Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[chickencrazy429]

Fluffy: they gave me this on my first day! Feathery: school is fun! But I have a quesion. Tweeter: What? Feathery: Whats a fracion? Tweeter: Thats those things you use in baking! Snowy: What?!? I thoght that was 2nd grade stuff!!?!!

Me: HAHA!!! Fluffers-- I LOVE your avatar!!!
Hazel: You mean a fraction??
Pippy: Oh no, don't get her started!
Hazel: A fraction is a part of something. If you have a pie-
Hedwig: Why is it ALWAYS a pie!!??
Hazel: Fine!! If you have a mealworm and split it up into--
Omelette: Eewww..... It'll get all bloody then, and then you'll have body parts all over then-
Hazel: FINE!!! What do you want me to use??!!
Pippy: Hmm.... Use a pie! Those are yummy.
Hazel: That's what I was using in the first place.
Hedwig: NO!! Use a piece of corn!!
Hazel: Fine, if a piece of corn is split up into 3 equal parts, 2/3 would be a fraction of it, get it?
Snap: Hazel, you haven't even learned fractions yet.
Hazel: I know, that was my pleasure reading.

 

[Rezia]

Kyle: I KNOW WHAT FRACTIONS ARE!!!!
Jim: What's a fraction?
Ming Ming: Panca-...
Rosie: No more pancakes!
Ming Ming: Aww...
Kyle: It's a part of a whole!
Maizee: Keep it down! I'm trying to hatch these eggs!
Kyle: There's nothing there, Maizee. Mommy took the golf balls out!
Maizee: Hmph.
Rosie: Moma got this pink harness/diaper thingymabober for us!
Jim: I don't like it. It scares me.
Buffy: She took me into her room! It was cool and there were a lot of things to peck!
Aurora: *groans*
Toph: Oh yeah. Aurora has a cracked beak... The whole front part of it is gone!
Aurora: It hurts! Ouch!

 

[Chicks Galore3]

Pebble: Oh dear! Hope it gets better Aurora!
Dandelion: Mommy says her dream is to take me into a store called, "Petco" on a leash and diaper because she said there is a sign that says, "All leashed pets welcome." I'm a pet ya know!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Pebble: Oh dear! Hope it gets better Aurora!
Dandelion: Mommy says her dream is to take me into a store called, "Petco" on a leash and diaper because she said there is a sign that says, "All leashed pets welcome." I'm a pet ya know!

Me: I wanna do that with one of my chickens too!!!
Bisquick: Yea! I'll show those prissy dogs what's up!!
Buttermilk: Oh dear.
Snap: I want to come too!!!
Pippy: And me!!
Hazel: I'm too sophisticated for this thing called "Petco"
Omelette: Oh please, Hazey, you'd probably the best of all of us for Pet Company.
Hedwig: Pet Company??
Omelette: Yes, 'Co.' is short for 'Company.' I learned it in Terms and Usage of the human language.
Hedwig: Whoa, she's smarter than you, Hazel.
Hazel: Quiet!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Kyle: I KNOW WHAT FRACTIONS ARE!!!!
Jim: What's a fraction?
Ming Ming: Panca-...
Rosie: No more pancakes!
Ming Ming: Aww...
Kyle: It's a part of a whole!
Maizee: Keep it down! I'm trying to hatch these eggs!
Kyle: There's nothing there, Maizee. Mommy took the golf balls out!
Maizee: Hmph.
Rosie: Moma got this pink harness/diaper thingymabober for us!
Jim: I don't like it. It scares me.
Buffy: She took me into her room! It was cool and there were a lot of things to peck!
Aurora: *groans*
Toph: Oh yeah. Aurora has a cracked beak... The whole front part of it is gone!
Aurora: It hurts! Ouch!

GET BETTER SOON, AURORA!!!! I DON'T LIKE CRACKED BEAKS, EITHER!!!! LOVE~ HEADWATERS FARM-- BISQUICK, BUTTERMILK, SNAPPERSTON, OMELETTE, PIPPIN, HAZEL, HEDWIG

Snap: I put the part about the beaks, because I once had a cracked beak-- it was just a bit though, not as much as you!

