Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[OneShotHunter]

(May I add in a guinea of mine, too?(Unless you have a strict only chicken rule) Not sure what gender it is, it's really hard to sex guineas. I'll just assume it's a he, and his name is Whitey (Not very original, I know))

Sparkles: *scratch*

Half-Pint: *scratch*

Whitey: *hop, duck, jump, scratch, leap, duck, scratch*

Sparkles:What ARE you doing?

Whitey: Same thing you are------BUG!!!!!!! *hops*

Half-Pint: I don't recall us doing that.

Whitey: *Mumbling* than you should start, you guys don't get very many bugs that way, want some of my cricket?

 

[Chicks Galore3]

All chickens in unison- WHERE IS MOMMY!
Dandelion- she should of let us out 8 hours ago!
Pebble- I'm going to DIE if i don't get let out NOW!
Crumpet- LET ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT! I'm in the INFIRMARY!!! WHERE IS MY FAMIL! LET ME OOOUT!
Daffodil- it's that darn blue wheely thing! (a me note- car) it ALWAYS takes her away and we don't get out!!!!
Attil/Polly/Sienna/lacy/Macy/marble/nosey/Miss pecker- OUT! OOOOOOOUT! WE WANT OUT!!!! IT'S AS PLAIN AS THE BEAK ON OUR FACE! OOOOOUT OUT OUT NOW NOWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

 

[little farmer]

Buttermilk: Mmm, that spaghetti was yummy.
Junior: Yea, it would've been better if you would've stopped pecking me!!
Buttermilk: Well, sorry, I like my space
Junior: Hmph.

 

[little farmer]

(May I add in a guinea of mine, too?(Unless you have a strict only chicken rule) Not sure what gender it is, it's really hard to sex guineas. I'll just assume it's a he, and his name is Whitey (Not very original, I know))

Sparkles: *scratch*

Half-Pint: *scratch*

Whitey: *hop, duck, jump, scratch, leap, duck, scratch*

Sparkles:What ARE you doing?

Whitey: Same thing you are------BUG!!!!!!! *hops*

Half-Pint: I don't recall us doing that.

Whitey: *Mumbling* than you should start, you guys don't get very many bugs that way, want some of my cricket?

Oh, yea, you can add White. XD

 

[OneShotHunter]

Sparkles: Whitey, what are you doing?

Whitey: Going to bed.

Sparkles: *shudders* Up THERE?

Whitey: It's better than that cramped little chicken house!

Sparkles: Don't you know there are RACOONS and COYOTES out there?

Whitey: So? Racoons and Coyotes never get past the dogs.

Sparkles: But what if one did?

Whitey: Then we fly away, or do you ever know how to fly?

Sparkles: *ruffles feathers* Hmmmph.

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: Gather 'round sisters!!! We're going to have our church service.
Junior: Can I get some food first!!??
Bisquick: Yes you may.
Junior: Thanks. *eats some food*
Bisquick: Snaaaap!!! You comin'!!??
Snap: YUP!! Just let me come down here. Wait, can I get a drink?
Bisquick: *sigh* Sure.
Snap: Kay, thanks. *goes gets drink*
Bisquick: Ready Buttermilk??|
Buttermilk: Can I go lay an egg first?
Bisquick: Oh for Heaven's sakes!! Can't we just start already!!??

 

[TechnoCat]

Amulet: Oh, church...?
Pepper: Our Fud Lady has decided to be an atheist, so she doesn't go to church anymore...

 

[OneShotHunter]

Pint-Size:COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOOO!

Sparkles:It's been light for a few hours, could you kindly shut up?

Whitey:*hop, scramble, scratch*

Pint-Size:Why? You don't mind when the easter egger roo crows!

Whitey: *scratch, hop, duck, leap*

Sparkles: That's different!

Pint-Size: How so?

Whitey: *scramble, hop, duck, leap, flap, fall,*

Sparkles: Because he's an actual rooster, your just a rooster wannabe!

Whitey: *scramble, flap, flap, flap, flop, duck, leap*

Pint-Size: I'm louder than he is, size isn't everything!

Whitey: PIP PIP PIP PIP PIP!

Sparkles: Shush it Whitey, can't you see we're arguing?

Whitey: AYANK AYANK AYANK AYANK!!!!!!

Pint-Size: What? Please, we're arguing!

Whitey: AYANKA AYANKA AYANKA AYANKA AYANKA AYANKA!!!!!!!!

Sparkles: AAAHHHHH! Racoon!

Pint-Size: *Fluffs feathers* Don't worry guys, it's just that stupid rescue racoon.

Sparkles: Are you sure?

Pint-Size: COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOO!

Racoon: *scrambles away*

Pint-Size: See? Told ya!

Whitey: *flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, thunk* Oh, ok. OOOH CRICKET!

Sparkles: *rolls eyes*

 

[chickens 4 ever]

Cheep: Today I fluffed my feathers
Peep: TODAY I ATE A FLY! It was sooo yummy!!
Cheep: EW Peep your sick. Flies are gross.
Peep: Be quiet Cheep.
Mocha: GUYS STOP FIGHTING
Brownie: Yea.
Peep: What do you guys know???
Mocha: More then you thats for sure!
Cheep: ( whispers to Peep) That was a good comeback!
Peep: CHEEP!
Cheep: Sorry

 

[chickens 4 ever]

I am starting. I have 4 hens