Yep, that's me! My humans got mad at me for destroying the couch, so I decided to channel that destructive energy into something productive. This way, I can make enough uber money to buy them a new couch! Or, alternatively, 50 juicy steaks.... Yeah, I'll have to think about that. In the meantime, I need to find mom and dad so they can tell me what "insurance" and "reckless endangerment" are.