Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[Peacechick713]

Angel: LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! this snow is simply divine (I MEAN IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD)

 

[earlybird10842]

Buttermilk: I tell you what it is BITTER cold outside. ESPECIALLY since I'm molting.
Hazel: Yeah and I don't have very fluffy feathers to begin with!
Pippy: *stares at cTouch screen in a fluffy ball in the corner*
Omelette: Well I am very loosely feathered, and it is not a whole lot warmer.
Hazel: Yes, but it has been scientifically proven that fluffier hens have-
Pippy: *still staring at screen* Hazel quite. No one cares.
Hazel: *makes face at Pippy*
Hedwig: *whispers to Snap* What's her deal?
Pippy: *still staring at screen* Nothing is my 'deal' Hettie.
Hedwig: ????
Bisquick: Did something happen at co-op, Pip?
Pippy: *still staring at screen* Nope.
Snap: Well then what's wrong?
Pippy: *looks at hens* I told you, NOTHING! *stomps up to loft*
Hazel: Ok this is weird.....

Elanor: Hm. Those chooks calling her Peppa again?
Marianne: No, it was Pippin.
Sophia: No, Pippyn was her full name. It was Pippa.
Colonel: Pippa, Peppa, Pippyn, Pippin, Pippy, whatever.

 

[earlybird10842]

Angel: LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! this snow is simply divine (I MEAN IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD)

Marianne:I know! We got our second snowfall last night!
Elanor: Co-op was freezing last tuesday!
Sophia: Angel and Sisters/Cousins, how's coopschool going?
Colonel: Ours is good.

 

[earlybird10842]

Snap: Hey guys!!! Guess what???!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Buttermilk Bisquick Junior: Oh Snap. :3
Junior: I stayed upstairs ALL MORNING. Literally.
Snap: *looks dreamily into nothing* I wonder what my birthday present is. :3
Buttermilk: I hope that it's something cute. :3
(me note: each birthday they each get something)
Bisquick: I think I feel an egg coming on. *goes up loft*
Junior: I better work on my homework for The Art of Egglaying.
Snap: Hm,hm. :3 I don't homework.
Junior: Well thanks.
Buttermilk: *looks at computer* Guys guess what??!! Cousin Brownie laid an egg!!
*everyone scatters to computer except for Snap*
[All chickens 'aww']
Buttermilk: Snap, aren't you gonna come see?
Snap: What's to see?
Buttermilk: *scoffs* Brownie laid an egg!!!
*Snap scurries to computer*
Snap: OOoo!! *gasps* No picture.... --.--
[Everyone groans]
Bisquick: I'm going back to lay an egg.
Junior: Back to homework.
Buttermilk: Gross!! Molting!! Oh, poor Babe!!
Snap: Who's 'Babe?'
Buttermilk: Cheep obviously!! She's molting the poor thing!!! I remember when I molted. It was a nightmare. O.O

Snap: Thanks guys!!! It was so fun.
Buttermilk: Yea we-
Snap: Ub!! I'm going to explain my birthday party. Anyways, we played with the corn ball, we got bows- - (that was my awesome present) and we ate cookies!!!
Junior: The cookies were so yum yum yum!!!
Bisquick: I thought that the corn ball was fun.
Snap: Right now we're on the roost.
[Computer bleeps.]
Buttermilk: I'll get it! *hops off roost*
[Buttermilk goes to computer and gasps]
Buttermilk: Guys!! We don't have Pine Cone tomorrow!!! D:
Snap: *silently says YES!!*
Bisquick: Aw, why!!??
Snap: Cause of my birthday. :3
Bisquick:

I'm sure it is. Man, I had an awesome prank for the teacher.
Junior: YAY!! Now I don't have to finish my homework!!!
Buttermilk: We don't have it cause of the snow. They lost power.
Snap: That's an awful reason, we barely got any snow.
Bisquick: Yea, and how could they be sending out this e-mail if they don't have power?
Junior: Sounds like a case to me!!
Buttermilk: Guess so.
Junior: YAAAY!!! Detective Junior is on the case!!!
Buttermilk: *turns off computer* BUT, in the morning.
Junior: Aaww.

Snap: Thanks everyone!! It was so fun!!!
Junior: Yup, it was cancelled, and I already have a suspicion about something.
Bisquick: What is it Juni?
[Buttermilk is on the computer looking at Eggshell news website]
Buttermilk: Hey guys did you know that this rooster called Thomas Johnson went to Florida!!?? LU-CKYY. Hmm, I wonder why they would have that on the news.
[Everyone drops everything]
Snap Bisquick Junior: WHAAAAT!!!??

