Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Peepers: heheheehe treat boy just "accidentilyy" let me inside and "accidentilly" left out some spagetthi
Elvis: what did you say???
Peepers: oh nuthin' *giggles*

Dandelion: Hehe Mommy did that once...It was fun!

Dandelion: Daffodil is just like Elvis! She is such a moody broody! (no offense elvis)

Junior: It's. So. Cold.
Snap: Aw, it's not that bad. Just a little breezy.
Junior: *cough cough* ahem lots of wind *cough cough*
Bisquick: AAhh, it's so nice to have this light in our coop instead of supposed to be shining in through the windows.
Buttermilk: Yea, Grampi didn't really think that one through.
Snap: It's these days that I love our coop cause it's so toasty.
Junior: Mommy tried a scarf on me, but I did NOT like it. It's too snug!!
Buttermilk: It looked so comfy and cute on you though Junior!
Junior: I know, if it was a bit looser than I would like it.
Bisquick: Soon we're gonna pick names to go shopping for each other.
Snap: YAY!!! I call Junior!!!
Bisquick: You can't call names. We draw them out of a hat.
Snap: Oh okay. Then I'll draw Juni. *pulls out pen and paper*
Bisquick: SNAP! We pick names out of a hat. We can't choose, we can't draw the chicken that we want, we pick. Pick pick pick pick piiiick!!!
Snap: Okay.

Berny: i don't know what i want for krissmus
Elvis: it's spelled christmas
Berny: oh : P

Bisquick: Mommy's getting us a Christmas tree for our coop.
Buttermilk: Yup, and we're gonna decorated our coop and everything.
Snap: I wanna help decorate the nestboxes!!!
Junior: I'm decorated the ladder.

Dandelion: Mommy hasn't decorated ours yet!!!!!!!!!!!! She said she's working on christmas presents!

ElvisL: i just heard that the babies might not get here today

Berny: i like bugs

Brownie: We just got out
Mocha: It's a lot colder then yesterday!
Brownie: Yea yesterday was so warm! Mom had us out for two hours
Peep: Hey guys! Watcha doin'?
Brownie: Talking about the weather.
Peep: *strage look* Okkk..
Cheep: MOVE! *peck peck*
Brownie and Mocha: OW!
Cheep: Out of my way! *peck*
Mocha: OW!
Peep: *gulp*
Mocha: *gulp*
Brownie: *gulp* She's in another one of her sour moods!
Peep: She gets them A LOT now that she is molting.
Cheep: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Mocha and Peep Brownie: NOTHING! *blank stares*
Cheep: Hmmm, *turns around and walks away slowly.
Peep: *wipes comb* WOOO! That was close!
Mocha: Too close.

Berny: hey momma
Elvis: yeah berny?
Berny: can i go hug mumbo???
(mumbo is the neighbors giant fluffy cochin)
Elvis: if it's alright with mumbo than go ahead
Berny: yayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayayaya

Elvis: treat boy just got the conframation call!!!!! the babies will be here in the morning

Berny:

Dandelion: YAYAYAYAY! Mommy said she is starting to get a case of the chick fever!!!!!!!! I hope its not live threatening...

Lady Bullseye: Yay! Show us picks when the chicks arrive, Elvis!

dandelion- yes yes please do elvis!!!!!!! I hope daffy doesn't see them, that'll make her more determined then ever to hatch some chicks!

Captain Flint: Squawck!!!!!!!!!! Oooooohhh that hawk! I'm going to kill him!!!!!!
Lady Bullseye: The hawk attacked again, but were all fine.
Princess: Mostly. He was trying to eat me! *shiver* he hurt my comb and under my eye. :'( Ow! It hurts to cry!
Miss Terry: I hid under the nest boxes in my coop, and Fluffballs and her sister couldn't find me. They were afraid it had got me.
Captain Flint: I flew out of the coop and squawked and crowed and got the Food People's attention. They came out and saved Princess!
Gertie: At first when he was making a ruckus, they thought it was me, laying an egg.

Petrie: SOUND THE PREDATOR ALARM!
Ducky: Yes, ma'am! *ahem* BAWK BAWK BAGAWWWKKKKKKKK BAWK BAWK BAGAWWWWWWK!!!
Me: *pokes head out of back door* It's just a squirrel, girls.
Petrie: Oh. Okay.
Ducky: BAGAWK-
Petrie: You may stop now.

(True story.)

Brownie: Today was bath day!
Mocha: It was kinda warm out that is why she did it today.
Cheep: We got rapped up in towels!
Peep: That is my favorite part!
Cheep: At the moment its my favorite part to because I have no feathers so when Mommy put me in the water its REALLY cold.
Brownie: Well anyways we got to play and Mommy put some stuff on our combs to make them not dry and cracked.
Cheep: Mine was REALLY cracked.
Peep: Man my feathers are already dry! That was fast.
Cheep: It didn't take my 30 feathers to dry either! HINT HINT

Quote:

Pink: hii i'm still an egg\
Elvis: everybody this is pink my silkie egg i'm sitting on
(me:we candled her today : ) thing is when she sat on her that was 21 days before my b_day so she should hatch on my bday)

Frizz: Hey, mom said that I need to get a bath. She says I smell bad
Autumn: Probably because you do.

