"Bush Is Saved"

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by cjeanean, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    Please don't let this get out of hand....It's supposed to be funny, not political!!!!
    One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.

    Bush asked the boys how he could ever repay them. The first boy said, "I want a boat."

    The second boy said, "I want a truck."

    And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on them."

    Bush asked, "Why is that, son?"

    The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!"
  2. Ugly Cowboy

    Ugly Cowboy Songster

    Apr 25, 2008
    Corn, OK
    LOL poor Bush!
  3. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Crowing

    Mar 1, 2007
  4. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Songster

    Jan 23, 2008
  5. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Songster

    Mar 20, 2008
    Poor guy.
  6. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

    Feb 4, 2007
    Leesville, SC
    Someday we'll look at each other and all come to the same realization: Bush was right.

    Until then, the jokes rage on. I like it.

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