BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[KingD]

Whoever invented 'knock knock' jokes should get a No Bell Prize.

 

[Everose]

I got fired from my taxi driver job because customers didn't like it when I went the extra mile

 

[Sara S]

Omg I love one liners heres a bunch
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
I
used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That iswrong on so many levels.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

 

[cavemanrich]

Oww is right! I borrowed a medical boot from my boss and wore it for 3 weeks. My little toe no longer sits where it used to lol. This is the evil culprit. It hit my little toe first and then slammed in between the little toe and the one next to it. My foot went instantly numb. The feeling slowly came back over the next couple weeks.

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This is what I would have done ASAP....

 

[pennyJo1960]

 

[cavemanrich]

What REALLY SADDENS ME,,,, when flowers are stolen from cemetery grave-sites.. Yes it has happened to planters we placed on departed loved ones graves.. Now we leave only plastic flowers since,,

 

[cavemanrich]

Its not cold everywhere,,, so these fit year round as appropriate advice.

 

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