BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[duluthralphie]

ralphie is that from Walmart?

I must confess.. My wife found it on the internet......I assume it is Walmart

 

[Gargoyle]

 

[cavemanrich]

funny - some waitress has been known to spit in food. Most patrons were very nice to her to prevent it (we hope)

One reason I NEVER complained about how food was prepared. Example: The steak is too rare, and not done enough. I just closed my eyes and wolfed it down. Did not return to that establishment.
I know soooooo many peeps like their steak with the sound of moooooo coming from it still.
For me it has to have enough fire added to it. Yes I know that rare is easier to chew than well done. I STILL HAVE TEETH,,,,,
Don't try to entice me with sushi ether.

 

[Gargoyle]

Don't try to entice me with sushi ether.

Just unwrap it and throw it in the microwave for 90 seconds, you'll be fine.

 

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[drumstick diva]

I was up forever with a female dog whelping for her first time. I was starving. Ran down for a fast sandwich and noticed I was holding it with bloody hands. Rather than fainting as I might have done - it prepared me for eating rare steaks.

My favorite person always said he'd love a bloody steak and a cigar. When he passed away I honored him by going to a restaurant and ordering a bloody steak - hold the cigar. Still miss him badly.

 

[drumstick diva]

BTW cavemanrich, never had a rare steak moo at me. I mean RARE, I've seen cattle hurt worse recover. I just got very proud of myself for surviving that. I used to get only well done and yes, harder to chew.