Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[little farmer]

Quote: Bisquick: Um, not too much. If she starts to then I just nudge her, and if she continues to do so, then I really nudge her, and she falls off. :3
Buttermilk: Yea, and it hurts too.
Snap: IT'S SNOWING!!!
Junior: Snow + coldness= NOT GOOD!!!
Bisquick: Yup, it's snowing.
Snap: Me and Juni ventured out onto the doorstep, and we got some flecks on us. :3
Junior: And we drank the snow!!
Buttermilk: The snow would've messed up my feathers.

 

[chickens 4 ever]

Peep: IT SNOWED TODAY AND IT WAS MY COLOR WHITE!
Cheep: Peep no it wasn't you have dirt and mud all over your feathers.
Peep: Well then.
Cheep: When I had feathers i kept them very clean....
Brownie: Well any who, we ate the food on the ground!
Mocha: Its not food you moron its
Atmospheric water vapor frozen into ice crystals and falling in light white flakes or lying on the ground as a white layer.

Brownie Cheep Peep: *MOUTHS ON FLOOR*
Brownie: Since when did you get so smart???
Mocha: I have my sources.
Brownie: *rolls eyes*
Mocha: Well any who I hope we get out today
Cheep: ITS FREEZING THOUGH!
Peep: You'll live. Mocha please tell her * points to Mocha with her wing.
Mocha: Chickens can handle very cold temperatures. Some experts say chickens don’t really start suffering until the temperature inside their coop falls to minus 20 degrees Fahrenheit. They’ll start suffering earlier if it’s damp inside the chicken house, or if they haven’t become inured to the cold (which is why some people think using heat lamps for hens is a bad idea unless it gets incredibly cold).
Cheep: I am so confused.
Mocha: The conclusion is-
Cheep: WHAT IN THE COOP IS A CONCLUSION?!
Mocha: Oh-my-word. A conclusion is something that-
Cheep: Turns around and walks away.
Mocha: WELL THEN!

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: Blech, school again school again.
Snap: Very glad that we got a two hour delay. I didn't have my school done for Pine Cone.
Junior: Same here!! Don't tell Buttermilk!
Buttermilk: AH!! I heard that!!!
Bisquick: I wish it wasn't snowing.
Junior: It's pretty to watch though.
Bisquick: Eh, I mean it's cool at first but then it's like. okay, stop making the world white now. It's supposed to be green.
Snap: Actually, in Antarctica it's covered in snow.
Buttermilk: *sarcastically* Well, that's a fact that ya don't hear everyday!
Snap: Just you wait, Buttermilk, just you wait.
Buttermilk: Hm?
Snap: Nothing!

 

[earlybird10842]

Peep: IT SNOWED TODAY AND IT WAS MY COLOR WHITE!
Cheep: Peep no it wasn't you have dirt and mud all over your feathers.
Peep: Well then.
Cheep: When I had feathers i kept them very clean....
Brownie: Well any who, we ate the food on the ground!
Mocha: Its not food you moron its
Atmospheric water vapor frozen into ice crystals and falling in light white flakes or lying on the ground as a white layer.

Brownie Cheep Peep: *MOUTHS ON FLOOR*
Brownie: Since when did you get so smart???
Mocha: I have my sources.
Brownie: *rolls eyes*
Mocha: Well any who I hope we get out today
Cheep: ITS FREEZING THOUGH!
Peep: You'll live. Mocha please tell her * points to Mocha with her wing.
Mocha: Chickens can handle very cold temperatures. Some experts say chickens don’t really start suffering until the temperature inside their coop falls to minus 20 degrees Fahrenheit. They’ll start suffering earlier if it’s damp inside the chicken house, or if they haven’t become inured to the cold (which is why some people think using heat lamps for hens is a bad idea unless it gets incredibly cold).
Cheep: I am so confused.
Mocha: The conclusion is-
Cheep: WHAT IN THE COOP IS A CONCLUSION?!
Mocha: Oh-my-word. A conclusion is something that-
Cheep: Turns around and walks away.
Mocha: WELL THEN!

Selena: Hey, Mocha, could you help me with my homework?
Susan: Don't. She'll just mooch answers off you
Sunrise: I'll help you Sal. What subject is it?
Selena: Feather care
Susan: in that case, your person is Buttermilk.
Sunrise: I don't even take feather care. But whatyI do take are laungauges--Turkeyish, Songbirdese, Bird-of-prey laungauges. Does anyone else take those?

 

[bigbangrooster]

Elvis: I know allot about feather care

 

[little farmer]

Selena: Hey, Mocha, could you help me with my homework?
Susan: Don't. She'll just mooch answers off you
Sunrise: I'll help you Sal. What subject is it?
Selena: Feather care
Susan: in that case, your person is Buttermilk.
Sunrise: I don't even take feather care. But whatyI do take are laungauges--Turkeyish, Songbirdese, Bird-of-prey laungauges. Does anyone else take those?

ButtermilK: I can help!!
Bisquick: Okay, everyone take a seat grab some popcorn. Here comes a two hour speech.
Buttermilk: Ahem. Anyways, to keep your feathers looking nice and shiny, clean them every 20 hours, take dustbaths every 10 hours, shake off every 15 minutes. And for your wing feathers: straighten them every 20 hours when you are cleaning your other plumage, keep them in line, after every dustbath, put them back in place- cause they can get outta place some- and fly often to keep them strong and healthy. Hope that helped!!
Snap Junior Bisquick: *sigh* She knows way too much about feather care.

 

[bigbangrooster]

Elvis: *takes notes*

 

[bigbangrooster]

Elvis: ok pay attention berny don't you want your feathers to be nice and pretty like buttermilks?
Berny: yep

 

[Fluffballs]

Gertie:

Princess: Something got Pig Pen while Fluffballs was gone...

Lady: Fluffballs doesn't know what it was but she's really mad at it. I am too!!!!

Captain Flint: I feel horrible, I didn't protect my ladies as well as I could have!

Princess: It's OK, you did your best...
Miss Terry: The beast almost got me too! I have some nice wounds, but I'm in Fluffball's garage in a cat carrier, warm and with food. They gave me treats! But I still don't feel amazing...

 

[Fluffballs]

Miss Terry: If you can help Fluffballs help me, post here! https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/726108/help-wounded-chicken