 

[earlybird10842]

Selena's diary
Date unknown--spring 2012
Dear diary, I am FINALLY leaving Olive tree. Finally! Finally! And I have choices where to go from here. No more large farms for me! I want something with less than a dozen hens. I want an occasional free-range session. I want a heated coop. In short, I want a home that is a luxury, but there are over 20 on the list that fit my description. So shall I join the chickens of Waterton Ranch? The strawberry farm chickens? The Henleys? The Whartons? There are twenty possibilities, and how will I narrow it down! I don't think I shall sleep tonight, I am so excited. Maybe I will write inquiry letters to each coop asking how I would fit in.
Yours Truly,
Selena April of Olive Tree Organic Eggs.

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: Wow, what weahter we've had today.
Elanor Wind, and snow and rain and sunshine, all within three hours.
Marianne: Will this stupid BBSJ slow streak end! It hasn't been this bad since March of last year. In fact, this is worse.
Sophia: Oh, its always slow this time of year. The whole forum is probably slow at this time.
Elanor: We also need a new topic to discuss on here. Not school, not weather, not slow threads.
Marianne: Okay, What is the first thing you will do this spring? I will free range
Elanor: Walk through a puddle!
Sophia: Eat fresh worms!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Hedwig: GET A BATH!!
All chickens: O.O *terrified horror struck stare*
Hedwig: Oh. Hehe. I was responding to Marianne's question...
Pippy: OH! HA! I thought you were telling us all to take a bath, and I was just like 'WOW! SHE needs an attitude check...'
Hedwig: :O *PECK PECK PECK* DO NOT TELL ME THAT I NEED AN ATTITUDE CHECK.
Hazel: Ulch, here they go again...
Pippy: Ow! STOOOP!!!
Bisquick: OKAY I AM TIRED OF FIGHTING SO KNOCK IT OFF BOTH OF YOU!!!
Snap: *gulp* *whispers to Buttermilk* Well that escalated quickly...
Bisquick: *raises eyebrow* (who am I kidding, chickens don't have eyebrows. XD) What was that, Snapperston.
Snap: Nothing Bisquick Marie, and don't you dare forget your place in The Order.
Bisquick: *mumble* yeah yeah.
Omelette: Hmm.... What I would do in the spring--I KNOW!!! GO UP TO THE SHS!!!!
All four chicks: THE SHS!!!!! WE HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN FOREVER!!!!
Omelette: AND MRS. K!!!! I MISS HER SOOOOOOO MUCH!! SHE WENT DOWN SOUTH!!!!
All four chicks: YEAH!!! AND THE BIRD SEED, *sigh* THAT WAS THE BEST!!!
Omelette: AND WHEN WE PLAYED TAG WITH THAT BIRD!!! (that actually happened XD)
All three hens: O.O Um, ok they're just having a trip down memory lane...
Hazel: *sigh* I'm going to start writing love notes to Spring.
Dear Spring,
I miss you every hour of the day. Hurry back soon
--Hazel Finnigan
Buttermilk: Ok this just got really weird... Winter's really effecting us, Hazel's going off her rocker...

 

[earlybird10842]

Ella: OHMYGOODNESS THE TEST IS TOMORROW. Guys I'm so scared.
Mir: So am I. If we fail the test, we might get killed! D:
Petrie: Guys, relax. The more worried you are, the more chance of a false positive.
Mir and Ella: WHAT?!?!?!
Petrie LOL Just kidding XD
Mir and Ella >->

Quote:

Ella: There was an outbreak at the hatchery the big girls are from.
Mir: So we get tested at the same time D:
Petrie: I hate those horror stories. I'm actually... SCARED. *flail*

Junior: We've never gotten a sour vanilla test. It sounds scary.

Ella: And the test's over. We won't know until Thursday or Friday if we failed or not...
Mir: But we got legbands.

Junior: Did it hurt???
Bisquick: Praying that you guys pass!!!
Snap: What if you guys don't pass?
Buttermilk: Snap, don't ask that.

Mir: Snap, the man said we'll be destroyed. D': Plus, Ella's still bleeding.
Ella: >-> I have blood on my feathers. like, lots. >->
Petrie: The man also said that more than likely, we don't have it.

Ella: I get warm cuddles ^-^
Mir: So do I!
Petrie: Guys. The test results come in either today or tomorrow. PLEASE pray for a negative.

Ella: STILL no results. They'll come today (or so the man said).
Mir: They're gonna 'e-mall' us.
Petrie: I think he said 'e-fail'
Mir: OHYEAH. It was e-fail. How does e-failing work?
Petrie: I dunno.

