Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[little farmer]

Bisquick: Uh, I hate it when that happens Princess!!!!!!
Buttermilk: Mommy hasn't been letting us out without supervision cause she saw a huge red-tailed hawk screaming in the yard once.
Snap: Mommy doesn't want to lose another one of us anytime soon!!!
Bisquick: YAAAY!!! Finished all my homework for Friday!!!
Snap: WHAT?? That's not possible!!!
Bisquick: I went foraging this morning so I could get done foraging skills, I did some homework last night (the easy stuff) the I finished up the hard stuff after we came in this moring
Buttermilk: Wow, Bisquick!! I'm impressed!!!
Bisquick: c: Thank you.
Snap: That is no fair.
Buttermilk: Snap, maybe if you would get up earlier, and come do foraging outside instead of your 'Epic Quest to open the corn bag' then you would get things done sooner!!!
Snap: I can't help that I get up late!!!! Mommy turns on our light late!
Bisquick: Nuh-uh!! She turned it on at like 7:30 this morning!!
Buttermilk: Snap, you won't have those excuses when we move outside again.
Snap: Hmph.

 

[chickens 4 ever]

Cheep: Ow my comb still hurts!
Peep: Oh well Mommy cleaned it so it should feel better
Brownie: *helping Cheep feel better*
Mocha: Brownie give it up.
Cheep: Brownie can you get me some water?
Brownie: Sure.
Cheep: And why you are at it can you get me some corn?
Brownie: *sigh* sure.

 

[little farmer]

Buttermilk: Why does your comb hurt Cheep?
Snap: DONE!!!! I'm done three subjects for Friday!!!!
Bisquick: Sweet!!! What have you done?
Snap: Foraging, H.T.M.A.D., and my language.
Buttermilk: Oh I didn't know you were taking a language. Which one?
Snap: Chicken.
Bisquick: Oh.
Snap: Well, you can't expect me to be like Buttermilk!!! What are you learning Buttermilk?
Buttermilk: Hm? Oh! Turkish, Songbirdese, and Quailian.
Bisquick: I'm only taking Predoratorian. So I can talk to hawks and buzzards and stuff. :3 Well, I'm not too good at it yet.
Snap: Gosh!!! Mommy says maybe next year I can take another language. I'm hardly good at normal chicken language!!!

 

[earlybird10842]

Sunrise: Today we have our co-op!
Susan: Oh boy!
Selena: oH, great!
Sunrise: Susan, where's my backpack?
Susan: In the celler, maybe?
Selena: Oh, I can't find my egg report folder!
Sunrise: I think I saw it by the bike in the run.
Susan: Selena, be sure to pack a lunch!
Selena: But we don't have any layer butter left!
Susan: I don't care, make a clover cream sandwich.
Sunrise: and there's also cucumber left over from yesterday.
Selena: I'm not going to have enough time to preen!
[twenty minutes later]
Susan: okay, two minutes before we leave for the bus!
Selena: WAIT!! I don't have my backpack, haven't finished preening!
Sunrise: c'mon! We're going to miss the bus!!!

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Midge: When we get our chicks, they will probably be like a month old... :/
Louise: Because the feed store has a minimum of 6 day old chicks.
Akira: Mom did something very strange with my eggs. It's called "bard coiling." It involves putting eggs in bubbly water and waiting. Boring if you ask me...
Penny: MUST. HATCH. EGGS. MUST. HATCH. EGGS. MU-
Henny: Quit it Penny!
Audrey: You're freaking me out!
Penny: MUST. HATCH. EGGS.
Midge: Enough! No ones hatching eggs!
Penny: Aww..

 

[little farmer]

Snap: Yaaay!!! Mommy found a way to link the 'chicken chat thread' party in our signature to our thread!!!!
Buttermilk: Gobble, gobble, gob gob bo goooobbbllllleeeee.
Snap: Mkay, Buttermilk, you're starting to freak me out. What are you doing?
Buttermilk: Gob gob gob gobble gobble.
Snap: What is she saying?
Bisquick: No idea.
Buttermilk: Ugh, guys, I'm doing Turkenese.
Snap Bisquick: OOOOhhhhh

 

[earlybird10842]

Susan: whew! We made our bus!
[Sunrise plops down in a seat near the front, Susan sits next to her, Selena starts to walk to the back of the bus]
Sunrise: Where are you going, Sal?
Selena: to the back.
Susan: Selena April Henley, you are NOT sitting back there!
Sunrise: all those vulgar cocks. Sit by us.
Selena: Fine.
[in the back of the bus, a leghorn points at Selena and laughs. The pullet next to him says something about "little baby Sally sitting with her sissies.]

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: So, Snap, the real question is: did you get all your hard schoolwork done for tomorrow???
Snap: Yep!!! I got done that and I did the easy stuff for Friday.
Buttermilk: What??? You didn't even know what the homework would be.
Snap: I just filled in my workbook ahead.
Bisquick Buttermilk: OOOOHHHHhhhh.
Snap: c: See?? Fooled ya!!! >

 

[UnderHisWings]

Terry: Yay! Now UHW changed her signature to include this thread!
Gertie We keep hearing an owl...
Lady:

Its kind of scary, especially after we heard horror stories about chickens getting their heads pulled off by owls....
Captain Flint: Don't worry! I'll protect you!
Princess: Oooh! I want to have homework! Not too much, but some! I think I've already mastered TAOE, since I lay the biggest eggs in the coop! But I think it would be fun to learn Junconese!
Flint:I'll learn Owlish to see when he's talking about dinner! *brave and daring expression*
Terry: I'm far past the age of learning homework! *smug look*

 

[UnderHisWings]

Lady: Oh!!! Our feed store gets chicks in less than nine days!!!!
Flint: You're counting?