BYC Couples

[TheOddOneOut]

Hopefully everyone else is having a better time than me.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

They were kind of like this… but with a fake zipper on the side that revealed a sparkle fabric.




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All that I can think of is how much chicken shiz would get stuck all over that chain running under in front of the heel.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

British bacon? Is that like Canadian bacon?

Tea-leaf smoked, perhaps. Earl Gray. Very spicy.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

No one buys those boots because they're practical. They're strictly a fashion statement. No one's going to be in the garden wearing them.

I dunno, I was known as recently as 2021 to slip on my church shoes to go gather eggs and refill the birds' water....

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Green beans with bacon grease

And a pound of butter from Mare's stores.

 

[PippinTheChicken]

I was standing in front of my neighbor's house trying to get my dog to go potty. 10ish at night.
A rabbit shot out in front of us. He shot after it and whipped the leash around me, spinning me very suddenly. I lost balance and wiped out, hard. On a gravel patch. While wearing shorts and a t shirt. Ow. Ow. Ow.
I tore up my entire left side. Gashes, bruises and abrasions on my hip, elbow, hand, ankle, and knee. It is very very bloody and ouchy. I had to clean the cuts and pick out all the gravel.
So yeah

Ouchy
Hope you feel better soon

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

But it makes your pee smell not yummy

The frick is up with your olfactory senses that your urine smells yummy? What, do you have undiagnosed diabetes and are peeing out sugar-saturated stuff, or something?

 

[PippinTheChicken]

Hopefully everyone else is having a better time than me.

Last day of school

 

[TheOddOneOut]

The frick is up with your olfactory senses that your urine smells yummy? What, do you have undiagnosed diabetes and are peeing out sugar-saturated stuff, or something?

No

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Last day of school

Oh no. That sucks. Sorry