Blond jokes!

[mrpekinduck]

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't learn how to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope!

Did you hear about the blonde that was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out?


Did you hear about the blonde that when asked what the capital of california is said "C"


Why did the blonde change her babies diaper once a month? Because the label said good for up to twenty pounds!

Whats 5 miles long and has an IQ of 40? A blonde parade!

And my favorite.............................................................................................




Whats the different between a smart blonde an bigfoot? There have been sightings of bigfoot!

I'm a blonde too!

 

[erner]

Two blodes walked into a building. You would think one of them would have noticed.

 

[dkosh]

 

[CrystalLovin'CountryChic]

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[HCFarms96]

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I read that out loud to my family and we all busted up laughing! My best friend is a blonde, I will have to tell her this joke!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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[eenie114]

A blonde totaled her car in a wreck. When a cop arrived on the scene, she was applying a fresh coat of lipstick.
"What happened, ma'am?"
"Well, officer," she said. "It was the strangest thing! I was just driving along, and all of a sudden this TREE pops out of the road! I swerved, and there was ANOTHER tree! I went the other way, and there was ANOTHER tree! And then-"
"Ma'am," said the cop. "There are no trees on this road for twenty miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street when the brunette said, "Oh, how sad. A dead bird."
The blonde looked up and said, "Where? Where?"

 

[Nava]

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[eenie114]

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I read that out loud to my family and we all busted up laughing! My best friend is a blonde, I will have to tell her this joke!

Oh, that's AWESOME!!

 

[ChickenPeep]

Hey guys, this is really funny! But you do know that hair color and actions are no way related, right?