Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[Fluffballs]

Gertie: HI!!!! We're back!
Princess: Now that Fluffballs is done with debate and has finally decided that she has enough time to post on here (which she already did, by the way), we shall return to the chatting of chickens!
Lady: GRRRR... *broods*
Princess: That is, most of us.
Terry: *pecks at scratch* Oh, hello! *pecks at more scratch*

 

[earlybird10842]

Elanor: Guess who's in track now! I was good enough at sprinting and hurdle jumping that I joined the hens' team, instead of pullets!
Marianne: Her jersey number is twenty eight.
Sophia: That's all she's been talking about since she found out at lunch today.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Pippy: NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT A BIRD FEEDER!!!!!!!
Hazel: Well not really... We've had one for awhile, just didn't use it.
Pippy: SO NOW WE HAVE OUR VERY OWN!
Omelette: We'll still take trips up to the neighbor's though, since I liked Mrs. K. ^.^
Hedwig: I LOOOV the bird seed too!
Snap: IT. HAS. GREEN. SEEDS. IN. IT.
Bisquick: It's really yummy.
Buttermilk: AND it has PINK seeds!
Pippy: AANNDD me, Hazel, Ommy, and Hettie found an old dustbath right across from the feeder!
Hedwig: Today was a good day.

 

[earlybird10842]

Pippy: NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT A BIRD FEEDER!!!!!!!
Hazel: Well not really... We've had one for awhile, just didn't use it.
Pippy: SO NOW WE HAVE OUR VERY OWN!
Omelette: We'll still take trips up to the neighbor's though, since I liked Mrs. K. ^.^
Hedwig: I LOOOV the bird seed too!
Snap: IT. HAS. GREEN. SEEDS. IN. IT.
Bisquick: It's really yummy.
Buttermilk: AND it has PINK seeds!
Pippy: AANNDD me, Hazel, Ommy, and Hettie found an old dustbath right across from the feeder!
Hedwig: Today was a good day.

Elanor: Lucky!
Marianne: Green? Pink?
Sophia: the most colorful seed I've seen is brown!

 

[Charmdbychicks]

Vindy: We got white seeds today.
Marsy: Those weren't seeds, dummy! Mom said it was cottage cheese.
Vindy: Whatever. It was yummy! I'll bet I grabbed more than you did!
Marsy: That's because you're always grabbing the good food. You eat all the meal worms, too.

 

[earlybird10842]

Snap: Thanks guys!!! It was so fun.
Buttermilk: Yea we-
Snap: Ub!! I'm going to explain my birthday party. Anyways, we played with the corn ball, we got bows- - (that was my awesome present) and we ate cookies!!!
Junior: The cookies were so yum yum yum!!!
Bisquick: I thought that the corn ball was fun.
Snap: Right now we're on the roost.
[Computer bleeps.]
Buttermilk: I'll get it! *hops off roost*
[Buttermilk goes to computer and gasps]
Buttermilk: Guys!! We don't have Pine Cone tomorrow!!! D:
Snap: *silently says YES!!*
Bisquick: Aw, why!!??
Snap: Cause of my birthday. :3
Bisquick:

I'm sure it is. Man, I had an awesome prank for the teacher.
Junior: YAY!! Now I don't have to finish my homework!!!
Buttermilk: We don't have it cause of the snow. They lost power.
Snap: That's an awful reason, we barely got any snow.
Bisquick: Yea, and how could they be sending out this e-mail if they don't have power?
Junior: Sounds like a case to me!!
Buttermilk: Guess so.
Junior: YAAAY!!! Detective Junior is on the case!!!
Buttermilk: *turns off computer* BUT, in the morning.
Junior: Aaww.

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Henny: Happy birthday Snap!!
Penny: Belated, Henny!
Midge: Our birthdays are in February and March.
Louise: Wow! How old are you?
Henny: For eggs, you must peck anyone who comes here!
Penny: Ignore her! You have to eat oyster shell, even though it's gross.
Midge: Congrats on the egg, Lily!

