Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Sunshine: Happy beakday to me! Happy beakday to me, happy beakday dear sunshine, happy beakday to me!

Elanor: this calls for a layer butter cake and some scratch ice cream!

 

[WildWyandott110]

Sunshine: I got Oatmeal with milk, and maple syrup

 

[earlybird10842]

Sunshine: I got Oatmeal with milk, and maple syrup

Marianne: *Hands Sunshine a layer butter cupcake*
Elanor: Happy birthday! Here, we have an extra pair of Brooke's Duct Tape brand comb and wattle warmers. Want them? Lime green with flowers.

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Elanor: Give them the sweetest, cutest stinkeye!
Marianne: That only works if you have a cute stinkeye.
Sophia: What is guided study?
Colonel: Fancy for study hall, probably.

Basil: Yeah, "guided study" is basically the snobbiest way to say study hall ever.
Akira: We have to wear UNIFORMS! I hate them!
Penny: I like the skirt! *twirls*
Henny: It snowed two days ago. This needs to stop.
Basil: I'm not even done molting yet!
Gwynn: I love snow! I like to go snow shoeing. I love have feathered feet sometimes...
Midge: Mommy trimmed my beak today. I hate having a cross beak..
Audrey: She also started putting up our feathers all over. We just got a fence around our coop, so now we can play in the yard every day. She is putting primary wing and tail feathers on the coop and fuzzy feathers on the fence. It looks so pretty.

Earlybird, posting all of those old posts brought back so many memories...

 

[earlybird10842]

Quote: Elanor: Lovely grey and blue school dresses!
Colonel: Theirs are probably different.
Marianne: Oh, school dresses.
Sophia: They require a chicken diaper here. I don't like that, but I like the uniform.

 

[earlybird10842]

Ella: Junior's a bantam?

Junior: Uh-huh. :3 That's why my name is Junior. Cause I'm a 'Jr.' Barred Rock. Get it?
Snap: She's a cutie too. ;D
Junior:
Bisquick: Yup, an annoying little cutie
Junior: :O
Buttermilk: But, she's a keeper. :3 *rubs Junior's head*
Junior : Thanks guys.

Ella: :O I love bantams! I'm gonna be a HUGE chicken.

Junior: Thanks. :3 But, it's not fun when you get pecked on all the time. Bisquick and Buttermiiiilk.
Buttermilk: *eats food daintily* What? You're annoying sometimes.
Junior: :O
Bisquick: Sometimes you're just in my way a tad bit. I don't so much peck on you but I chase you away.
Buttermilk: Plus, when I have to lay an egg I get moody.
Snap: Yea, we all know that.

Mir: I'm small too because my sisters kept me from food at the old farm.

Berny: I'm never lonelilly I have 15 brothers and sisters
Me: we got strait run so well be getting rid of some of the roosters

Junior: Aw, that's sad Mir.
Buttermilk: Cool Berny!!
Bisquick: So, Berny, how's life? Is it just what you thought it would be?
Snap: It's wet and dreary over here. *sulk*
Bisquick: Snap, don't sulk just cause you go can't go outside.
Snap: *makes an even sulkier face* *bursts out laughing* I just can't keep a straight face. XD
Bisquick: It's true, she can't.

BErny: well bisquick, i like colors..... and..... my feathers...... and ummm....
Elvis: lol its hard to take it all in huh?
Berny: yep

Junior: Aw, you'll get used to it Berny.
Bisquick: Yup, don't you worry.
Buttermilk: Elvis, is Berny a boy or girl or can't you tell?
Snap: I wonder where everyone else is???

Mir: Hai :3 I has a coconut.
Ella: You mean you have a chunk of coconut oil.
Mir: Yes. *swallows quarter sized chunk of coconut oil whole*
Ella: O-O How do you do that?!
Mir: Talent ^-^
(True story.)

Me: Now girls, particularly Bisquick and Buttermilk, no pecking on Junior I don't want to see-
Snap: *starts pecking my coat.* Mooom.
Me: One minute Snap. I don't want to see any pecking in this coop and-
Snap: *keeps pecking my coat.* Mooommmmm
Me: Hold on a minute Snap. And I want you to be as nice as you can to Junior-
Snap: *tugs on my coat* MOOOOMM!!!
Me: SNAP WHAT??!!!
Snap: *hops up in lap* That's what. :3
Me: :3
(True story this morning)

Cheep: When is Mommy getting back?
Peep: I don't know but Grampapa is taking good care of us.
Brownie: I miss Mommy
Mocha: Oh suck it up shes only been gone like 2 days.
Brownie: Well it feel like 2 months to me! I miss her petting my head and giving me little kisses and- and- *goes off into a daydream*
Mocha Peep and Cheep: Oh brother!
Mocha: *snaps in her face*
Brownie: AHHH!
Brownie: What happened?
Mocha: *walks away*
Brownie: HEY WAIT!

