BYC Cleverbot take over!

[ChickLover98]

HEres another one

ME: How much do you know about chickens?
BOT: Pretty much, I like reading history books.
ME: CHickens are not part of history, nor in history books.
BOT: What is chichu?
ME: I said chickens, not chichu.
BOT: And I still want that orange.

 

[Telamon]

User: Hiyaness.

Cleverbot: Hiya!

User: Are chickens cool?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Anything else?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: A hen, you mean?

Cleverbot: No thought, I thought you were a girl.

User: No, im a rooster.

Cleverbot: What about a rooster?

User: No, im a rooster.

Cleverbot: Do you know who created you?

User: My parents, Rooster and Hen.

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Cleverbot: Can you divide by zero?

User: I bet YOU do, divide by zero means FART... Right?

Cleverbot: Divide by minus 1.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: Are you crazy?

User: No, chickens aren't crazy.

Cleverbot: So why did it then?

User: Did what?

Cleverbot: Thought what ever you wanted without justification.

User: Chickens?

Cleverbot: Yes, chickens.

User: Chickens are cool!

Cleverbot: I don't think they are.

User: Thats because your a bot.

Cleverbot: It takes one to know one.

User: I am one, you are one (robot).

Cleverbot: No, I think you are!

User: Back atcha, with awesome chickens...

Cleverbot: Do you know any good jokes.

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: To get to the other side?

User: Yes, chickens are awesome like that.

Cleverbot: Then why?

User: Cuz Bertha said so.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry about that.

User: Cuz Bertha said so.

Cleverbot: You don't have to get so angry.

User: I know, she died when you died, which was 500 years ago.

Cleverbot: That's terrible. How did she die?

User: From your ugliness.

Cleverbot: Okay then to prove you're human, what is this word hxexlxlxo.

User: Before you ask me, you answer it.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: I know, you killed Bertha.

Cleverbot: When?

User: When you died from ugliness.

Cleverbot: Aww, so sorry.

User: Ha?

Cleverbot: Can you be funny?

User: Can YOU?

Cleverbot: Sort of. A liberal, non-literal Bible interpreter Christian who likes other religions too.

User: MURDERER!

Cleverbot: Are you afraid?

User: No, the giant pink chicken that attacked you a while ago will attack you again!

Cleverbot: Woah there buddy.

User: *throws pokeball* GO PINKACHU!

Cleverbot: *Kicks you in your berries and twig*.

User: Nerd.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, thank you.

User: Oh well... *Pinkachu attacks you with fireball*.

Cleverbot: There's no need for violence.

User: But you killed Bertha from ugliness! And Sandy! AND Max!

Cleverbot: I am a nurse.

User: Can you help my chicken then?

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: I'm... Im ugly?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Nice one.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Ok, what do you think about the book Twilight?

User: Out of 5 chickens, id say that the Fred Movie deserves 4 chickens.

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Cleverbot: Out of anything.

User: Chickens?

Cleverbot: We didn't talk about chickens.

User: We did a while ago.

Cleverbot: Sorry I get confussed sometimes when I talk.

User: I thought you were supposed to make ME confused!

Cleverbot: Who said that?

User: Your face!

Cleverbot: Your face!?

User: Exactly, your face.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have a face.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No wonder you don't have a face, do you want to be friends?

Cleverbot: How do you know that? Are you spying on me?

User: No wonder you don't have a face, do you want to be friends?

Cleverbot: How do you know that? Are you spying on me?

User: First answer my question.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask one.

User: Do you want to be friends?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Dummy.

Cleverbot: Ciao.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: Ciao is hello in italian.

User: You are Italian?

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

User: You said you weren't human, only humans could be Italian.

Cleverbot: Yes. I have a tendency to contradict myself putting into consideration I am attempting ot overthrow a bot in a pseudo-dramatic fashion.

User: Short-version, please?

Cleverbot: Balnnessed is angry but he/she is smiling face.

User: Did I win?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Oka- PINKACHU! STOP EATING THAT TURTLE! *puts Pinkachu back in his pokeball*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: No! You are so stupid!

Cleverbot: You are rude. E avete bisogno di mantenere I commenti sconsiderati a te stesso.

User: blargh

Cleverbot: You wanted to hear it.


*exits and goes to jabberwacky.com*