Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[SS Farm]

Mumbo: Maci, come out and get some bugs! You're acting like an old lady.
Maci: No thanks, it's cold and windy and I'm just fine in here.
Otter: Mumbo, leave Maci alone, she's sad.
Mumbo: Why is she sad?
Otter: Because a dog attacked our neighbor rooster last night.
Mumbo: Oh, that's right, I remember Mom and Dad chasing two away from us yesterday. I didn't know they had gone next door.
Otter: They did and they got Wallace. Big Bang Rooster is sad his Mom's favorite rooster is gone. :-(
Little Man: Ladies, this is exactly why when I sound the alarm, you should listen to me!
Otter: We do, but maybe next time we'll do so faster.
Little Man: Please do, it is getting pretty bad in the neighborhood with all the dogs roaming.
Mumbo: Do you warn the goats too?
Maci: Would you guys go away and let me be warm and sad alone?

 

[TheCrazyClucker]

Clover: When is this cold snap going to end?
Omlette: When you get a life.
Martha: Omlette, is it possible for you to talk nicely just one time, or does your throat close up when you even think about nice things?
Ethel: I don't think it's possible.
Temple: Ladies, what's the fuss?
Gucci: Omlette's making trouble.
Temple: Wow, now I really feel stupid because I didn't know that.
Omlette: Yawn
Martha: Omlette, shush your beak.

 

[Chicks Galore3]

Dandelion: Mommy and Unlce cleaned the coop today!
Macy: Uh-huh AND they added some new toys! They added more logs!
Pebble: Yeah and she made a cool lean-to thing out of logs too!

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Henny: Sunrise, I got eggbound once and I'm fine now. What you need is a bath, warmer than you would generally get followed by a nice blow dry. It works, and if it's cold you should do it indoors. I laid an egg while Mommy was blow-drying me! It had no shell...
Me: Yes, give her a hot indoor bath and blow dry her. She should lay soon and perk up!

 

[earlybird10842]

Sunrise: Whoa, Nellie! Did you hear?!!
Selena: What?? WHAT???
Susan: *whispers to Selena*
Selena:
we Might be getting chicks as early as tomorrow! And we thought we had to wait until june! But this is only maybe. NOTHING is for certain until tommorrow.
Surnise: still sick.

 

[Ducclelover10]

Millie:What's Sunrise sick with again?
Mollie: I hope you get better, Sunrise!

 

[earlybird10842]

Selena: we thought we were going to have to wait until june, but Guess wat?? CHICKS TOMORROW!~!!
Surnise: I have internal laying. I should have known, I am a production breed. That's why Mommy's never going to get production breeds again.

 

[TheCrazyClucker]

Martha: Are you okay, Sunrise?
Clover: I hope you are!!
Gucci: That would be super!
Omlette: Yeah, I guess it would be okay if you got better.
Temple: Omlette, be quiet if you're not gonna say something nice. I hope you're okay, Sunrise.
Ethel: I'm sure you'll be fine!
Omlette: Temple, at least I said something.
Temple: You could of said it a wee bit nicer. That's about all I think you would be able to manage.

Gucci: New chicks would be so fun!!
Clover: Yeah! You could teach them to dig for worms!
Martha: And hunt for the best shoots of grass!
Ethel: I love baby chicks! I like also to be a mommy to some.
Omlette: Chicks are a bother. Especially the ones you raise, Ethel.
Ethel: Hmph! Last time I talk to you!
Temple: It's no use.
(Me: What breeds are you getting, EarlyBird?)

 

[Ducclelover10]

Selena: we thought we were going to have to wait until june, but Guess wat?? CHICKS TOMORROW!~!!
Surnise: I have internal laying. I should have known, I am a production breed. That's why Mommy's never going to get production breeds again.

Millie: Wow, how do you get the eggs out?!?!?!

 

[bigbangrooster]

Talia and ELvis:

Are rooster is dead!!!!
Berny: Talia and Elvis need a new rooster... does anyone have any cocks for sale in the florida area???