Buttermilk: What? What's so special about him?
Bisquick: BUTTERMILK, he's our PRINCIPAL OF PINE CONE!!!!!!!!!
Buttermilk: OOHHH.
Junior: *starts pacing coop* This means that Pine Cone must be closed because of his absence.
Snap: But couldn't they just-
[Radio turns on to Eggshell News]
Reporter: This is Sandy Jones live at the Pine Cone Coopschooling Group building. This just in Thomas Johnson principal of Pine Cone has suddenly fled to Florida and no one knows why-
Bisquick: WHAAAAT-
Junior: SSSHHHH!!!
Reporter: Pine Cone will be closed until Thomas returns, or they find another substitute principal.
Bisquick: I can't believe-
Junior: SSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Reporter: This is Sandy Jones live from Pine Cone Coopschooling Group building. Thank you.
[Buttermilk turns off radio]
Buttermilk: So that's why that was on the news.
Junior: I can't believe- *starts pacing coop again*- that he would just leave and not tell- anyone- I need clues.
Snap: *flies up on roosting bar* This is serious stuff!! Why would he just leave Pine Cone unless-
Junior: *continues pacing* unless he was being pursued! *snaps wing* Someone is chasing our principal!!!!
Bisquick: Now, I dunno if I'll go that far.
Buttermilk: *yawns* I'm tired. Let's solve this in the morning.
Junior: I'll keep you guys posted!!

[All chickens are sleeping and the alarm goes off turned to radio mode.]
Bisquick: AAH!! *falls off roost*
Junior: QUICK TURN IT UP!!!
Snap: *mumbles something about not listening to Junior*
Buttermilk: *hops off roost and turns radio up*
Reporter: This is Sandy Jones back at the Pine Cone Coopschooling Group building live bright an early!! We are here with the vice principal-
Bisquick: Didn't even know there was a vice principal-
Snap Junior Buttermilk: QUIET!!!
Reporter: Tell us a bit about Thomas please Mary?
Vice Principal: Well, for a couple months back Thomas has been very secretive. I've always been asking him questions and he would kind of wiggle out of them. Well, he left a note on my desk about maybe almost a week ago saying that he was fleeing elsewhere. I had to talk to him immediately. So, hurricane Sandy was just around the corner so I decided to close Pine Cone.
All four chickens: OOHHHHHH.
Reporter: Tell us, Mary, what the note said.
Vice Principal: I told you. It said 'I'm fleeing elsewhere. Please take over duties until I come back.' So, Pine Cone will be having its meeting today.-
[Computer bleeps]
Junior: Buttermilk, go check it.
Buttermilk: *checks computer* Guys, it Pine Cone says that we're having the meeting today.
Vice Principal: I will be filling in the shoes of Thomas until he returns.
Reporter: Thank you, Mary, This is Sandy Jones live at Pine Cone Coopshooling Group building. Thank you Ted.
[Radio turns to a different reporter. (Ted)]
Junior: *turns off radio* Hmm, this isn't really getting us anywhere.........
Snap: Yea, stinks we have Pine Cone- *gasps* HOLY COW!!! WE HAVE PINE CONE!!!!!!!
Bisquick: EVERYONE DON'T PANIC!!! IT'S ONLY IN THIRTY MINITUES!!! QUICKLY, PACK YOUR LUNCHES AND GET YOUR HOMEWORK TOGETHER!!!!
Junior: AAAHHHH!!!! MY HOMEWORK!!! I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH IT!!!!!!!!
Buttermilk: *up in loft looking a mirror*
Bisquick: BUTTERMILK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!??
Buttermilk: Calm, down. I'm fixing my plumage. :3
Bisquick: JUNIOR, JUST FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE BUS-
[All chickens here bus pull up at their stop]
[Mad chaos everywhere]
Bisquick: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Everyone rushes around coop and just as the bus is pulling out they get in it]

Bisquick: Hey guys!! Here are the pics of our new coop finally!!!
The outside. We have about half of that.

The wall that separates our food and our coop.

This is pretty much the whole thing

Our roosting bar

Our ladder. It's Brazilian Cherry wood ya know.

Our nesting boxes.

And this is our loft.
Junior: The loft is my favorite place. :3
Buttermilk: My favorite nest box is the far right one.
Bisquick: Same here!!
Snap: I'm molting so I don't lay eggs right now.
Junior: Same here!!
Snap: No you're not!!
Junior: You're right. I'm not.

 

[Peacechick713]

Angel: I love it and look at this brand new cozy loft feel the soft beding

 

[Sparkle110]

Sparkle: My fav is the far left

Nice an..Who iv got to go i feel a egg!!!

 

[earlybird10842]

Angel: I love it and look at this brand new cozy loft feel the soft beding

Sparkle: My fav is the far left

Nice an..Who iv got to go i feel a egg!!!

That isn't new, that's a flashback, featureing little farmer. From years ago.

 

[Peacechick713]

Angel: o ya sorry it semes so new thogh .o I have to go I need to lay a egg

 

[earlybird10842]

Elanor: By the way, Peacechick and siblings, have you chosen a team yet?
Marianne: Here are your options:
-Bisquick
-Buttermilk
-Snap
-Junior
-Omelette
-Pippy
-Hazel
-Hedwig

Sophia: Then, once you select your team, you can have a specialized signature line to advertise BBSJ:
Colonel: Let's say you were on Buttermilk, then your sig line could be something like this
Proud member of team Buttermilk, chatting on the very first chicken chat thread!
Marianne: We're on Bisquick!
Elanor: Mommy couldn't decide on which one to put us in. So she asked the BBSJ squad to just assign us one.
Colonel: But we don't have the sig line right now, we have something different.
Sophia: Anyhow, we thought you'd like to know about teams.

 

[Peacechick713]

Angel:I have I woud like to join team Bisquick