 

[Chicks Galore3]

Quote: Me: The only thing I'm afraid of, is if there is any dogs in there that would chase/eat a chicken!!!!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Quote: Me: The only thing I'm afraid of, is if there is any dogs in there that would chase/eat a chicken!!!!
Me: Yea, same.
Bisquick: CAST ALL THY-
Snap: BISQUICK!!!
Bisquick: Huh?
Snap: PA-LEASE practice SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!
Buttermilk: Snappers is really stressed cause of finals tomorrow.
Snap: I am not!!!
Bisquick: Okay, how 'bout this, when we come out again I'll race you in the obstacle course, how's that sound.
Snap: *thinks* And winner gets five mealworms!!
Bisquick: Deal!!
Buttermilk: Count me in too!!!!

 

[Rezia]

Buffy: Mommy is going to do something called 'Cwicker Twaining' with me... I don't know what that is.
Kyle: You wormbrain! She was talking in baby talk to you! It's called clicker training!
Buffy: What's that?
Kyle: It's where you get a treat-
Ming Ming: Pancake!
Kyle: -every time she makes the thingy click!
Buffy: Oh! Treats!
Me: I planned on taking Buffy into the grocery store with a sign on her that says 'Service Chicken'. When people ask what service she does, I'll say companionship!
Toph: *snickers* I saw Mommy take the golf balls away and put a rock there!
Maizee: Nu-uh!
Rosie: Mom has taken me out on the harness to take care of her horse! I sat on his back!
Aurora: OUCH!!!!! Thanks guys!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Buffy: Mommy is going to do something called 'Cwicker Twaining' with me... I don't know what that is.
Kyle: You wormbrain! She was talking in baby talk to you! It's called clicker training!
Buffy: What's that?
Kyle: It's where you get a treat-
Ming Ming: Pancake!
Kyle: -every time she makes the thingy click!
Buffy: Oh! Treats!
Me: I planned on taking Buffy into the grocery store with a sign on her that says 'Service Chicken'. When people ask what service she does, I'll say companionship!
Toph: *snickers* I saw Mommy take the golf balls away and put a rock there!
Maizee: Nu-uh!
Rosie: Mom has taken me out on the harness to take care of her horse! I sat on his back!
Aurora: OUCH!!!!! Thanks guys!

Bisquick: Hey we sorta do something like that!!
Snap: Mommy makes a 'tsk tsk' noise, and that means treats-
Buttermilk: We come FLYING!!
Omelette: Mommy started that with us-- I don't get it!
Hazel: I sorta do...
Pippy: You're just trying to look smart, Hazey!
Hedwig: No, she IS smart!

 

[UnderHisWings]

Pippy: Look!! Pippy!!!
Hazel: No, no, Pip, that says Paprika.
Hedwig: What in the hay is that?
Hazel: Paprika is a spice, it looks like tiny red ants-
Omelette: LIKE RED ANTS!!! D= I HATE THOSE THINGS!!
Hazel: No, no, not at all like that. Paprika is a spice, ya know for your food.
Hedwig: Mommy was almost gonna name Hazey Basil, but she decided on Hazel.
Bisquick: FEAR NOT, FAIR MAIDEN!! THY SHALL NOT BE BETROTHED TO A SCUM PRINCE!! I SHAN'T HAVE IT!!!
Buttermilk: PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
Bisquick: OH, FAIR MAIDEN, THY SHALL HEAR-
Snap: WE DON'T WANNA HEAR!!!!
Hedwig: Bisquick is practicing for the play, Pine Cone is having a summer play.
Snap: *eating donut and doing homework* AND IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!!
Buttermilk: What are you in the play even?
Bisquick: I'm the Princess' assistant!!!
Snap: *mutters* you sound like you just came from the 14th century.
Bisquick: What was that?
Snap: Nothing!

Lady Bullseye: I don't mean to be impolite, or anything, but shouldn't you say, "Thou shalt not be betrothed..." And, "Thou shalt hear-"
Gertie: *Rolls eyes* Grammer freak! Grammer from the fourteenth century, no less.
Lady: Actually, I believe those pronouns were used in the seventeenth century, and Quakers used them well into the nineteenth century...
Princess: You're my assistant, Bisquick? When did you become my assistant?