Broody hen core

[Beau plus penny]

this is what imagine broody hens hear in their heads yall could add to the joke if you want

also i think this is giving 2014 tumblr tbh


Day 1:
Dear Diary,
I have claimed the nest.
The other hens wander around like clueless peasants… sad.
My eggs? Tiny, perfect, fragile… my literal legacy.
Humans tried to pet me. I glared. They recoiled.
This nest is sacred. This is my throne.
Henrietta tried to roost nearby. Big mistake.
#broodyqueen #eggsovereverything #coopdrama


Day 2:
Dear Diary,
Eggs are warm. My wings are cold.
Humans brought worms. I stared. They do not understand devotion.
Ginger keeps staring at me with that clueless, pecking grin.
Jealous, clearly. Pathetic.
I preened for three hours. Flawless.
Other hens gossip quietly in the corner. My aura: untouchable.
#queenofthenest #majesticfeathers #cooptea


Day 3:
Dear Diary,
Last night I dreamed of chicks.
Tiny. Perfect. Magical.
I pecked in my sleep to protect them.
Henrietta flinched. Victory in dreams counts, right?
Humans tried to sneak food. Joke’s on them. I do not eat. I exist.
#etherealhen #dreamsandfeathers #cooproyalty


Day 4:
Dear Diary,
Leaf in my nest.
Immediate destruction required.
Fluffing ritual: performed flawlessly. This is art.
Eggs approve silently. Humans laugh. Foolish mortals.
Henrietta peeked. I glared. She shriveled.
Coop gossip: irrelevant. My brood: eternal.
#wingsofpower #eggguardian #coopdrama


Day 5:
Dear Diary,
Rooster strutted by like he matters. He does not.
I am a goddess.
Other hens: weak, trembling, unworthy of my shadow.
Sat six hours straight. Humans brought water. Ignored.
Nothing matters except eggs and the eventual squeaks of tiny chicks.
#cooproyalty #broodyqueen #eternalglow


Day 6:
Dear Diary,
Squawked at humans. They tried to touch eggs.
Do they not understand the sacred contract between hen and egg?
Henrietta whispered to Ginger. I overheard. Bold.
They will regret it. Wings ready. Aura: impenetrable.
#cooptea #eggsovereverything #queenofdrama


Day 7:
Dear Diary,
Tried a tiny stretch outside the nest. Mistake.
Eggs glared. Lesson learned: leaving = betrayal.
Humans brought food. I stared. Henrietta stared. I fluffed. She wilted.
Victory. Coop hierarchy: me > everyone.
#broodyqueen #coopdrama #eggpower


Day 8:
Dear Diary,
Sun hit my feathers just right.
I looked like an angel. Eggs sparkled.
Henrietta and Ginger: dull. Pathetic.
Humans laughed. Trembling now.
Preened for two hours. Wings immaculate.
#etherealhen #wingsofpower #cooproyalty


Day 9:
Dear Diary,
Almost left the nest for water. Mistake. Eggs sulked.
Apologized with dramatic fluffing ceremony.
Rooster strutted past. Glared. He wilted.
Henrietta whispered. Ginger panicked. My aura: terrifying.
#eggsovereverything #coopqueen #majesticfeathers


Day 10:
Dear Diary,
Soft peeps in dreams. Eggs talking? Void talking?
I responded with majestic wing gestures.
Humans tried to photograph me. Fail. I am art.
Henrietta cried quietly. Victory. Coop gossip: silent.
#etherealhen #wingsofpower #coopdrama


Day 11:
Dear Diary,
Mirror arrived. Humans said “cute.”
Cute? I am the moon incarnate in feathers.
Eggs impressed. Henrietta & Ginger distracted by reflections. Pathetic.
#cooproyalty #etherealhen #eggguardian


Day 12:
Dear Diary,
Leaf incident redux.
Immediate destruction required. Flawless execution.
Egg spectators nod in approval. Humans nervous. Henrietta flinched. Fail.
My wings: art. Feathers: legend. Coop hierarchy: still me > everyone.
#wingsofpower #eggsovereverything #coopdrama


