An elderly couple, married for decades, dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter gives them a grand tour of Heaven — a beautiful mansion, gourmet food, a perfect golf course, everything free and effortless.
The wife is thrilled.
The husband, however, keeps getting grumpier and grumpier.
Finally the wife asks, "What's wrong?"
And he snaps:
"If it weren't for all your blasted bran muffins and health food, I could've been here YEARS ago!"
St. Peter gives them a grand tour of Heaven — a beautiful mansion, gourmet food, a perfect golf course, everything free and effortless.
The wife is thrilled.
The husband, however, keeps getting grumpier and grumpier.
Finally the wife asks, "What's wrong?"
And he snaps:
"If it weren't for all your blasted bran muffins and health food, I could've been here YEARS ago!"
