I love my chickens like the Dickens
Now that I've got me some I'm smitten.
I even pet on one like a kitten
By the "chicken bug"...been bitten.
Chicken TV when I'm sittin',
And in my dreams...guess what I'm gettin'?
Stinkin' eaten by a chicken-
Thinkin' that I'm "finger lickin'!!!!
My wife is like: "You must be trippin'!
Clean that thing outside the kitchen!"
I'll say: "Honey, you're just itchin'
For deliciousness that's kickin'!!!!"
My children see it's fittin'...
Now we research what's been written
About this gift that we've been given,
Blessed with chickens, chickens...CHICKENS!
Any rhymers out there?
Now that I've got me some I'm smitten.
I even pet on one like a kitten
By the "chicken bug"...been bitten.
Chicken TV when I'm sittin',
And in my dreams...guess what I'm gettin'?
Stinkin' eaten by a chicken-
Thinkin' that I'm "finger lickin'!!!!
My wife is like: "You must be trippin'!
Clean that thing outside the kitchen!"
I'll say: "Honey, you're just itchin'
For deliciousness that's kickin'!!!!"
My children see it's fittin'...
Now we research what's been written
About this gift that we've been given,
Blessed with chickens, chickens...CHICKENS!
Any rhymers out there?
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