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Peep Cheep Mocha Brownie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY COUSIN SNAP!!!! HOPE IT IS FILLED WITH SURPRISES!!!!!!

Snap: Thanks everyone!! It was so fun!!!
Junior: Yup, it was cancelled, and I already have a suspicion about something.
Bisquick: What is it Juni?
[Buttermilk is on the computer looking at Eggshell news website]
Buttermilk: Hey guys did you know that this rooster called Thomas Johnson went to Florida!!?? LU-CKYY. Hmm, I wonder why they would have that on the news.
[Everyone drops everything]
Snap Bisquick Junior: WHAAAAT!!!??

Buttermilk: What? What's so special about him?
Bisquick: BUTTERMILK, he's our PRINCIPAL OF PINE CONE!!!!!!!!!
Buttermilk: OOHHH.
Junior: *starts pacing coop* This means that Pine Cone must be closed because of his absence.
Snap: But couldn't they just-
[Radio turns on to Eggshell News]
Reporter: This is Sandy Jones live at the Pine Cone Coopschooling Group building. This just in Thomas Johnson principal of Pine Cone has suddenly fled to Florida and no one knows why-
Bisquick: WHAAAAT-
Junior: SSSHHHH!!!
Reporter: Pine Cone will be closed until Thomas returns, or they find another substitute principal.
Bisquick: I can't believe-
Junior: SSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Reporter: This is Sandy Jones live from Pine Cone Coopschooling Group building. Thank you.
[Buttermilk turns off radio]
Buttermilk: So that's why that was on the news.
Junior: I can't believe- *starts pacing coop again*- that he would just leave and not tell- anyone- I need clues.
Snap: *flies up on roosting bar* This is serious stuff!! Why would he just leave Pine Cone unless-
Junior: *continues pacing* unless he was being pursued! *snaps wing* Someone is chasing our principal!!!!
Bisquick: Now, I dunno if I'll go that far.
Buttermilk: *yawns* I'm tired. Let's solve this in the morning.
Junior: I'll keep you guys posted!!

Cheep: OH NO! And we just started PCCG!
Peep: Any more news guys?
Brownie: I hope he is ok!
Mocha: Yea!

[All chickens are sleeping and the alarm goes off turned to radio mode.]
Bisquick: AAH!! *falls off roost*
Junior: QUICK TURN IT UP!!!
Snap: *mumbles something about not listening to Junior*
Buttermilk: *hops off roost and turns radio up*
Reporter: This is Sandy Jones back at the Pine Cone Coopschooling Group building live bright an early!! We are here with the vice principal-
Bisquick: Didn't even know there was a vice principal-
Snap Junior Buttermilk: QUIET!!!
Reporter: Tell us a bit about Thomas please Mary?
Vice Principal: Well, for a couple months back Thomas has been very secretive. I've always been asking him questions and he would kind of wiggle out of them. Well, he left a note on my desk about maybe almost a week ago saying that he was fleeing elsewhere. I had to talk to him immediately. So, hurricane Sandy was just around the corner so I decided to close Pine Cone.
All four chickens: OOHHHHHH.
Reporter: Tell us, Mary, what the note said.
Vice Principal: I told you. It said 'I'm fleeing elsewhere. Please take over duties until I come back.' So, Pine Cone will be having its meeting today.-
[Computer bleeps]
Junior: Buttermilk, go check it.
Buttermilk: *checks computer* Guys, it Pine Cone says that we're having the meeting today.
Vice Principal: I will be filling in the shoes of Thomas until he returns.
Reporter: Thank you, Mary, This is Sandy Jones live at Pine Cone Coopshooling Group building. Thank you Ted.
[Radio turns to a different reporter. (Ted)]
Junior: *turns off radio* Hmm, this isn't really getting us anywhere.........
Snap: Yea, stinks we have Pine Cone- *gasps* HOLY COW!!! WE HAVE PINE CONE!!!!!!!
Bisquick: EVERYONE DON'T PANIC!!! IT'S ONLY IN THIRTY MINITUES!!! QUICKLY, PACK YOUR LUNCHES AND GET YOUR HOMEWORK TOGETHER!!!!
Junior: AAAHHHH!!!! MY HOMEWORK!!! I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH IT!!!!!!!!
Buttermilk: *up in loft looking a mirror*
Bisquick: BUTTERMILK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!??
Buttermilk: Calm, down. I'm fixing my plumage. :3
Bisquick: JUNIOR, JUST FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE BUS-
[All chickens here bus pull up at their stop]
[Mad chaos everywhere]
Bisquick: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Everyone rushes around coop and just as the bus is pulling out they get in it]

