Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Elanor: FINALLY!!! MOMMY'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marianne: and we're going to start laying on the tenth.
Selena: You don't know when you are going to start laying. Could be 7 that you lay a week early or a week late or ...
Sophia: Approxamatly on the tenth though.
Whilloghby: And I am now totally resigned to being a girl.

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Henny: Yay! We missed you guys!
Gwynn: Aw, too bad, Willoughby! But now we can be brahma buddies. Brahma power!!
Basil: Can somebody be my sussex buddy?
Penny: I think you might be the only sussex currently on this thread.
Basil: Aww...
Midge: That's exciting about your laying guys! I remember my first egg...it was a warm and sunny day, and nobody had laid an egg ever before....*begins to ramble on*
Louise: Midge, no one wants to hear your boring old story. Besides you go off on tangents and the whole story takes like an hour.
Midge: ...and then Audrey found a beetle...
Akira: ANYWAYs, moving on...
Henny: How old are you, Elanor Marianne and Willoughby?
Midge: ...and then I started squawking...
Gwynn: We're in for a long night...

 

[chickencrazy429]

Buttermilk: I remember when I first laid an egg too, Midge!! I was the first one--
Bisquick: Great, you got 'er started.
Snap: Butter, no one cares about her dumb first egg.
Buttermilk: I thought that it was a big poop or something--
Bisquick Snap: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!
Buttermilk: But I went to the nestbox anyways--
Bisquick Snap: *closing ears* LALALALA
Buttermilk: I took me awhile, BUT I eventually got the egg out when--
Bisquick Snap: LALALALALALA
Buttermilk: Mommy came!!! She was just on her way to the flute lesson--
Bisquick Snap: BUUUUUUTTTTEEEERRRMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK!!!!
Buttermilk: Hush and let me tell the rest of the story.
Bisquick Snap: UGH!

 

[Chickies4ever]

Cheep: Mommy is gone again
Mocha: Aunty Brooke came and gave us some nutella sandwhich
Brownie: Awwww, yees that way so yummy.
Peep: Oh yea, Mommy gives us that all the time It makes me thirsty!
Lilly: Mommy is gone :'(
Marie: Oh you'll live.
Lilly: NO I WON'T!
Marie: This mean we can get away with WAY more stuff than normal.
Lilly: Who cares I like rules.
Marie: *rolls eyes*

 

[chickencrazy429]

Bisquick: Mommy FINALLY cleaned out the coop!!!
Buttermilk: It was so gross in there it was making my feathers curl. I was starting to look like a frizzle!!!
Snap: Oh my gosh! No it wasn't!!! You are SUCH a drama queen!!!
Bisquick: AND she cleaned out the whole other part of the springhouse!!
Me: It was really nasty, but totally worth it.
Snap: We all got food bins!!
Buttermilk: That didn't make any sense... She means this:
Chicken feed has its own bin
Rabbit feed has its own bin
Supplementary food has its own bin
And all the treats have their own bin too
Bisquick: It's so neat and orderly. :3

 

[earlybird10842]

Elanor: I can't wait for school to start!!!! It begins on September second!!!!
Whilloghby:

Elanor, You are CRAZY!!!!

 

[Chickies4ever]

Lilly: AH IT IS SO HOT OUT!
Marie: Move out of the way Lilly your taking up all the shade!
Lilly: AM NOT!
Cheep: GUYS SHUT UP!!!!!
Peep: i am TRYING to take a nap.
Brownie: Since when do you nap?
Peep: Since today! And it's not getting to a good start!!!!

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Elanor: I can't wait for school to start!!!! It begins on September second!!!!
Whilloghby:

Elanor, You are CRAZY!!!!

Gwynn: I know! I feel the same way, Elanor. Our co-op starts the first Wednesday of September. I can't wait!
Basil: I'm not going to school this year.
Midge: And why is that, missy?
Basil: I already know everything there is to know.
Louise: Oh really?
Penny: Explain the function of the oil gland.
Basil: Umm...it...oils...glands?
Henny:

Basil: Well, I know everything worth knowing!
Audrey: That will be on your end of year Feathercare exam, so you best remember it!
Akira: Yeah!
Gwynn: I'm going to join the Riverside Coopschool Group Junior Flight team! I'm practicing right now!
Akira: Yeah!
Basil: I want to take a music class. I can sing! Listen: TWEET!! CHIRP CHIRP! BLEC! TWEEDREE! EEAAEE!!
All chickens except for Basil: *cover ears*
Henny: Cut out that infernal racket!
Akira: Yeah!
Midge: Kiki, I'm beginning to think you have no idea what this conversation is about...
Akira: Yeah!

 

[earlybird10842]

Quote: Marianne: So you guys went to silver chunk last year, but are now attending riverside?
Selena: I remember you saying you'd switch....What happened?

 

[chickencrazy429]

Quote: Marianne: So you guys went to silver chunk last year, but are now attending riverside?
Selena: I remember you saying you'd switch....What happened?
Buttermilk: Yea, what did happen??
Pippy: SCHOOL???? It's July.
Hazel: Relax, Pip. Some people actually get excited.
Omelette: I'll be with the half-year olds!!!
Hazel: We're going into half-years too!!
Hedwig: Nuh uh.
Hazel: *expression drops* We're not?
Omelette: No, you and Pip and Hettie are still going to be in nursery.
Pippy: WHAT?!
Hedwig: RELAX!! It's not nursery. It's called Jr. School.
Hazel: I DON'T CARE!!
Hedwig: RELAX!! IT'S LIKE A STARTER SCHOOL!!
Hazel: I AM ONLY ONE WEEK YOUNGER THAN EL AND I AM GOING INTO JR. SCHOOL?!
Hedwig: RE-LAX!!!
Pippy: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!! AM I MISTAKEN FOR A BAFOON!!!????
Hedwig: LEMME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU- R-E-L-A-X!!!!!
[Pippy and Hazel stop screaming]
Omelette: Whoa. That was quite the war there!!
Hazel: *takes big breaths* So WHY are we going to 'Jr. School?'
Omelette: *looks at paper* Oh, just kidding. Only Hedwig is going into Jr. School.
Hedwig: ALRIGHT!! CLASS CLOWN RIGHT HERE!!!
Pippy Hazel Omelette: *roll eyes*
Snap: I decided to lay an egg today! The fresh clean new pine shavings were so inviting.
Buttermilk: FINALLY. I'm choosing what classes to take for co-op.
Bisquick: Pine Cone might considering entering as a real school since it's getting so big.
Snap: But they'd still keep it only on Monday, Wednesday, Friday which would be AWESOME to go to a REAL school!!
Bisquick: But they'd still considering it coop schooling...
Buttermilk: I dunno how, but they are getting really popular. Like, already three new hens are in our class!
Snap: How do you know?
Bisquick: *rolls eyes* She checks the school website- EVERYDAY.
Buttermilk: Shut up. It's just me.
Snap: Oh my gosh.