Challenges of living in the woods with chickens

[Mother of Chaos]

...Just to be clear—my chickens are free-range during the day, and thriving in the forest. They follow me around like little woodland gremlins, living their best lives among the trees… Honestly, they’re more emotionally well-adjusted than most tourists…

Well, to be fair, this is not the highest bar for comparison.

Signed,
Grew Up as a Teenager in Hawai’i