Blond jokes!

[the duck whisperer]

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.

 

[Blonde]

Here's a pretty funny blonde joke.

A blonde male driver pules to the side of the road were a brunnet feamle is on the middle of a field in a row boat rowing:

Male: Hey! You know your in the middle of a field. Your not going to get any were rowing.
Female: I know. silly i'm excercising. wan;t to come have some lunch?
Male: "NO WAY! I don't want to get my feet wet!

 

[chickendiva25]

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[Rosaleen]

A fellow is on the highway headed to San Diego and his car breaks down. A blonde pulls up and asks he he needs any help. He thanks her and tells her he's waiting for the tow truck but tells her he needs to take the monkey in the back seat to the zoo. He asks her to take the monkey there since he'll need to stay with the car. Shevsays sure, takes the monkey and heads down the road. Sometime later in the day, he arrives in town and sees the blonde walking the monkey across the street. He approaches her and stated he wanted her to take the monkey to the zoo. She told him they just came from the zoo and now she was taking him to the aquarium.

 

[erner]

Quote:
ROFL.

 

[DUCKGIRL89]

Ok I have a few...

Three women are running from the cops, a burrnet, and black haired girl, and a blonde. And they come to a dead end road, and they go and hide. The cops come and go over to a dumpster where the burrnet is hideing, and the burrnet says "meow" so the cops are like "its just a cat!" So they go over to a trash can and they hear "woof, woof!" So they think its just a dog. Then they go over to a sack of potatos,where the blonde was hiding, and hear "potato, potato!" And catch the.blonde, and the.blonde tells the cop where the others are. And they all get caught. Well, they take them to jail and are about to exacute them. And they have two choices, the electric chair, or a big ax thing that swings down and cuts off their heads. "Well, the swinging ax could possibly miss you are free to go" said a cop, so first up is the burrnet, she picks the swinging ax, and it missed her, so shes free to go. Then the black haired girl is next, she picked the same thing... It missed her two, shes free to go, next was the blonde, she picked the swinging ax, it missed her, and she says "oh darn! This thing doesnt work!.... I pick the electric chair!".....

 

[Rosaleen]

Quote:
ROFL.

What does ROFL mean?

 

[thekid]

Quote:
ROFL.

What does ROFL mean?

Rolling on the Floor Laughing

 

[Blonde]

Three guys are standing in front of a firing squad. one is a redhead the other a brunnet and the third one blonde.

Redhead: Hey guys, i think i know a way to get out of this mess. just fallow what i do.
Suddenly the redhead yells and points "FLOOD!" While everyone looks where he pointed the man silently slipped away to the woods near by.
Brunnet: Ooooooh. I get it..... HURRICANE!!!!!
Now while everyone looks behind them the brunnet slips away.
Blonde: Oh o.k. i get it. FIRE!

 

[oldrooster]

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