BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[Chicken Girl1]

From the police blotter, or, what a beat cop deals with every day:

• A woman said her son was attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital.
• A deputy responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes. It was the mail carrier.
• A resident said someone had entered his home at night and taken five pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation, police discovered his wife had gotten up for a late-night snack.
• A man reported that a squirrel was running in circles on Davis Drive, and he wasn’t sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An officer responded, and as he drove on the street, he ran over the squirrel.

 

[Chicken Girl1]

My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served in the Philippines during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?” Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”

 

[Chicken Girl1]

A salesman talked my uncle into buying 10,000 personalized pens for his business with the promise that he would be eligible to win a 32-foot yacht. A born gambler, my uncle agreed.

Well, he won, and a few weeks after the pens arrived, his prize showed up: a 12-inch plastic yacht with 32 plastic feet glued to the bottom.

 

[BunnynChicks]

From the police blotter, or, what a beat cop deals with every day:

• A woman said her son was attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital.
• A deputy responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes. It was the mail carrier.
• A resident said someone had entered his home at night and taken five pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation, police discovered his wife had gotten up for a late-night snack.
• A man reported that a squirrel was running in circles on Davis Drive, and he wasn’t sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An officer responded, and as he drove on the street, he ran over the squirrel.

OH MY!!!!! That is awesome!!!!

My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served in the Philippines during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?” Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”

This was my reaction...

 

[ChickenLover200]

A salesman talked my uncle into buying 10,000 personalized pens for his business with the promise that he would be eligible to win a 32-foot yacht. A born gambler, my uncle agreed.

Well, he won, and a few weeks after the pens arrived, his prize showed up: a 12-inch plastic yacht with 32 plastic feet glued to the bottom.

I would totally do this...

 

[duluthralphie]

My Grandpa back in the depression ordered a "sure fire method" for killing potato bugs.

It was two pieces of wood with instructions to smash the bug between the two boards.

It was family gossip for 50 years...70 now that repeated it... I guess.

 

[BullChick]

 

[ChickenLover200]

My Grandpa back in the depression ordered a "sure fire method" for killing potato bugs.

It was two pieces of wood with instructions to smash the bug between the two boards.

It was family gossip for 50 years...70 now that  repeated it... I guess.

 

[Lucky Lemon]

 

[Chicken Girl1]