Boredom thread

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

Ever had a bacon and pineapple sandwich?

*Sign* yes polizia it's this one, this one right here.

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

No, as much as I don't like it boobies is still better.

 

[Nomadicus]

I used to spend one night a week photographing hawgs at Hooters....

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

I used to spend one night a week photographing hawgs at Hooters....

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

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Maybe this bird, it's a type of grouse...

 

[Nomadicus]

Y'all want to hear a true story about me taking my mom to a Hooters Joint.

 

[Patiocoturnix]

Y'all want to hear a true story about me taking my mom to a Hooters Joint.

Uh sure

 

[Everose]

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A Blue footed booby!

 

[Everose]

Maybe this bird, it's a type of grouse...
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"Oh 5h17 it's Helen!"
"Yeah you wish you had my 7175."

 

[Nomadicus]

Well my mom wanted to try fried dill pickles and I knew just the place to take her. We were in Lakeland shopping so we went to the Hooters out on the north side. A very nice young lady seated us in a prime location with a view. Before we could get waited on one of the girls came over to our table and leaned way over close enough she could whisper a few sweet nothings in my ear. I watched as my mom's eyes started to get so big she was going to need a new bra to hold them up. Finally I Introduced mom to my friends daughter. Then I ordered wings with fried dill pickles.