BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[cavemanrich]

 

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[Bertram]

 

[Nomadicus]

Many years ago during some really tough times a bar decided to hold an oyster on the half shell contest. He got the idea in his latest shipment from an oyster that must have been on steroids as it was 4-5 times bigger than any that has ever been seen before. One night a patron extremely thirsty but dead broke saw the sign and said to himself, "Self this is your chance for some drinks, food, and money left over". He was desperate for that $100 bill. He told the bar keep let me have it. Down it went. He was so proud of himself until the bar keep congratulated him for his achievement telling him that he was the 50th person to try plus one dog. He left with out a drink, a meal, or any change.

 

[cavemanrich]

 

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[cavemanrich]

 

[Nomadicus]

This was told to a 9th grade class right before lunch break by one of the best teachers I have ever had. Obviously he taught a little bit of history outside of the text book.

During the 30's some followed the railroad tracks from town to town looking for work. Often these guys had no food and rummaged for a meal just about anywhere and everywhere. One day two me came upon a dead dog on the tracks. They pondered whether to eat it or not. One told the other I'm hungry but not touching that dog. The other said I haven't had anything to eat in over a week and I just got to have something in stomach. As they walked on headed for the next town the one that didn't eat any of that dog kept talking to the one that did until he couldn't keep it down any longer. Then the one that didn't have any said, "Oh Boy Hot Lunch".

 

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