BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

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[Everose]

 

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[Fishychix]

Not my story:
"Pomegranate Turkey"
Two years ago my sister asked me how I made my turkey so moist, so I gave her my secret recipe: Inject the turkey with a pomegranate salad dressing, cover it with a cheesecloth and baste it with a white wine-butter reduction every half hour." My mother called me on Thanksgiving to ask me what I had told my sister, because there is no way she got the instructions right. It turned out my PHd-smart sister injected the turkey with pomegranate concentrate which made the turkey meat pink. If that wasn't funny enough, my mother asked me why I told her to cover the turkey with cheese and saturate it with wine. I swear my sister can find new medicines, but she can't cook! -Marie, Sunrise, FL

 

[Sally PB]

I read this somewhere, but don't remember where. A "helpful hint" for having a moist turkey suggested "placing a half cup of water in the cavity before baking."

Someone complained that their plastic measuring cup melted and ruined the whole thing.

 

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[SueT]

Tonight’s the night…

 

[SueT]

. (Re above cartoon: My rooster set himself back…)

 

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