OK here are the RESULTS:
WINNERS:
-Jess Hill: "Whatever you think I did, I didn't do it!"
-Camelot Farms: "The thermometer goes WHERE?
-Appaloosa Hill Farm: "I SWEAR! It was BIGFOOT!!!!!!"
and "What?! I most certainly do NOT look like a vulture!"
and "I sound like a WHAT when I sing?!?!?!?!"
-Jafo: "C'MON ! HURRY UP ! I GOT THE KEYS AND HE AIN'T LOOKIN' WE GOTTA RUN FOR IT!!!"
and "Cover me! I'm going in!!!
-Cockadoodlezoo: "An EGG is going to come out of WHERE?!!!"
-jbowyer01: "Honest the dog did it!"
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HONORABLE MENTIONS:
-Wifezilla: "Psssttt....Earl! Watch my back while I hot wire the ignition!"
-Dixiechick: "Holy chicken feathers, Batman!"
-Big Little Chicken: "Call me a buzzard one more time and I will smash your truck."
-Tonopah Pati: "Run Martha!"
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Thanks to everyone for all the great laughs! I thought that they were all funny, but of course I couldn't choose them all.
Thanks for participating and congratulations to all the winners!!!!