Glad you were out where you could hear it. Maybe you should give it an exotic name like Madame poo poo, Or La Petite poo poo. Geez I don't know the French word for poo poo but, I'm sure it would sound good.
If I remember correctly from High School French, Merde... however that 'might' be the not-so-polite version of the word meaning 'poop'... ROFL...
I really don't know!
maybe call it merdie...