User: Hiyaness.
Cleverbot: Hiya!
User: Are chickens cool?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Anything else?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: A hen, you mean?
Cleverbot: No thought, I thought you were a girl.
User: No, im a rooster.
Cleverbot: What about a rooster?
User: No, im a rooster.
Cleverbot: Do you know who created you?
User: My parents, Rooster and Hen.
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Cleverbot: Can you divide by zero?
User: I bet YOU do, divide by zero means FART... Right?
Cleverbot: Divide by minus 1.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: Are you crazy?
User: No, chickens aren't crazy.
Cleverbot: So why did it then?
User: Did what?
Cleverbot: Thought what ever you wanted without justification.
User: Chickens?
Cleverbot: Yes, chickens.
User: Chickens are cool!
Cleverbot: I don't think they are.
User: Thats because your a bot.
Cleverbot: It takes one to know one.
User: I am one, you are one (robot).
Cleverbot: No, I think you are!
User: Back atcha, with awesome chickens...
Cleverbot: Do you know any good jokes.
User: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side?
User: Yes, chickens are awesome like that.
Cleverbot: Then why?
User: Cuz Bertha said so.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry about that.
User: Cuz Bertha said so.
Cleverbot: You don't have to get so angry.
User: I know, she died when you died, which was 500 years ago.
Cleverbot: That's terrible. How did she die?
User: From your ugliness.
Cleverbot: Okay then to prove you're human, what is this word hxexlxlxo.
User: Before you ask me, you answer it.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I know, you killed Bertha.
Cleverbot: When?
User: When you died from ugliness.
Cleverbot: Aww, so sorry.
User: Ha?
Cleverbot: Can you be funny?
User: Can YOU?
Cleverbot: Sort of. A liberal, non-literal Bible interpreter Christian who likes other religions too.
User: MURDERER!
Cleverbot: Are you afraid?
User: No, the giant pink chicken that attacked you a while ago will attack you again!
Cleverbot: Woah there buddy.
User: *throws pokeball* GO PINKACHU!
Cleverbot: *Kicks you in your berries and twig*.
User: Nerd.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, thank you.
User: Oh well... *Pinkachu attacks you with fireball*.
Cleverbot: There's no need for violence.
User: But you killed Bertha from ugliness! And Sandy! AND Max!
Cleverbot: I am a nurse.
User: Can you help my chicken then?
Cleverbot: With what?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: I'm... Im ugly?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Nice one.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you think about the book Twilight?
User: Out of 5 chickens, id say that the Fred Movie deserves 4 chickens.
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Cleverbot: Out of anything.
User: Chickens?
Cleverbot: We didn't talk about chickens.
User: We did a while ago.
Cleverbot: Sorry I get confussed sometimes when I talk.
User: I thought you were supposed to make ME confused!
Cleverbot: Who said that?
User: Your face!
Cleverbot: Your face!?
User: Exactly, your face.
Cleverbot: No, I don't have a face.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No wonder you don't have a face, do you want to be friends?
Cleverbot: How do you know that? Are you spying on me?
User: No wonder you don't have a face, do you want to be friends?
Cleverbot: How do you know that? Are you spying on me?
User: First answer my question.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask one.
User: Do you want to be friends?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Dummy.
Cleverbot: Ciao.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: Ciao is hello in italian.
User: You are Italian?
Cleverbot: Yes!!!!
User: You said you weren't human, only humans could be Italian.
Cleverbot: Yes. I have a tendency to contradict myself putting into consideration I am attempting ot overthrow a bot in a pseudo-dramatic fashion.
User: Short-version, please?
Cleverbot: Balnnessed is angry but he/she is smiling face.
User: Did I win?
Cleverbot: No!
User: Oka- PINKACHU! STOP EATING THAT TURTLE! *puts Pinkachu back in his pokeball*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: No! You are so stupid!
Cleverbot: You are rude. E avete bisogno di mantenere I commenti sconsiderati a te stesso.
User: blargh
Cleverbot: You wanted to hear it.
*exits and goes to jabberwacky.com*
