Chicken Bowling

[FrenchHen]

Here's how you do it:

Take a squirrel eaten tomato or a fallen apple.
Roll it toward a free ranging chicken (gently!)
See how close you can get it before she squawks at you.

Repeat until out of tomatoes or apples.

 

[miss_jayne]

that's what you can a hen pin!!!

 

[WriterofWords]

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Ehhhhh,,,,, what??

 

[miss_jayne]

it's a pun. instead of a ten pin. it's all i've got. it's after 11. i get dumb about now!

 

[FrenchHen]

It's all fun and games until someone hits the rooster...

 

[HenPen]

 

[miss_jayne]

that's like a 7-10 split isn't it? bad. very bad.

 

[thewarriorchild]

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he he he I liked it

 

[miss_jayne]

you have to either be really tired or warped to get it. i'm both.

 

[thewarriorchild]

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Squawks?? It would turn into football here with everyone chasing everyone for it!

To many eyes lookin for a treat!!