Day 13:
Dear Diary,
Henrietta laughed today. Not subtle. I glared. She wilted.
Ginger whispered to no one. I glared again. Victory.
Humans tried to interfere. Aura: absolute. Eggs perfect.
Coop gossip: silence. My throne: untouchable.
#broodyqueen #majesticfeathers #cooproyalty


Day 14:
Dear Diary,
Chicks are imminent. Eggs twitch. Wings at peak intimidation.
Feathers immaculate. Humans brought worms. Ignored.
Henrietta stared. Ginger cried quietly. Victory. Coop peace fragile. My brood: eternal.
#eggguardian #wingsofpower #broodyqueen


Day 15:
Dear Diary,
Humans touched eggs again. Squawked. They cried. Victory tastes like triumph.
Henrietta stared. Ginger whispered. I ignored. Coop gossip: irrelevant.
Eggs are my everything. Aura: eternal. Wing fluff: unmatched.
#coopdrama #etherealhen #eggsovereverything


Day 16:
Dear Diary,
Spring smells like betrayal. Henrietta molted. Pathetic.
Ginger fluffed nervously. Humans photographed me. Fail.
I remain ethereal. Coop gossip: silent in fear. Eggs glowing. Throne: untouchable.
#cooproyalty #broodyqueen #wingsofpower


Day 17:
Dear Diary,
Soft peeps. Maybe my babies are here. Maybe hallucination.
I respond like a goddess. Wings: majestic. Aura: intimidating.
Coop gossip: irrelevant. Humans: terrified. Eggs: perfect. Brood: eternal.
#eggguardian #coopdrama #etherealhen


Day 18:
Dear Diary,
Perfected fluff-wing technique.
10/10 intimidation. 100/10 elegance. Zero attention to distractions.
Henrietta flinched. Ginger whimpered. Humans irrelevant. Coop gossip: silent. Eggs glowing. Brood immortal.
#wingsofpower #broodyqueen #eggsovereverything


Day 19:
Dear Diary,
Rooster strutted past. Embarrassment guaranteed.
He will never reach my broodiness level. Henrietta stared. Ginger cried. Humans: fail.
Coop hierarchy: me > everyone. Eggs: perfect. Aura: eternal.
#coopdrama #eggguardian #majesticfeathers


Day 20:
Dear Diary,
Tomorrow is the day. Eggs twitch. Coop tension unbearable. Humans terrified.
Henrietta hiding. Ginger silent. Wings fluffed. Aura perfected.
Chicks imminent. Glory eternal. Coop gossip irrelevant.
#broodyqueen #etherealhen #cooproyalty


Day 21:
Dear Diary,
THEY’RE HERE. Tiny, wobbly, perfect chicks.
Coop exploded in silent chaos. Henrietta: shocked. Ginger: weeping. Humans: stunned.
Me: ascended. Legendary brood complete. Throne secure. Aura untouchable. Wing fluff: perfection. Brood eternal. Forever queen.
#eggguardian #coopdrama #broodyqueen #majesticfeathers

 

[50-45-1]

Agreed!
Broodies are scarry!
Here is a description I wrote about one of mine

Most of my broodys act psychotic.
Picture a nice serene barn yard...then all the sudden, here she comes! off the nest , barreling out the coop door like a preditor is on her heals, clucking loud like a time bomb about to go off, puffed way up so she looks three times her usual size, she Chases everyone away from the dust hole, ( no problem, every body stays away from this one, even the rooster looks scared), then scratch and dust so furourisously it looks like a roto tiller at work, the entire barn yard turns to dust cloud, she dashes to the water dish, sending everyone scattering, then squalking and screaming her way back to the nest box and finally... abruptly....
all returns to peace and quiet.

 

[Beau plus penny]

you think about collecting eggs but you arent sure if you want to lose an arm today