BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[Bertram]

 

[pertnear09]

I had to send this to my daughter. It so reminds me of her.

 

[Everose]

Five gallon buckets are bad, but those giant protein and molasses tubs for cattle and horses are impossible, they're so gooey and slippery, but at least they smell like molasses

 

[Bertram]

 

[cavemanrich]

 

[Bertram]

Definitely a second Monday.

 

[cavemanrich]

This is only funny if you know who Bob Ross is,, and you are aware of Buffalo New York winter weather.

Bob Ross style of painting.

 

[Mouthpear]

My son came to me and asked how do I name our chickens.
Well I told him,
I hold the bird and I look around and If I see a cloudy sky I call the bird Cloudy Sky
I hold the bird and I look around and If I see a river running I call the bird River Running.
I hold the bird and I look around and If I see a bear standing I call the bird Standing Bear.

He said, "OH! OK!"
And he started to walk off.
I asked him where he was going.

He replied,"I'm Off to feed Cloudy Sky, River Running, Standing Bear and Two Dogs Fu@%ing."

 

[Bertram]

 

[pennyJo1960]

Don't name what you may eat one day.