Buttermilk: Mommy did a photo shoot of us today. :3
Bisquick: She takes pictures of us every day Buttermilk! Why would today be any different?
Buttermilk: Cause she took a video of me today. :3
Snap: She does that everyday too ya know.
Junior: Yay!! Bisquick and Buttermilk listened to Mom and aren't pecking me!!!
Bisquick: You're welcome.
Buttermilk: Yep, since I don't have to lay an egg anymore I'm not so moody.
Junior Snap: *facewing*

Ella: Why is the water PINK?!
Mir: ???
Ella: The water coming out of that hose. Is PINK.
Petrie: Darlin', Malibu's having her water heater flushed out and they had to put chemicals in the water.
Ella: oh.

Buttermilk: Ooh!! Pink water!!! I want some!
Bisquick: No you don't.

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Lady Bullseye: Berny, canwe see a picture of you?
Princess: Please?!
Miss Terry: I moved in with the other chickens yesterday! I'm not as lonely and I can boss everyone around!
Gertie: I used to be the top of the pecking order! Now someone's trying to usurp my position! Grr...
Captain Flint: Excuse me, but not one bosses me around, Miss Terry! *peck*
Miss Terry: Oh, yes, of course Your Majesty...
(Me: Captain will only peck if someone challenges his authority. Only Miss Terry has ever tried to, but he's still very gentle about pecking. He's a good rooster -so far.
Princess: I went back with everyone today! But they thought food was more interesting then my return...

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dandelion: Mommy said she'll go see if she can help! Feel better Elvis!

Sunrise: Susan's doing better. She's still sluggish, and she's molting (seems a little late to be molting, doesn't it?) but she's eating.
Selena: She says she doesn't feel well enough to get on BYC, but she told me to give you this message: Hi guys, Thank you for all the cards, I am feeling better now, but I'm still really tired. From, Susan.

Quote: Selena: Susan's sick too, Elvis. Get well soon!

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Oh my gosh, bigbangrooster! I think that was around the time of one of our first parties...

Penny: Elanor, our uniforms are gray pleated skirts with white blouses. No chicken diapers, though. I like to put a gray bow on my comb, too.
Henny: I tore my skirt the first day. I ran into a pricker bush. In front of a group of cockerels.

Midge: That's what you get for not looking where you're going! In other news, my beard FINALLY grew back! I have lovely, glossy new feathers.
Akira: Mommy wants to do a photoshoot of us later today. She will have to catch me, though!! *runs around coop*
Penny: *rolls eyes* I'm having so much fun with my new languages! HLO. MINAME IH PENNY. BARK. WOOF GRUNT PENNY. MEWL. PURR PENNY. That was "Hello. My name is Penny" in human, dog, and cat!
Basil: Quack. That's all I know in duckese...
Gwynn: Maybe if you paid attention to Drake Beanbill you would know more...
Audrey: I actually really like school so far.

 

[earlybird10842]

Oh my gosh, bigbangrooster! I think that was around the time of one of our first parties...

Penny: Elanor, our uniforms are gray pleated skirts with white blouses. No chicken diapers, though. I like to put a gray bow on my comb, too.
Henny: I tore my skirt the first day. I ran into a pricker bush. In front of a group of cockerels.

Midge: That's what you get for not looking where you're going! In other news, my beard FINALLY grew back! I have lovely, glossy new feathers.
Akira: Mommy wants to do a photoshoot of us later today. She will have to catch me, though!! *runs around coop*
Penny: *rolls eyes* I'm having so much fun with my new languages! HLO. MINAME IH PENNY. BARK. WOOF GRUNT PENNY. MEWL. PURR PENNY. That was "Hello. My name is Penny" in human, dog, and cat!
Basil: Quack. That's all I know in duckese...
Gwynn: Maybe if you paid attention to Drake Beanbill you would know more...
Audrey: I actually really like school so far.

Sophia: Whistle tweet chirp trill Sophi--trill--a. That's songbirdese.
Colonel: Show-off.
Sophia: Am not!
Colonel: Why that random extra trill?
Sophia: Nickname indicator. If you have a nickname, yo set it aside using a trill. I'm Sophie sometimes, so Sophi--Trill--A is the way I'd introduce myself in a non-formal setting. See, you would be Whistle tweet chirp trill Colonel--trill--Brandon.
Colonel: Show off.
Sophia: Am not!

 

[WildWyandott110]

Sophia: Whistle tweet chirp trill Sophi--trill--a. That's songbirdese.
Colonel: Show-off.
Sophia: Am not!
Colonel: Why that random extra trill?
Sophia: Nickname indicator. If you have a nickname, yo set it aside using a trill. I'm Sophie sometimes, so Sophi--Trill--A is the way I'd introduce myself in a non-formal setting. See, you would be Whistle tweet chirp trill Colonel--trill--Brandon.
Colonel: Show off.
Sophia: Am not!

Sunshine: stop arguing! you are embarresing me in front of the top hen!

 

[Sparkle110]

my I join and how do i join i have a pet chicken named Sparkle