Boredom thread

[Patiocoturnix]

Well my mom wanted to try fried dill pickles and I knew just the place to take her. We were in Lakeland shopping so we went to the Hooters out on the north side. A very nice young lady seated us in a prime location with a view. Before we could get waited on one of the girls came over to our table and leaned way over close enough she could whisper a few sweet nothings in my ear. I watched as my mom's eyes started to get so big she was going to need a new bra to hold them up. Finally I Introduced mom to my friends daughter. Then I ordered wings with fried dill pickles.

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

A Blue footed booby!

Fantasy seagull

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

Well my mom wanted to try fried dill pickles and I knew just the place to take her. We were in Lakeland shopping so we went to the Hooters out on the north side. A very nice young lady seated us in a prime location with a view. Before we could get waited on one of the girls came over to our table and leaned way over close enough she could whisper a few sweet nothings in my ear. I watched as my mom's eyes started to get so big she was going to need a new bra to hold them up. Finally I Introduced mom to my friends daughter. Then I ordered wings with fried dill pickles.

Oh there goes my kidney seems I laughed too hard again

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

"Oh 5h17 it's Helen!"
"Yeah you wish you had my 7175."

"What no I didn't say anything!"

You might like creepy Dave!

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

I want some "crappybarbra lemon soup"

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

This dude is awesome

 

[The Chick Addict]

Like you really think this stuff is coming from her talking to me

WTH IS THIS?

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

Creepy Dave

 

[Patiocoturnix]

WTH IS THIS?

Autocorrect or auto type whatever you wanna call it that pamps did in one of my other threads

 

[The Chick Addict]

My life now has meaning now that I have joined this thread.