BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[007Sean]

 

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[duluthralphie]

I use to actually do a similar thing to my hunting boots, 'cept I craved deer hoofs on the bottoms....great for 'poaching' or just making other hunters follow a 'false trail'.

This discussion reminded me of a time in our youth... my brother was a middle child thus seeking attention..

We were avid sportsmen and still are. When my brother liked the reputation of being an “outlaw or poacher”.. not all attention people seek is good.

My brother told people he started deer hunting on the 4th of July...

He had an old set of deer legs and a set of antlers. We live near a state forest teeming with game wardens...

My brother tied the legs hanging out the back of the trunk of his old car and the antlers the top of the trunk....

He then went driving around the state forest for a few hours.. he did not “catch” a warden like he wanted,,,

However. Around 6am on the 5th of July there was pounding on the door. The warden was there and wanted my brother..

The “deer” was still in the trunk.. my brother used to enjoy keggers as a minor.. so he was hung over and would sleep to noon to avoid Dad finding out his hobbies...

Now the hobbies came crashing down on him.. I loved it..

The warden forced Dad and my brother to open the trunk. I am sure Dad thought my brother had a deer in there too..

I followed just because I love watching train crashes... they opened the trunk.. my brother was smirking and even Dad suppressed a laugh.. the warden was royally urinated...

He threatened to dog my brother until the day he died... said he did not have time for this BS and peeled out the drive..

Dad gave my brother 2 weeks of hard labor,, I loved it...


Sometime I will tell you about my brother putting 25 fishing lines in the water while ice fishing.. only one line was legal in Mn...

Ok maybe you had to be there to see the humor, but Sean’s deer hoof boots reminded me of this..

 

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