candy. and corn and...

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

You could make the site about your chickens!

 

[earlybird10842]

Good idea! I might do that.

 

[little farmer]

Quote: Anything!!!

 

[iluvpeeps]

Omlette: So much has happened since we were last on here!
Fry: I'm in the rare breeds club! I'm half Serama and half Silkie.
Speck: Am I in the rare breeds club too? Since I'm a quarter Serama, A quarter Silkie and half Ameraucana.
Fry:

Ummm...ummm... Well uh, Speck...You're uhhh...
Speck: What are you talking about mommy?
Fry Well, this is kind of hard for me to tell you...
Speck: Well? What is it?
Fry: Ummm...We aren't actually related.
Speck:

What do you mean??!!!
Fry: Well...You came from one of uhhh...Flap's eggs.
Speck: So you aren't my mommy!?
Fry: I am, but, you came from one of Flap's eggs. But, I still sat on you for 21 days and hatched you, so I am still your mommy.
Flap: What?! I'm that chicks mom!
Speck:

life is soooo complicated!

To be continued...

 

[earlybird10842]

Susan: Speck, your Mom is Fry. She went broody, she sat on you for twenty one days, she raised you from the time you hatched. Even though she is not your Mom genetically, she is your real Mom. In the meantime, Flap just laid an egg, didn't want chicks, never went through the incubation process, never raised you. She may be your mother genetically, but not for real.

 

[iluvpeeps]

Speck: Ok

*walks away*
Fry: Oh-no! Lately, Speck has been following Flap around a little bit. Now she's going to do it even more since she knows!!! I'm going to loose her!

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Henny: It doesn't matter who laid you (no offense Flap!) , it matters who raised you!
Penny: I have a friend, a partridge rock named Dorothy, who was raised by a duck!
Midge: That's cool that you're in the rare breeds club, Fry!
Louise: We have a plan: Akira is going to join the club!
Akira: Huh?
Audrey: But in case a white Japanese isn't rare enough we are going to give her a makeover!
Akira: What??
Henny: We are going to turn her into a porcelain d'uccle!!
Akira: Oh no...
*half hour later*
Penny: There. She looks great!
Akira: M mamt mmpem my mmofm!
Audrey: I think she said, "I can't open my mouth!"
Midge: *unsticks beak* Much better!
(The others have completely transformed her into a porcelain d'uccle)
Akira: The muff and feathery feet are a bit much! Couldn't I have been a booted bantam?
Henny: It's fine.
Audrey: So, Akira, you are my cousin, erm, Suzanne!
Akira: Okay...
Midge: Tomorrow you join the club, Kay?
Akira: Kay...

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Penny: Oh, Fry, it's okay! Speck loves you!

 

[earlybird10842]

Selena: Speck, stick closer to your Mommy Fry, okay? There's been a lot of hawks in your area.