Mir: Ella, can you help me with this last problem?
Ella: Sure :3 What is it?
Mir: 6+7?
Ella: Okay. What's 6+6?
Mir: 12.
Ella: Plus one?
Mir: OHHHH 13. Thanks Ella :3
Ella: Welcome :3 I just finished.
Mir: So did I.
Ella: Awesome

Bisquick: Hey guys!! Here are the pics of our new coop finally!!!
The outside. We have about half of that.

The wall that separates our food and our coop.

This is pretty much the whole thing

Our roosting bar

Our ladder. It's Brazilian Cherry wood ya know.

Our nesting boxes.

And this is our loft.
Junior: The loft is my favorite place. :3
Buttermilk: My favorite nest box is the far right one.
Bisquick: Same here!!
Snap: I'm molting so I don't lay eggs right now.
Junior: Same here!!
Snap: No you're not!!
Junior: You're right. I'm not.

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Midge: Sorry, we have been really busy!
Audrey: I laid an egg today! It was awesome!
Henny: So did I!!
Louise: Me too!
Penny: Not me...it was a bad day. A dog chased us!
Akira: And I flew onto Mom's head!
Henny: We got mealworms!
Louise: Whooo!!!
Audrey: *yawn* Good night!
All birds: Good night!

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Snap: I'm still molting.

Junior: mommy is away at aunt Hayley's house.

Buttermilk: she left us in uncle Luke's care. O.O
Bisquick: I know. He kicked snap earlier today!!!!!!!!!!!
Snap: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!! And it hurt!!!!!!!
Junior: he kicked snap cause we were on the doorstep.
Buttermilk: yea they don't like us pooping on there. But I don't poop I just wipe my feet on their carpet so that they're nice and clean :3
Bisquick: oh gosh buttermilk.

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Cheep: Man I am NOT sleepy :/
Peep: I'm not either :/
Mocha: Guys shut your beaks.
Brownie: Yea! We are trying to sleep!!!
Peep and Cheep: Well then.

Selena: I CALL THE CORNER!
Sunrise: I alredy did so you can't.
Susan: Hey, the corner is MY roosting spot.
Selena: Since when?
Susan: I always have slept in the corner of the roost. why do you want it tonight?
Sunrise: It's not fair that Susie always gets the spot closest to the heater!
Susan: Oh, so that's what you want. In that case, why don't we all sleep in the corner? I'll sleep aginst the wall, Sunny next to me, and Sal behind us.
Sunrise: I love that new heater! the coop has been so cold lately! hey Junior, how's the mystery?

Junior: The case is going great!!
Buttermilk: Oh yes. That thing. *rolls eyes*
Snap: Buttermilk, stop being such a buzzkill.
Bisquick: Yea, today you were being crankier that a broody!
Junior: ANYWAYS. As I was saying *aHEM* The cause is going great. I figured out that a man made a deal with our principal, and never paid him the money. So, our principal went to the lawyer, and the guy got really mad and has been tracking him down ever since. A couple months ago around the time when our principal left that note, that same rooster stole from a vault in the Crackin' Vault Bank. *looks at notebook* Precisely, vault #240897, our principal's vault. The principal saw it as a threat and took off to Florida. The man is in jail right now after I told the police. :3 So, hopefully he will be coming back to Pine Cone soon.
Snap: *pats Junior's head* Yup. I"ve been so proud of her. :3
Junior: Well thanks Snap.

