Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Princess: You were lucky, Marianne! The Food People have kept us in until we've layed our eggs. Therefore, all the eggs that I try to sit on get snatched from under me. Food People are so mean.
Lady: I'm glad Princess went broody. I was getting a little weary of it myself, but at least one of us must be broody at all times!
Miss Terry: Well, at least I'm not silly enough to join you. In my younger days I might have, but I'm too old for sitting around all day.
Gertie: That... doesn't make sense. Aren't old hens supposed to get tired and want to sit all day?
Terry: I'm not old! How dare you call me old, you little impertinent pullet!
Gertie: I'm a full-grown hen!
Terry: Well, I'm old enough be your mother. I can call you a pullet.
Gertie: I thought you said you weren't old...
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Me: Hey guys! I haven't been on for awhile. Is everyone doing well?

Selena: Great!!
Sophia: not much has changed...but you and underhiswings have been gone for quite a while!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Princess: You were lucky, Marianne! The Food People have kept us in until we've layed our eggs. Therefore, all the eggs that I try to sit on get snatched from under me. Food People are so mean.
Lady: I'm glad Princess went broody. I was getting a little weary of it myself, but at least one of us must be broody at all times!
Miss Terry: Well, at least I'm not silly enough to join you. In my younger days I might have, but I'm too old for sitting around all day.
Gertie: That... doesn't make sense. Aren't old hens supposed to get tired and want to sit all day?
Terry: I'm not old! How dare you call me old, you little impertinent pullet!
Gertie: I'm a full-grown hen!
Terry: Well, I'm old enough be your mother. I can call you a pullet.
Gertie: I thought you said you weren't old...
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Me: Hey guys! I haven't been on for awhile. Is everyone doing well?

Snap: Hi Fluffballs gang!! We're doing well what 'bout you guys?!
Hedwig: SILENCE SILENCE SIIIIILEEEEENCE!!!! As the leader of this tread there will be NO broodiness in MY coop OR in others that are on this thread!!!
Hazel: We've been reading through the beginning of this thread, and Hedwig saw how everyone always had a queen, and it was a very obvious pecking order.
Pippy: So she took it upon herself to become the 'queen' of our coop...
Buttermilk: She can pretend all she wants, but she is NOT becoming my queen!
Bisquick: Nor mine!!
Hedwig: You DARE disrespect your queen?!
Buttermilk Bisquick: *flatly* yes.
Hedwig: *GASP* Right hand hen, Omelette-- prepare the siege weapons!!!
Omelette: Huh?
Hedwig: PREPAAAARE FOR BATTLE!!!! *charges into screen* OW!
All hens:

Hedwig: I will restore this horribly mangled pecking order!!!

 

[Chickies4ever]

Brownie: I miss Mommy :'(
Peep: I don't. I like a little bit of a change every once in a while. But I am excited for her to come back!
Cheep: Aunty Brooke is feeding us tomorrow and Friday!
Mocha: So Thursday and Friday
Lilly: I MISS MOMMY
Marie: Me too! Uncle Preston ( my brother) didn't even let us out!
Lilly: Grrrrr!!
Mocha: Well we will live!
Brownie: Hopefully.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Bisquick: Okay gang-- initiate operation: DUSTBATH!
Buttermilk: Dustbath?!
Snap: It'll be muddy!!
Bisquick: That's why we're gonna clean it up-- some practice for foraging skills...
Buttermilk Snap: O-KAY!!!
Bisquick: Forward-- MARCH!!
Snap: Race ya Butter!!
*Butter and Snap race*
Bisquick: IN A SINGLE FILE LINE-- SINGLE FILE LINE!! NOOO RUNNING!!
Buttermilk Snap: Awwww!!!!!
*Everyone forms a line*

 

[Fluffballs]

Terry: Sorry, Hedwig, I think you'll have a hard time convincing Princess, Lady, and Gertie never to be broody. Goodness knows they haven't listened to their queen. (*cough, cough* to me)

 

[earlybird10842]

Alarm clock/Raidio: Hello, this is Eggie strawnest with Yolk news. Your source for everything local. Today we have reports of...
Selena: OK, WHO TURNED ON THE ALARM!?
Sophia: we need to get used to getting up early for school.
Selena:

 

[chickencrazy429]

Snap: Hedwig being 'queen' for about a couple hours inspired Bisquick to do the same...
Buttermilk: She's now a drill sergeant.
Bisquick: HUSH! There will be NO complaining in my coop!!!
Pippy: *mockingly* no complaining in my coop!
Bisquick: PIPPIN! If you weren't across the screen I would peck you!
Snap: She's fun! Stop being so mean Bissy!!
Buttermilk: *whispers to Snap* She'll cool down.
Bisquick: WHAT?!
Buttermilk Snap: NOTHING!!!
Bisquick: Good.

 

[earlybird10842]

Snap: Hedwig being 'queen' for about a couple hours inspired Bisquick to do the same...
Buttermilk: She's now a drill sergeant.
Bisquick: HUSH! There will be NO complaining in my coop!!!
Pippy: *mockingly* no complaining in my coop!
Bisquick: PIPPIN! If you weren't across the screen I would peck you!
Snap: She's fun! Stop being so mean Bissy!!
Buttermilk: *whispers to Snap* She'll cool down.
Bisquick: WHAT?!
Buttermilk Snap: NOTHING!!!
Bisquick: Good.

Auroura: guess who else is queen?
Me: I decided to start using Autumn, Aurora, Margaret, Midnite again.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Quote: Me: Okay!!
Snap: Ummm.... Ohh darn! I dunno...
Bisquick: *rolls eyes* Duh! My fellow Auroura!!
Snap: Oh.

 

[chickencrazy429]

[Earlier this morning]
*BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEP* *RADIO STARTS PLAYING*
Radio: CAUSE I DUNNO WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD BUT YOU CAN'T TELL MEEEE--
All chicks: *GROAN*
Hedwig: *mumble* Hit the snoooooze!!!
Buttermilk: *grunt* It won't work!!!
Radio: *full blast* I GOT MY RECORDS UNDER THE STAAAARS!!!
Bisquick: AT LEAST TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!!!--
Radio: OOOOOOOOO!!! OOOooooooOOOOO!!!!!
Pippy: MAKE IT STOOOOP!! THIS SONG IS HORRIBLE!!!
Snap: *kicks radio*
Radio: OOooooo.....*stops*
Snap: FINALLY! *goes back to sleep*
Bisquick: OKAY!! EVERYBODY UP! *goes up to loft*
Buttermilk: *shakes Snap* Wake up!
Bisquick: *up in loft* *bangs on roof* Wake up chicks!!
(me note: The chicks sleep on the roof of the hens' coop...)
Buttermilk: Breakfast!
Bisquick: I'm starved what is for breakfast?
Buttermilk: Layer pellets, water, grit, and oyster shells!!!
Bisquick: *groan* Like normally....
Omelette: We got a flock block!!
Buttermilk: Omelette don't you dare eat only junk.
Omelette: *grunt*
[All chicks fly down from roof]
Snap: *still sleeping*