Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[AraucanaAnnie]

Akira: My teachers say I'm immature! I don't know what it means though...
Midge: Come on Akira!
Penny: *writes*
Henny: What's that Penny?
Penny: None of your beeswax. *writes*
Henny: *grabs paper* Ooh, writing to Frederic? *falsetto voice* "Dear Frederic. I'm so sorry I haven't responded for a while. I have been busy with homework and such, as usual-" Gosh, even in love letters you're boring! All you ever think about is school, school, school...
Penny: I am NOT boring! And it's NOT a love letter! We're doing a project.
Audrey: Calm down you guys!
Louise: They are so immature, Midge...
Midge: Louise! Alright! Everybody to bed! I think we're all stressed about something or other. We need sleep!
All Chickens: Good night!

 

[little farmer]

Me: Wakey wakey eggs and bacey!!!!
Snap: OOhhh the liiiiiights, Bisquick turn it off.
Bisquick: ZZZzz............. HUH!? Hi Mom!!!!!
Buttermilk: Oh, man. Not good on the eyes.
Snap: ZZZZZzzzzzz.....................................
Bisquick: Snap, wake up.
Snap: Eggs and baceeeeeeyyyyyy.
Buttermilk: Oh boy.
Bisquick: This is our morning waking up Snap.

 

[little farmer]

Snap: Hey guys do you wanna help me out here?????? Thanks!!!

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Audrey: What do you need help with?
Akira: Mommy put new shavings in our coop. It was scary!
Penny: But they're sooooo warm...
Henny: Yeah...
Louise: I perched today! I never perch!
Midge: So did I! It felt really weird.

 

[little farmer]

Buttermilk: Harumph!!! It's an outrage!! I will never go out into the rain again!!!
Bisquick: Man, I feel so much better with all my feathers!! Wasn't that fun Snap???
Snap: Y-ea!!!

We went out in the rain this morning. It felt so refreshing!!!
Buttermilk: It ruined my perfect plumage!!!
Bisquick: Afterward Mommy dried us off with a towel.
Snap: My feathers are water repellent so Mommy hardly dried off anything.
Buttermilk: Well, my hackle feathers were soaked!!
Bisquick: Oh, c'mon Buttermilk, I was more wet than you!!!

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Akira: Henny's using my favorite nest!!!!!
Henny: I'm trying to hatch the eggs! What could be more important than that?
Penny: Just a couple days ago you were mad at my brooding, now you're doing it...
Midge: I don't have a beard anymore! Louise...Louise...*bursts out sobbing*
Audrey: Louise pulled out her muff...not good...
Louise: I'm sorry okay! I forgot that you don't like that!
Midge: Only because you don't have a beard! I look nothing like Mommy's avatar now.
Akira: It's okay Midgey!
Midge: Thanks Akira!

 

[earlybird10842]

Susan: Sally, wake up!
Selena: Mmmph.
Sunrise: We get to go shopping today!
Selena: REALLY!!!??? YAYYYY!!!
Susan: while Mommy goes to our Parent teacher confrences.
Selena: Mmmph.

 

[little farmer]

Gosh, guys I'm gonna die of chick fever, so I have to talk my chicks to tide me over. (Yes, I know they're probably not even alive yet, but it's the only thing that will cure me!! *partially*)
[Back at the hatchery]
Pippy: *writing in her journal* Hello, my name is Pippy, my full name is Pippin though. I'm here with all the other Easter Eggers in the brooder. In about six weeks we're going to go to a random feed store, and hopefully I get a good home. I'm being sold as an Ameraucana. Why can't they just say 'Easter Egger'???? I'm proud to be one, and my hope and dream is to be on a farm with three other sisters, lay light pink eggs, and have a great life.........
Omelette: Ouch!!! I don't like hatchery brooders. They're no fun at all!! No room, no privacy. Only six more weeks until we get shipped to a random feed store!!!
Hedwig: *dreamy voice* I hope that I have a Barred Rock sister. I hope that I get to go to a good home. I hope I hope I hope.
[Back at home]
Buttermilk: UUUGGGHHHH. IT'S SNOWING AGAIN.
Bisquick: *reading a magazine* Get used to it Buttermilk, it's called 'winter.'
Snap: *looks in mirror* Maan, my comb hasn't needed vaseline since the really cold weather!! Mommy NEEDS to trim my beak soon!!!!

 

[earlybird10842]

I think I'll have to do that too. But later, when plans are more solid.

 

[little farmer]

Haha, it's soooooo unrealistic (cause when they got here they'd be already six weeks, but ya know it tides you over.

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Buttermilk: Are any of you guys getting roosters???
Bisquick: The earlybird gang are.
Snap: Um, Selena, will you like that cockerel too, like the one you did when you guys first joined the thread??