Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[AraucanaAnnie]

Buttermilk: I came in the house today and did Mommy's Skyience homework with her!!! I also had the diaper on. :3
Hedwig: *goes on email* Umm... Pip you left your email open, and some guy named Evan Trotter sent you a message about--
Pippy: GO AWAY DON'T LOOK! NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX! I WILL LOG OUT!! NO STOP HETTIE DON'T READ IT!! IT'S MY EMAIL!! *shoves Hedwig off chair*
Hedwig: OOFF!!!
Pippy: *logs out* There.
Hedwig: Gracious!! What was that all about!?
Hazel: Evan Trotter is her cockfriend.
*All coop gasps*
Hazel: He's a Buckeye.
*All coop gasps again*
Omelette: Why didn't you tell us Pip?!
Pippy: Cause it wasn't that big of a deal! He just wanted me to come to his football game!
*Bleep bleep*
Hedwig: Oh that must be Pepper saying-
Pippy: NO! That's my cTouch not yours...
Hedwig: Pip you are so secretive!
Omelette: *looks at cTouch* It's just Candi ya know...
Pippy: Oh. *looks at cMessage*
Sent from:

Candi

Hey so u and Evan are BFFs?!
*responds*
Grrr!! Nooo!!! I am just watching the football game! I am his friend.
*Bleep bleep*
Oohhh... The football game, huh? Well I think he thinks differently...
*responds*
Shut uuupp......
*Bleep bleep*
Hahahaha.
Snap: Who is Evan Trotter?!
Hedwig: He's who all the popular snooty pullets think is the 'hottest' cockerel.
Pippy: Lizzy and Kinzy won't shut up about him!
Hazel: Well I guess it'll be a bit of a different story tomorrow...
Buttermilk: Pip, there will be no holding wings with this Trotter kid.
Bisquick: He sounds like a punk to me.
Pippy:

What makes you think that I want to hold his wing?! I would rather fly up a 50 foot wall!!
Buttermilk: Good girl.
Pippy: For the record-- we are just FRIENDS.
*Bleep bleep*
Sent from: Evan Trotter
Hey what r u doing Friday night?
*responds*
Umm... I dunno why?
*Bleep bleep*
We should go somewhere!
*responds*
Um! No way!! You just started emailing me today and I am too young to have a cockfriend!! DUH!
*Bleep bleep*
Okaaay... C u 2morrow!
Pippy: I need a disguise...

Penny: Ooh, what does he look like, Pip?
Midge: *looks up from homework* He's a buckeye...
Penny: I know, but I mean, what does Pippy perceive?
Henny: Oh, Penny...
Penny: I thought we'd made up!
Henny: Yes, but you are ridiculous!
Penny: Whatever. Besides, I don't care about stuff like that.
Louise: Says the hen who sits with 3 cocks every lunch...
Penny: Arg! That's so different! Besides, Julian's going out with Margot and Nate's with Lisa. That leaves Jack.
Audrey: Jack likes you.
Penny: No way! What would a popular Leghorn want with me?
Akira: It's so obvious. He looks at you all the time...
Penny: I'm leaving. *walks away*
Gwynn: What is calcium for?
Midge: To make eggs strong, sweetie, here let me help you.

Earlybird, I'm a little confused about the chatroom thing. How do you get to them? What are they?

 

[earlybird10842]

Me: Ok, everybody, I need info on coopschooling co-ops for the chat room thread.
Scheduling
location (optional, can be general or specific)
Grades taught
Other info

Here's the thread https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/821783/the-coopschooling-co-op-network-chatroom-bbsj-spinoff

 

[chickencrazy429]

Snap: Buddy died.
Hedwig: I found her under her hutch in her favorite place.
Hazel: She was torn to bits, so something must've gotten her.
Omelette: Mommy was really sad, cause she couldn't bury her cause she had worms in her and stuff.
Pippy: But she's going to make a memorial for her.
Peanut: Mommy edited this:

Bisquick: It was exactly 8 months since Junior died.
Buttermilk: Buddy will be missed.