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sounds fun

Junior: With a LOT of history. That's why I'm good at Origins. :3
Buttermilk: Yup. Mom's back. :3 So glad. We saw her tonight before bed.
Bisquick: Yup, she came and tucked us in.
Snap: I love being in the middle of the roost, but then I hate it. I get so much body warmth though. :3

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Thnx well ok here I go........
Peach: "Hoss don't be so mean!"
Hoss: "Why?"
Lucy Lou: "Because you're not impressing us by being mean to Angus!"
Hoss: -Rolls eyes-
Peach: "Now sit in the corner and think about your life"
Angus: "Or he can apologize and we can continue eating our corn in peace"
Hoss: -Sighs- "Ok"
THEY AGREED TO BEHAVE........FOR NOW

Bisquick: I have a question for our new member.
Snap: Try not to bombard them Bisquick.
Bisquick: Hey!! Anyways, question #1: How many chickens are there? And question #2: Are they roosters or hens or both?

Mir: *draws and hums* :3



Ella: :3 I love my sister.

Junior: I love your drawings Mir. :3
[Computer bleeps]
Buttermilk: *rushes to computer*
Snap: *rushes to computer*
Buttermilk: Snap, I already-
*SMACK*
Buttermilk: OOOWWW!!!! SNAP CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!
Snap: Sorry!!! I couldn't stop fast enough.
Bisquick: *walks over to computer* It says that our principal is back.
Junior: Yay!! *hops up on roost* Call this side!!!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Me: I love those flashbacks XD
Bisquick: *whisper* Ready? One. Two. Three.
Snap Bisquick: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!
All chickens: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Hedwig: *falls off roost* Ewww I landed in the pooooop.
Buttermilk: *rubs ears* What ARE you doing?
Snap: Calling Mom!
Buttermilk: Well it's PAINFUL to my EARS.
Pippy: I want to go to the bird feedeeeeer.
Omelette: Me tooooo!!! I LOVE the bird seed.
Hazel: Maybe we'll meet new friends, and the wild birds can teach us how to forage better!
Pippy: I like to play tag with them, but they don't like it.

 

[Fluffballs]

Lady: Look!!! Foooooooddddd!!!!
Princess: She's up! Good, now for some time, at least we can have fully functioning, non-grumpy chickens around here.
Gertie: GRRRRRRR.....
Princess: Or not. *sigh*
Lady: Bird feeder? We don't have one of those, besides the one in our coop, of course.

 

[earlybird10842]

Selena's Diary
May 1st, 2011 (note in Sunrise's handwriting--"She dated this entry, for once!")
Today some friends and I got to go on a foraging skills trip instead of going to school. There was a lot of walking involved, but we had a great time. We ended up finding:
12 different grass species.
17 different shrub species
11 different tree species.
23 different edible insects and arachnids
18 different fair sheltering places.
3 different great sheltering places
18 water sources.
It was incredibly fun! It was my first Foraging trip, and I'll get to go on another in two weeks. I never knew how much stuff a forest had. this was my first time in a forest. I hope to free-range in a forest someday. When I get to pick where I go after the egg farm, I think I'll pick a forested semi-farm. Or backyard. Probably semi-farm. Looking on the list of the places that are accepting hens this year (I don't go till next), there are still so many places to choose from in that catagory.
Yours truly,
Selena April

 

[chickencrazy429]

Snap: This morning after we all got out we went to the bird feeder, and then we took naps. 3)
Omelette: Pip and I snuggled with Mommy. :3
Hazel: I had to miss most of it cause I had to lay an egg!
Hedwig: I dustbathed some, then I had to lay an egg too...
Buttermilk: The bird seed is soooo good!
Bisquick: Would you guys like to see some pictures of our bird seed?
Pippy: And our bird feeder?