BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

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[BullChick]

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I just wet myself!

 

[drumstick diva]

TMI

 

[N F C]

I just wet myself!

But it sums it up so well doesn't it BC?

...and another thing ...

 

[duluthralphie]

I just wet myself!

I am sorry, I didn’t know you were at that age... but I found this.. I hope it helps...

 

[BullChick]

 

[duluthralphie]

I was really surprised the first time I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet... but it loses the shock value by the third or fourth time...

 

[BullChick]

I was really surprised the first time I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet... but it loses the shock value by the third or fourth time...

 

[drumstick diva]

How did you get loose Ralphie? Need to know in case it ever happens to me.

 

[duluthralphie]

How did you get loose Ralphie? Need to know in case it ever happens to me.

The thread gets weaker with age, within a week or so you can just man up and lift your head off the carpet breaking the thread...

However, during that week you can lose up to 15 pounds!! It is a get diet plan, I have someone sew me to the carpet about once or twice a year to maintain my slight body type...