Bumper Stickers and License Plates

[MoodyChicken]

How could I forget... my license plate is CHKNGRL.

 

[ChooksChick]

I forgot about the license plate I see around here:


Yes, Lawrence is a wonderful city. Now go home.



I also love:


Dirt worshipping tree hugger.


If only I could make it say, "Dirt Worshipping, Chicken Kissing Tree Hugger."

 

[FrenchHen]

I saw ANDBYND on an Infinity.

 

[FrizzleFreak]

Don't Believe Everything You Think!
It's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Rights Anyway
Wanna Get Laid? Crawl Up A Chicken's Butt and Wait.
Life is full of disappointments. Just ask my parents.
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing it's idiot...
Think! It's not illegal yet!
Sorry, those got kinda political and nasty. But funny.

I can't think of any more right now! At least, not that I can put on a public forum.

 

[debilorrah]

Some of these have me on the floor!!!! I knew this would be fun!

 

[B. Saffles Farms]

Oh I forgot one of my favorites of all times, "Do you think you could drive any better with that cell phone stuck up your "butt"? "

 

[FrenchHen]

The Catholic Church in Pacific City, Oregon has the following in their office window:
Jesus is Coming, Look Busy.

 

[lil'chickies]

I have one on one of my trucks, Gun control is hitting your target.

 

[hennypenny9]

Guns don't kill, people with cell phones do!

 

[PotterWatch]

I had one on my old truck that said "I can't go to work today; the voices told me to stay home and clean the guns".