Ella: OOOHHH I have to ask Malibu if I can e-fail someone.

Quote:

Ella: Thanks guys! Nervously awaiting results.

Buttermilk: Tell us as soon as you get the e-fail!!!!!!!

Sunrise: Praying for you, Ella, Mir, Petrie...was it Sara?
Susan: It was Seana. And don't forget Ducky!
Selena: Mommy emails all the time. And this thread is sort of like email.

Buttermilk: Any e-fail Petrie??
Snap: Keep us posted!!!
Bisquick: We're still praying!!
Junior: Rainbows and butterflies!!!
Bisquick: Random Junior, raaandooom.

Ella: absolutely nothing!! D: thanks guys.

Sunrise:

I would hate to be in such suspense.
Susan:

Poor Ella, Mir, Petrie, Ducky, Lilly, and Seana
Selena:

I am going to hold my breath until those results come!

Sunrise:Malibu, have the test results arrived? we're on the edge of our seats!

Ella: No e-fail yet. D:

Bisquick: Keep us posted!!!! We're going to mention you guys in our prayer meeting on Sunday!!!
Buttermilk: You'll have to send an e-fail to tell the sour vanilla test guy to HURRY IT UP!!!!!!!
Snap: Yes, agreed Buttermilk. Send the sour vanilla test guy an e-fail.
Junior: Rainbows and butterflies!!!
Bisquick: JUNIOR SHUT UP!!!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

Ella: The sour vanilla test guy doesn't have the tests anymore... he handed it over to the testers. D:

Selena: Once we got some old vanilla pudding. Man, talk about sour vanilla! My crop hurt for hours.
Susan: no, not sour vanilla, it's Salmon jello. It's a disease you get from eating too much salmon, and it spreads like wildfire around salmon infested waters.
Sunrise WHAT? No, it's scoured manilla. Do you guys live near a manilla envolope factory? That's where it spreads.

Quote:

Amulet: OHMYGOD I remember our sour vanilla test!!! The guy took a WEEK. Maybe longer. =_=

Bisquick: Any news Petrie?

Sunrise: awesome news about the coop, Bisquick!
Susan: Any E-mails yet, Petrie?
Selena: I still need clarification on what they were tested on. is it Scour mellow or Soured Melon?

Shhh!!! Don't tell her!!!

Bisquick: Selena, they were getting tested on scour vanilla.
Buttermilk: Nuh-uh. They were getting tested on sour chocolate. (instead of vanilla. )
Snap: No, I think that it was scoured manilla.
Junior: Well, I think that it was sour vanilla!!!
Bisquick: GAAH!!!! Has anyone been keeping track?

Ella: STILL NO E-FAIL. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Mir: Malibu's friend said that's a good thing and they would have come to destroy us if we had it by now. ^-^

Ella: It's sour vanilla. :3

Quote:

Malibu: OOHH yeah. Well. I forgot to tell y'all. No more doubts about Lily. The salmonella test guy did something (IDK what o-O) and told me he was a hen. SO. Just forget EVERYTHING. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. LOL it's awkward, I know...

ella: Nope, no test results yet

Ella: We got the results... Would you like to do the honors of telling everyone, Mir?
Mir: O... okay...





WE'RE OKAY! NO SOUR VANILLA!

 

[BellChell123]

MatingDance24: WELL! Lookie all these hens! Hellooooo chickies!!

RhodeIsleScarlet: Dear Chicken Scratch. What are YOU doing here Benjamin Beak??

bestestegglayer: BENJAMIN BEAK!!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU!!????????

MatingDance24: Great, know that I know you're here. ;-)
bestestegglayer: AAHH! CHICK I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

RhodeIsleScarlet: I'm gonna puke.

MatingDance24: Marianne, how about you and I go free range together?? ;-)

RhodeIsleScarlet: You don't even know who she really is!! This is a chat board! She could be a opossum for all you know!!

MatingDance24: Oooh, a little danger!

RhodeIsleScarlet is offline

MatingDance: Poor jealous thing.

bestestegglayer: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

MatingDance24: You and me both, egg.

 

[chickencrazy429]

All chickens: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BellChell123]

All chickens: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bestestegglayer: HAPPPY VALENTINES DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RhodeIsleScarlet: Happy Valentine's day, everyone!

MatingDance24: Happy Valentine's day, chickie!

 

[Fluffballs]

Lady: Happy Valentine's Day!!!
Terry: Do we get chocolate?
Princess: I don't think so, it's not good for chickens.
Terry: Shucks.

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: What a day!
Marianne: we went to town for supplies. We had to do a whole bunch of bus transfers though, like last time...
Elanor: But due to ice and bad whether, some bus routes were canceled!
Marianne: I had to take two taxis to get to the hardware store. SO expensive!