 

[Chickies4ever]

Snap: Buddy died.
Hedwig: I found her under her hutch in her favorite place.
Hazel: She was torn to bits, so something must've gotten her.
Omelette: Mommy was really sad, cause she couldn't bury her cause she had worms in her and stuff.
Pippy: But she's going to make a memorial for her.
Peanut: Mommy edited this:

Bisquick: It was exactly 8 months since Junior died.
Buttermilk: Buddy will be missed.

Cheep: *sniffle* Oh my word that *sniffle* is so *sniffle* so so so *sniffle* sad!
Peep: I am so sorry for your loss
Mocha: Buddy always looked like a nice bunny when we stayed at Aunty Brooke's house.
Brownie: I KNOW! *sniffle* and now she's *voice cracks* GONE!
Lilly: Brownie is REALLY emotional. But I am so sorry that happened! What a terrible death!
Marie: Was she completely shredded or just like a couple pieces or what??
Brownie: *smacks Marie* MANNERS MARIE! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!??!??!! How rude!
Marie: Well SO-RRY!
Lilly: I hope Peanut isn't too lonely
Marie: WHO'S PEANUT!?
Brownie: *death glare* MARIIIIIIIE???
Marie: Ok sorry. May I ask who peanut is?
Lilly: Peanut is another Buddy and her and Peanut have been friends for 4 whole years!
Marie: How sad
Lilly: Yea....

 

[ilovemysilkie]

All chickens: *cries*
Midnight: something horrible happened!
All chickens: Uhuh!!

 

[Fluffballs]

Lady: I'm so sorry, ChickenCrazy! :'( She's very cute
Gertie: *Whispers* For a rabbit. Everyone knows chickens are cuter than rabbits.
Lady: Gertie!
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Miss Terry: Hmm, having cock problems, Pippy? In my younger days there was this jerk cockerel who was always following me everywhere. Well, I had a cockerel cousin so I asked him to pretend to be my cockfriend. The other cock left pretty quickly. *smirks*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Princess: We've had lightning and thunder and heavy rainstorms these past few days. This is not September weather at all! Eergh!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lady: What happened, Midnight?

 

[ilovemysilkie]

Midnight: My friend Destiny died!!!
All chickens: *cries*

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Snap: Buddy died.
Hedwig: I found her under her hutch in her favorite place.
Hazel: She was torn to bits, so something must've gotten her.
Omelette: Mommy was really sad, cause she couldn't bury her cause she had worms in her and stuff.
Pippy: But she's going to make a memorial for her.
Peanut: Mommy edited this:

Bisquick: It was exactly 8 months since Junior died.
Buttermilk: Buddy will be missed.

I'm so sorry, chickencrazy429...

Midge: Mommy put our co-op in the co-op thread!

 

[ederob]

Midnight: My friend Destiny died!!!
All chickens: *cries*

All chickens: Sorry Midnight!

Snap: Buddy died.
Hedwig: I found her under her hutch in her favorite place.
Hazel: She was torn to bits, so something must've gotten her.
Omelette: Mommy was really sad, cause she couldn't bury her cause she had worms in her and stuff.
Pippy: But she's going to make a memorial for her.
Peanut: Mommy edited this:

Bisquick: It was exactly 8 months since Junior died.
Buttermilk: Buddy will be missed.

Am soooooooooooooooo sorry chickencrazy429!!

 

[ederob]

Snap: Buddy died.
Hedwig: I found her under her hutch in her favorite place.
Hazel: She was torn to bits, so something must've gotten her.
Omelette: Mommy was really sad, cause she couldn't bury her cause she had worms in her and stuff.
Pippy: But she's going to make a memorial for her.
Peanut: Mommy edited this:

Bisquick: It was exactly 8 months since Junior died.
Buttermilk: Buddy will be missed.

Wait... Junior died?!?!?