Boosting your chicken's self esteem

[WooingWyandotte]

Build her her own seperate room in your house with cosmetics, a spa, and fluffy bed. Then bring the other hens in her room for ten minute 'fun times' once a week.

 

[redsoxs]

Play subliminal tapes in her coop overnight that repeat on an endless loop, "You are a good chicken, you are a strong chicken, you are the best chicken."

 

[Sonic Pug]

Tell her Mick Jagger got his chicken moves from her and he ends each concert with a touching tribute to her.

 

[oneofseven]

Let her know you care. Take turns sitting on her egg.