Caption this picture :)

OK, God, I'm ready. GET THIS KID OUTTA HERE!!

 

I'm not sure of a caption but it brought to mind a horrible but almost amusing situation from years ago.

I had brought my young children to a small petting zoo. we noticed that their lamb was dead, bloated and covered in flys( they had buckets of corn for kids to freely feed handfuls to the animals with no monitoring, so I think that may have been what had happened)

Anyways, I went to find an employee to notify them so no other kids could "cuddle" with the "sleeping" lamb.

I finally tracked somebody down and said, "your lamb is dead", She looked at me smirked( assuming I must be a city girl, through and through)

"No our lamb is NOT dead, our GOATS are in labour" and turned back to continue mucking out the stall.

I explained to her that while its in the realm of possibility that I may confuse a goat and lamb, I am very confident in my ability to decipher between alive and dead.

She begrudging checked, and then became extremely apologetic.


Anyways years later we often repeat this line, or when somebody in the family is staring off into space and is asked what are you thinking about? The reply is often "I'm contemplating the subtle difference's between a dead lamb and goats in labour"

I suppose it is a sick sense of humor and it wasn't funny at the time, its also sad that the poor lamb died. But the words of the worker are comical.

Anyways that my long story and that poor goat just reminded me of it... Truly this was a pointless rambling.

 

"he..he.. those dumb humans are still watching and waiting... I can drag this out a lot longer than they think! He..he..he.."

 

Where's my Pitocin??!!

 

I have two:
"I just knew it! There really is a Big Brother and he is watching!"

" A little privacy here?!?"

That is one cute pic!